Gal Gadot Had A GirlBy toddMarch 21, 2017
Gal Gadot Had A Girl

 

Gal Gadot gave birth to her second kid yesterday. She’s a girl named Maya. Or she might be a boy named Matt. That should be left up to her, GAL. You’re not even woke. Anyway, she made an Instagram post about it. She also made a pun.

 

 

  Gal Gadot gave birth to her second kid yesterday. She’s a girl named Maya. Or she might be a boy named Matt. That should be left up to her,…

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Kristen Stewart Looks GreatBy toddMarch 08, 2017

Not entirely sure what’s going on with Kristen Stewart, but she came out recently and I guess her hair felt left out. The least she could do is dye her hair red to support all the women who have the luxury of taking the day off today.

Not entirely sure what’s going on with Kristen Stewart, but she came out recently and I guess her hair felt left out. The least she could do is dye her…

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Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’By toddFebruary 20, 2017
Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’

 

Not even a week after director Matt Reeves was announced as the director of The Batman (after Ben Affleck dropped out), Matt Reeves remembered this was for a DC movie and dropped out.

A studio source confirms that negotiations have broken down. The possibility, however, exists that talks could resume when heads cool. The studio is intent on making the movie no matter what, as the Batman franchise has proven to be bigger than one person. Reeves is currently deep in postproduction on War for the Planet of the Apes, which is shaping up to be the biggest entry in the Fox franchise.

Also, lol.

Prior to Reeves receiving the offer, Ridley Scott and Don’t Breathe helmer Fede Alvarez were among the names being floated for the director’s chair.

So basically, DC/Warner Bros. got Reeves in the room by saying they wanted a director with a vision, then told him that vision is fine as long as the test focus group and the 12 studio executives who they planned to sit directly behind during the whole shoot were okay with it, or if people liked something in Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 then they’d have to come back and do reshoots to incorporate that. Then maybe add ninjas or werewolves. Or ninja werewolves? Wouldn’t it be cool if Batman fought ninja werewolves? That’s pretty dark. That’s pretty dark, right? What if we made them black?

 

  Not even a week after director Matt Reeves was announced as the director of The Batman (after Ben Affleck dropped out), Matt Reeves remembered this was for a DC…

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Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child AbuseBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child Abuse

 

Robin Thicke is currently in a custody battle with his ex-wife, Paula Patton. He’s also being investigated by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services for child abuse of their son. Maybe Alan Thicke knew about this and thought of a way not to testify.

Their six-year-old son Julian reportedly told school officials that Thicke allegedly spanked him more than once. The school then allegedly reported the incident to the DCFS on January 3 and the department opened an investigation. The DCFS has since interviewed Julian and are scheduled to interview Thicke in the afternoon of Thursday, January 12, according to court documents seen by Us Weekly.  Patton then reportedly denied Thicke access to Julian and filed an emergency order asking a judge to restrict the Grammy nominee’s time with his son to monitored daytime visits only. In court documents obtained by Us Weekly, Thicke denies any wrongdoing and maintains: “On a very rare occasion and only as a last resort, I will use light spanking, but it is consistent with the law — open hand on the butt. This is the type of discipline to which Paula and I agreed during our marriage.”

I also will use light spanking, but not in this context. Call me. But if Paula Patton allows her kid to listen to Robin Thicke’s music, then does she really have the right to point any fingers here? Hasn’t thi child suffered enough?

 

#fbf Robin Thicke did bring Emily Ratajkowski into the world, so if he wants to spank his kid, no harm done.

 

  Robin Thicke is currently in a custody battle with his ex-wife, Paula Patton. He’s also being investigated by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services for…

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Shailene Woodley’s Boobs Are GreenBy toddSeptember 30, 2016

I’m still trying to understand why they keep casting Shailene Woodley in movies, but here we are. She’s a thing I guess. If you’re reading this and you’re either a fan of Shailene Woodley or women who wear dresses that let you see like 56% of their boobs, I hope this post brings you happiness and joy. You deserve it.

I’m still trying to understand why they keep casting Shailene Woodley in movies, but here we are. She’s a thing I guess. If you’re reading this and you’re either a fan…

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Lady Gaga’s Doing The Super Bowl, GuysBy toddSeptember 30, 2016
Lady Gaga’s Doing The Super Bowl, Guys



Our worst fear of two week ago has come true. Lady Gaga has been officially confirmed to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show in February. 2017 is off to a bad start, friends.




Our worst fear of two week ago has come true. Lady Gaga has been officially confirmed to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show in February. 2017 is off to…

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Angelina Jolie Basically Just Hired Olivia Pope To Join Her Divorce TeamBy toddSeptember 30, 2016
Angelina Jolie Basically Just Hired Olivia Pope To Join Her Divorce Team



If you were somehow under the impression the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorce was going to be amicable HAHAHAHA it’s not. It’s really not. Jolie hired crisis manager Judy Smith, the inspiration for Kerry Washington’s character Olivia Pope on Scandal. 

