Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this date. Nick Jonas hasn’t responded yet, but he probably will after he finishes contouring his eyebrows or whatever Nick Jonas does.
Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third kid. Then we saw all the speculation that came with that, so Megan Fox posted this on Instagram to clear up any confusion. The good news is that my picture isn’t up there so you never know. The bad news is that she was out with Brian Austin Green yesterday. So he’s probably the dad. Or me. It could still be me. My semen is sentient and has the power to travel great distances.