Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret DayBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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Here’s A Post About Nicki Minaj And Her ButtBy toddNovember 04, 2013

Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I mean, techically I guess we can, but why would you want to? Take her panties off and it probably looks like a pot of mash potatoes that's been sitting out for a week. I'm sure somebody would eat it, but there are better options available.

Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I…

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