Jolie’s team has retained the help of legendary crisis manager Judy Smith, amid the actress’ ongoing divorce with Brad Pitt. …“Judy has been asked to consult with those working with Angelina on divorce negotiations,” a source close to the situation tells PEOPLE. “Judy and her firm have a long history of handling issues that have unfortunately garnered too much attention in the public eye, and she knows how to push towards resolutions that are swift and discreet.”

So naturally, Brad Pitt’s airplane meltdown, which resulted in him being investigated for child abuse, was leaked to the media. But wait, there’s more!

And with the latest addition of Smith, Jolie is quickly creating a powerhouse team in her ongoing split from Pitt. Celebrity divorce attorney Laura Wasser is also representing the actress.

If you don’t know who Laura Wasser is, you should by now. She was Johnny Depp’s lawyer. She wasn’t Amber Heard’s lawyer, so despite every piece of irrefutable evidence that Depp abused her, Amber Heard walked away with $7M of Johnny Depp’s $400M fortune. $7M that she couldn’t even keep, because Wasser forced her hand. Long story short, Jolie ain’t fucking around with Brad Pitt. I would say Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are hard over this news, but that’s probably just the cocaine.

If you were somehow under the impression the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorce was going to be amicable HAHAHAHA it’s not. It’s really not. Jolie hired crisis manager Judy…

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Wonder Woman Is BisexualBy toddSeptember 29, 2016
Wonder Woman Is Bisexual



Wonder Woman comic writer Greg Rucka sat down for an  interview with Cosmicosity and straight up said Wonder Woman sometimes loves the ladies. OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

[Y]es, [Wonder Woman is queer]. I think it’s more complicated though. This is inherently the problem with Diana: we’ve had a long history of people — for a variety of reasons, including sometimes pure titillation, which I think is the worst reason — say, “Ooo. Look. It’s the Amazons. They’re gay!” And when you start to think about giving the concept of Themyscira its due, the answer is, “How can they not all be in same sex relationships?” Right? It makes no logical sense otherwise. It’s supposed to be paradise. You’re supposed to be able to live happily. You’re supposed to be able — in a context where one can live happily, and part of what an individual needs for that happiness is to have a partner — to have a fulfilling, romantic and sexual relationship. And the only options are women. But an Amazon doesn’t look at another Amazon and say, “You’re gay.” They don’t. The concept doesn’t existNow, are we saying Diana has been in love and had relationships with other women? As Nicola and I approach it, the answer is obviously yes. And it needs to be yes for a number of reasons. But perhaps foremost among them is, if no, then she leaves paradise only because of a potential romantic relationship with Steve [Trevor]. And that diminishes her character. It would hurt the character and take away her heroism.

This won’t be problem for the people it will eventually be a problem with since they don’t like to read, but if this makes it into the movies, the boycott memes should be fun on Facebook. Just another leftist plot to turn Homeschool Timmy gay because you don’t know how gay works. Should be a good time.


Wonder Woman comic writer Greg Rucka sat down for an  interview with Cosmicosity and straight up said Wonder Woman sometimes loves the ladies. OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN. [Y]es, [Wonder Woman is…

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Amber Heard Is “Pretty Broke”, HomelessBy toddSeptember 29, 2016

If you want to click on Amber Heard‘s name here a relive the black magic that was the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce, feel free. Life’s too short for me to do that again. Anyway, she continues to be the worst gold digger of all time.

Heard and Depp, 53, settled their divorce in mid-August, with Johnny paying Amber a $7 million settlement, which she donated to charity. However, he got to keep the pair’s LA condo where the alleged domestic violence occurred while Amber had to move out. “Right now, she’s pretty broke,” a source said. “And Johnny moved his friends into the condo they used to share.” According to the insider, his pals are acting like “guard dogs” and won’t let her retrieve her things upon her return from London. Johnny also “refuses to send her anything,” making the split even worse than previously thought.

Considering these are her monthly expensive, I assume “pretty broke” is relative here. Heard is in London right now shooting Justice League, which will eventually turn into bad publicity for her and everyone involved, so hopefully she leaks some stuff about Zack Snyder so the Warner Bros fire him. If needed, I can film it in slow motion.

If you want to click on Amber Heard‘s name here a relive the black magic that was the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce, feel free. Life’s too short for me…

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It’s Bella Thorne In A BikiniBy toddSeptember 29, 2016
It’s Bella Thorne In A Bikini


So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk, you goofy fucker. So now that I know it would actually be a wasted vote, let’s move on to better things like Bella Thorne‘s hot ass in a bikini. Enjoy. Also, the magic wand of the free market has found her a new boyfriend. Gary Johnson should mention this at some point. It works!

who says #summer has to be over?

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So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk,…

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