Beyonce Spent $38K At A Wal-Mart This WeekendBy toddDecember 23, 2013
Beyonce Spent $38K At A Wal-Mart This Weekend

 

I guess arriving at the number by taking the median income of the people who shop there. Beyonce spent $38,000 in a Massachusetts Wal-Mart this weekend by giving every customer in the store a $50 gift card. USA Today reports:

The superstar stopped by a Tewksbury, Mass., Walmart on Friday night, where she greeted fans and did a little holiday shopping. In her cart? A copy of her new self-titled album and a baby doll for Blue Ivy. Queen Bey even got on the store's loudspeaker and offered to pay the first $50 of every customer's holiday shopping. "It's Beyoncé! And I stopped by the store today because my record has arrived," she said. "I want to give everyone a gift. For everyone in the store right now, the first $50 of your holiday gifts are on me. Merry, merry Christmas from Beyoncé!" The store handed out a total of 750 $50 gift cards enclosed within envelopes that read, "Happy Holidays from Beyoncé."

Ugh, typical liberal with their handouts to poor people. Chuck Norris didn't write the Constitution in Geronimo's blood for shit like this. What a disgrace. She's friends with Obama, so you know this just more of his socialist propaganda designed to make people dependent on high profile celebrities to pay for their kid's Christmas presents. What's next? Customers marrying Iron Man toys?! They probably spent that $50 on Wal-Mart wine! You're not fooling anybody!  And Beyonce is black! How did she even get that money?! Probably stole it from a small business! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

Watch this touching video where a little white girl tells her parents that they are dead to her, Beyonce is her mother now.

 

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Kate Upton Is SingleBy toddDecember 23, 2013
Kate Upton Is Single

 

Once again proving that its very possible to get bored with banging anyone, Maksim Cheruishfgweegd8edyffygwwd6334ge (sp?) and Kate Upton have split up after dating for 6 months. Us Weekly reports:

"They are really good friends still and speak all the time, but their schedules just made it too difficult and it fell apart," an insider tells Us. "[Chmerkovskiy] has a lot of respect for her, but it just wasn't working anymore." (When contacted by Us, Chmerkovskiy's rep declined to comment on his personal life.)

 
Man, I hope Kate Upton can bounce back from this and not sink into a deep depression. I mean, she's a 21-year old blonde with huge tits who models bikinis. What man is ever going to want her?

 

 

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Kate Upton Is Bouncy In ‘The Other Woman’ TrailerBy toddDecember 20, 2013

 

If you can make through the visual dry heave of Cameron Diaz, Nicki Minaj, Leslie Mann, you get to see Kate Upton's boobs bouncing in slow motion in the first official trailer for The Other Woman. You also get to see the only way women can truly hold hands in solidarity and accomplish any task set before them with purpose and focus: when they're trying to destroy the life of a man who has wronged them in some way. Great comedy fun for the whole family!

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