Get Ready For Margot Robbie As Tarantino’s Sharon TateBy toddMarch 14, 2018
Get Ready For Margot Robbie As Tarantino’s Sharon Tate

 

Hey, remember when Sharon Tate’s sister said Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t pretty enough to play Sharon Tate? We had a good laugh about that. It’s something I’ll always treasure. Luckily, Quentin Tarantino heard that and cast Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate instead.

Deadline broke last July 11 that Quentin Tarantino had met with Margot Robbie and asked her to play Sharon Tate in his next film. She now has the offer and negotiations are underway to make it a reality. Robbie, who’s coming off her Oscar-nominated turn in the title role of I, Tonya, will join Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

The good news is we’re getting another Quentin Tarantino movie. The bad news is *skip ahead to avoid spoilers* we’re getting a movie where a pregnant woman gets violently murdered and has her baby ripped out and Tarantino might show that entire thing with comical amounts of blood. And the baby will probably say the n-word when it comes out.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating Joel EdgertonBy toddFebruary 27, 2018
Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating Joel Edgerton

 

Jennifer Lawrence seems pretty excited about it in the banner pic, but she’s apparently dating Red Sparrow co-star Joel Edgerton. Per Daily Mail:

On Wednesday, The Daily Telegraph claimed ‘rumours are swirling throughout Hollywood’ that the 27-year-old Oscar winner is dating the Australian actor, 43. The pair have been seen putting on a series of flirty displays in recent weeks as they promote their new film together.  According to the newspaper, ‘the co-stars are often seen having private moments, chatting and giggling together’. During their latest public appearance in New York on Monday night, the pair looked cosy as Joel wrapped his arm tightly around Jennifer’s waist.

So are they dating or just banging? Either way, history shows the best way to do both with Jennifer Lawrence is to be in a movie with her or direct a movie she’s in. If Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t famous she’d be that woman who finds her soulmate in the office where she works. Well, maybe not the office because she didn’t graduate high school. She’d definitely fall in love with her Bojangles’ day manager though.

 

  Jennifer Lawrence seems pretty excited about it in the banner pic, but she’s apparently dating Red Sparrow co-star Joel Edgerton. Per Daily Mail: On Wednesday, The Daily Telegraph claimed ‘rumours are swirling…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Playing A Werewolf In A Movie, GuysBy toddFebruary 21, 2018
Lindsay Lohan Is Playing A Werewolf In A Movie, Guys

 

Lindsay Lohan is apparently a Muslim now, but there’s nothing in the Quran that says you can’t star in generically titled, dumped-to-Netflix movie if you so choose. So here’s The Shadow Within. A movie where Lindsay Lohan plays a private detective who is also a werewolf. Not sure which one of those is more believable. Per Bloody Disgusting:

Here’s the official synopsis: “In a world where supernatural creatures roam amongst us, Kristy Wolfe (Beckett), a tough private investigator, tries desperately to keep her secret hidden. She has descended from a long line of werewolves. When her uncle is brutally murdered, Wolfe must use her natural instinct and risk her secret to unravel the mystery before she becomes the next victim.

“Kristy Wolfe.” Do you get it? Her last name if Wolfe because she’s a werewolf and “Kristy Werewolf” would be too on the nose and people might realize she’s a werewolf. They should have named the character Kristy Definitely-Not A Werewolf to throw people off. And a hyphenated last name would have been more about female empowerment.

 

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‘Justice League’ Has An Honest TrailerBy toddFebruary 21, 2018
‘Justice League’ Has An Honest Trailer

 

You knew it was coming. The Justice League Honest Trailer is here and its just a lot of stuff that people who don’t have a picture of Zack Snyder as their lock screen already know. This movie was fucking terrible. And in this political landscape, if you thought this movie was a masterpiece, you shouldn’t be able to buy a gun legally. Those teens need to make sure they mention this during their walkout or whatever they’re doing that won’t stop America from being a population of mass psychosis.

 

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Chadwick Boseman Covers ‘Rolling Stone’By toddFebruary 19, 2018
Chadwick Boseman Covers ‘Rolling Stone’

 

Black Panther is making all the money right now and Disney has pledged to take 25% of the profits to help the black community. Haha jk, Disney is going to keep all of it because they are a soulless media conglomerate. Wakanda profits forever. But Chadwick Boseman and director Ryan Coogler are profiled (in a good way) in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and that’s really great. You should also see the movie, because it’s also pretty great except the CGI.

 

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Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New JokerBy toddFebruary 09, 2018
Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New Joker

 

Joaquin Phoenix already turned down the role of Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman, so maybe he’ll agree to be The Joker in a movie directed by the dude who did The Hangover movies. Sure to be a big hit. Big hit.

Joaquin Phoenix is in talks to play the Clown Prince of Crime in Warner Bros. and Todd Phillips’ untitled Joker origin movie. While studio negotiations are not yet underway, Phillips has made it clear that Phoenix is the top choice to star and sources now tell Variety that, after thinking it over, Phoenix has agreed to the role. WB had no comment. Phillips is on board to co-write and direct the movie. Phillips had met with Phoenix before the new year and was just waiting for the studio’s go-ahead, sources say.

If you’re DC and you see that Margot Robbie was the best part of Suicide Squad, then you see that Wonder Woman was your best movie to date, then you see that Black Panther is about to break every Marvel record, this first thing you should think to yourself is, “hey, we should make another Joker movie.” Another Joker movie is sure to turn things around. Especially if he has CGI scars.

 

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‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul PremiereBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul Premiere

 

Black Panther drops in 10 days, and it’s set to break Marvel box-office records unless the people who it was made for don’t bootleg it and try to sell me a copy on the MARTA. So let’s not do that. In the meantime, they had a premiere in Seoul last night and Lupita Nyong’o looked like a black angel. It’s cool because Koreans have probably never seen a black person up close.

 

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‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

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