I’m not saying Stormy Daniels looks like the type of chick who would have an affair with a rich man then accept $130,000 to not talk about it then go on a late night talk show and talk about it to another man who is using her for ratings, but you gotta respect the hustle.
In an interview with The Guardian, Haley Atwell answered a question about working with Woody Allen 10 years ago because the interviewer needed to make sure people would click on the article.
You worked with Woody Allen just over a decade ago. How was that experience? I haven’t spoken about this before. It was my first film and I didn’t feel directed by him at all. I didn’t have any kind of relationship with him. And that was fine but bizarre. It was a great opportunity, so I did the best I could and left. I didn’t know back then what I know now. Would I work with him now? No. And I stand in solidarity with his daughter and offer an apology to her if my contribution to his work has caused her suffering or made her feel dismissed in any way. It’s exciting that I can say this now and I’m not going to be blacklisted.
Then she threw Obi-Wan under the bus.
You’re in the live action Winnie the Pooh film, Christopher Robin, out this summer. Tell us about that… Ewan McGregor plays Christopher Robin and I’m his wife, Evelyn. Ewan was in the Woody Allen film too, so it was a bit of a reunion.
You guys already now how I feel about people publicly regretting working with Woody Allen instead of regretting to ignore information easily found on Google before cashing their Woody Allen checks, so this post was really just an excuse to post Haley Atwell pics. She has a very nice smile.
It’s only 17 days until Black Panther opens, so that means 17 days until thousands of think pieces on your timeline by white people calling it racist or so woke they’re hallucinating black people saying it isn’t black enough. Remember when Wonder Woman wasn’t feminist enough because it didn’t include every subset of feminism? Good times. Anyway, the reviews are already great, and normally I wouldn’t believe anything these reviews say, but Black Panther isn’t a DC movie. So I’m pretty sure, at the very least, it will be entertaining and make sense and nobody will have a CGI lip.
You might want to sit down for this, because this is something you might not be expecting, but Kim Kardashian got naked again on the Internet. I know. Crazy. If she wants to show us something we’ve never seen a thousand times already she’d post an X-ray, but it’s 2018 so I want you to look at these pics and tell me what people could get offended about. The braids? Check. The fur coat? Check. The fact that her son will never be able to participate in a group chat for his entire life? Nobody seems to be discussing that yet.
Hey, dudes. Before we get into everything else, here’s Rihanna at the 2018 Grammys on Sunday night. As you may have noticed, Rihanna has put on some weight and that’s fine. I think Rihanna is the only woman celebrity who can do that and we all just go along with it, because she’s hot either way. Like, Kelly Clarkson was also at the Grammys and she looks like a Southern celebrity chef now. Sometimes it just doesn’t work for some people. Buzzword buzzword body positivity blah blah buzzword whatever.
Not sure why Anna Kendrick was at the 2018 Grammys, but she continues to be the sexiest cartoon mouse out right now so I decided to post a bunch of her pictures from last night. That white rose is for the #TimesUp movement, so we can all sit back and wait for all the dudes who wore them to release an apology statement through their lawyers by the end of the week.
I guess I’m just not meant to understand why Cardi B is considered talented or some kind of icon, but she was at the 2018 Grammys last night where she didn’t win anything so I guess that’s good. If she’s actually talented somebody let me know, but if a chick singing about being a stripper and stomping other bitches to death with her designer shoes is where we’re at, then so be it. I’m from the 90s where women basically had all the best songs and they did it like, you know, better. Cardi B sounds like she has a learning disability. I know white chicks love her because they think they’re supposed to or whatever, but I think they only do that on social media.
Hey, my neighborhood just had a power outage for two hours, but it’s back on now, so I’d like to take a moment speak my truth. I was on Netflix and bored one day and saw Supergirl, so I decided to watch the pilot to laugh at a network, superhero show. Two weeks later, I had watched the first two seasons. It was that moment I realized every good show that’s out right now makes you wanna kill yourself after you watch it and Supergirl doesn’t make you wanna kill yourself. It’s fun and adorable and makes you feel That being said, Melissa Benoist plays Supergirl and she’s great and also adorable. She’s also in Waco, and if you know the story of what happened, it will also make you want to kill yourself. Not sure where I’m going with this, but these are pics from the premiere and Melissa Benoist is very cute.
[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.
You people keep asking why I don’t post Ashley Graham stuff, and I thought I was pretty clear on that, but I hope this post will stop the voices in your head telling you to contact me. I don’t want any mass shootings on my hands. So here’s Ashley Graham and I think her boyfriend. This might be the happiest black guy on the planet. Kanye doesn’t even smile this much and he’s basically married to Black Guy Sex Doll #1. But I think Ashley Graham is the Nexus 6 of Black Guy Sex Dolls. All she’s working with is real instead of injected by a team of Miami surgeons. I wonder if Kanye regrets his purchase. Oh, this is Ashley Graham at the Revlon Live Boldly launch event in case you wanted to know or cared. My man is happy though. Perhaps I’ve been mistaken. I will take this opportunity to grow as a person.