The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this. Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now she’s wearing a dress where we can’t see her boobs. This is a travesty. I’m gonna need a bunch of people on Twitter to call for a boycott of this movie to bring the ratings down. You can say the movie doesn’t represent trans gorillas or no character is wearing a hijab and that’s problematic or whatever. They’ll think of something. They always do.
A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.
You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:
Hey, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven’t taken a break from their year long relationship. That means they broke up and feel the need to publicly drag this out.
“Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time,” a statement to PEOPLE from both of their reps reads. The couple dated for a little over a year.
Man, glad they cleared that up before “rumors or falsifications get out of hand. Unlike Orlando Bloom’s penis that was probably in the hand of this chick at a pre-Oscars party. Just to warn you, that chick isn’t Katy Perry. I can’t speculate on Orlando Bloom’s game, but he banged Selena Gomez and got this pregnant. Katy Perry is 32, kind of annoying, and looks like her left eye is finally gonna melt off after years of teasing us. A year with Orlando probably exceeded Taylor Swift’s voodoo doll’s expectations. Eh, there’s always John Mayer or a DJ.
Everything about Kong: Skull Island looks like some CGI bukkakke bullshit, but Brie Larson is in it, and this is the movie where she’s cashed in on winning that Oscar last year for that movie about her and that annoying kid locked in that room. Her acting won’t save this, but her breasts at the European premiere of this stupid shit will save this post. They look great. That’s probably why that dude kidnapped her kept her in that room.
She was mad at Casey Affleck on Sunday night, but she looks pretty happy here.
When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.
Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.