Maria Menounos Has A Brain TumorBy toddJuly 03, 2017
Maria Menounos Has A Brain Tumor

 

Maria Menounos is a person who talks on TV. She couldn’t talk on TV very well for a while, because she had a brain tumor and didn’t know it.

As she was caring for her mother, who has stage 4 brain cancer, Maria Menounos found out she was facing a health crisis of her own. In February, the TV and Sirius XM radio host started experiencing troubling symptoms. “I’d been getting lightheaded on set and having headaches,” she tells PEOPLE in the magazine’s exclusive new cover story. “My speech had gotten slurred and I was having difficulty reading the teleprompter.”  An MRI revealed Menounos had a golf-ball-size meningioma brain tumor that was pushing on her facial nerves. “I didn’t cry. I actually laughed,” she recalls. “It’s so surreal and crazy and unbelievable that my mom has a brain tumor—and now I have one too?”

Man, that’s sad. But have you ever seen Maria Menounos in a bikini or a tight dress though? If you told me she had a tumor, I’d think for sure it was in her ass. Sup. Hit me up after your brain stuff.

 

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Zendaya Did The ‘Spider-Man’ PremiereBy toddJune 30, 2017
Zendaya Did The ‘Spider-Man’ Premiere

 

Remember when people lost their shit because they thought Zendaya would be playing Mary Jane because MARY JANE IS WHITE NOT BLACK AND OMG THIS MEANS WHITE GENOCIDE HANG ON FOR ONE SEC THANKS FOR THE WARNING OFFICER I WON’T DRIVE WITH DRUGS IN THE CAR AGAIN BUT BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING ABOUT WHITE GENOCIDE. That was weird. Turns out she’s not playing Mary Jane, so the integrity of the comic book about a dude in a leotard getting bit by a magic spider remains intact. We really avoided a national nightmare and panic in the streets there. But Peter Parker has crush on a girl in the new movie and she’s a hot black chick SO HOLD ON WE MUST TAKE TO THE STREETS AND BOYCOTT MARVEL OMG WHITE PEOPLE. Typing in all caps is fun. I can see why people on the Internet do it. Also, I know the movie is called Spider-Man: Homecoming, but “Zendaya Did The Spider-Man: Homecoming Premiere” wouldn’t fit on a single line. Is that ok with you? Don’t tell me how o do my job. That’s racist.

 

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Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc AirlinesBy toddJune 27, 2017
Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc Airlines

 

Not sure if Get Out made people actually like TSA agents or not, but imagine being a TSA agent and working yesterday when Rihanna came through. The bald white dude in pic #1 liked it so much he followed her into pic #16. She’s only carrying a coat because ass is her carry on. Good lawd.

 

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Sofia Vergara Wore A BikiniBy toddJune 27, 2017

 

How old is Sofia Vergara? 54? 78? I can’t tell. It doesn’t matter. I assume she won’t be hurt by the cuts to Medicaid. I do wish she’d roll back coverage on that bikini top, though. Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa. Yeah, that was bad. My apologies. Just look at the pics and shut up. Don’t even comment.

 

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Hilary Duff Wore These ShortsBy toddJune 27, 2017
Hilary Duff Wore These Shorts

 

You people like when I post pics of Hilary Duff. Freaks. I like posting pics of her too because she’s a MILF and I’d like to wrap her legs around my head, but I can’t really say that here now, can I? This is a classy website for people of all ages and I routinely write articles that speak to the children about the importance of abstinence and saying no to drugs. I can’t be seen objectifying a woman’s body like this.

 

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Alexandra Daddario Did GQ SpainBy toddJune 26, 2017
Alexandra Daddario Did GQ Spain

 

Again, who is Alexandra Daddario’s manager? Why is she in bullshit all the time (True Detective not included)? Nobody with titties like this should have this IMDb resume. This makes me legit upset. She’s 31, so it won’t be long until Hollywood will have her playing a mom to a hot college girl, so we need to ban her manager until we figure this thing out. Oh, and GQ Spain paid her to take pictures of her with her titties out. They get it.

 

 

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Katy Perry Is Probably Banging Chris MartinBy toddJune 26, 2017
Katy Perry Is Probably Banging Chris Martin

 

Katy Perry performed at the 2017 Glastonbury Festival  this weekend, because British people also have bad taste in music. She also wore some weird catsuit(?) with crystals all over it and the Illuminati eye in the middle of it. No clue why. Probably something about Trump that she thinks we’re too dumb to understand. Unlike like her lyrics, which are dumb enough so everyone can understand. She’s also probably banging Chris Martin.

She has a penchant for British men and he’s reportedly newly single. And Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and Katy Perry certainly seemed to get on like a house on fire as they partied together at the UK’s Glastonbury music festival over the weekend, following Katy’s set….an onlooker spied the two musicians holding hands as they watched Stormzy together on Saturday night. A source said: ‘Chris and Katy were walking hand in hand through the hospitality area and looked like they were really enjoying each other’s company. ‘She was wearing a big coat and hood to hide her face but kept whispering in his ear and laughing. ‘As soon as a fan recognised her, though, she dropped Chris’s hand and they both raced into the Winnebago area,’ adding that ‘they were sticking together for the whole evening.’

Holding hands is cute and sweet and whatever, but if you’re over 21, a dude doesn’t hold hands with a chick unless he’s gay and running to brunch, or he’s not gay and has has her nipples in his mouth in the last 6 hours. In the last 12 hours if it’s been 24 hours since he’s had her nipples in his mouth. So if you ever wanted to bang Katy Perry, and you’re a moderately talented white musician, shoot your shot.



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Emily Ratajkowski In A BikiniBy toddJune 23, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski In A Bikini

 

Emily Ratajkowski‘s entire business model seems to be setting as many thirst traps as possible and checking them later for a paid gig or a premiere invite, and I guess that’s working. She calls herself a “model, actress, activist” in her Instagram bio. We’ll go with that if she wants, because her body is sick. And not in the people who read GOOP kind of way. Anyway, just look at her perfect ass. Or if you wanna see her naked you can do that here if you want. Why wouldn’t you? Don’t be lame.

 

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Demi Rose Wore This DressBy toddJune 23, 2017

If you don’t know who Demi Rose is you can start here so your life will have meaning. Then you can look at these pictures of Demi Rose in a see through dress attending the Sixty6 magazine launch party in London. Then you can see that Getty didn’t have enough pictures of Demi Rose in that see through dress so I had to download more pictures of Demi Rose that better than Demi Rose in a see through dress. If I was a senator, I’d vote for the AHCA if she came with it. Sorry, poors and people in wheelchairs. I am just one man.

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Kara Del Toro Wants You To See ‘Preacher’By toddJune 22, 2017
Kara Del Toro Wants You To See ‘Preacher’

 

Is Kara Del Toro in Preacher S2? Does it matter? What is Preacher? is it about a preacher? Does she have tits like this? Wait, the preacher is probably a man isn’t it? This just goes to show the lack of diversity in shows about preachers and the show should be taken off the air and the writers should be forced to apologize. I hope I’m doing this right.

 

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