Batman Is In His Bulking CycleBy toddApril 14, 2017

Jennifer Garner officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck yesterday, and since he doesn’t get drunk everyday now, it appears he’s been stress eating. Maybe it’s for the scene in The Batman where Batman and Batgirl get a free bra fitting at Nordstrom. Or maybe he started after he saw the Justice League trailer.

 

#FBF to the time Ben Affleck banged the ugly nanny and Jennifer Garner casually dropped a “bless his heart” on his ass in an interview.

Jennifer Garner officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck yesterday, and since he doesn’t get drunk everyday now, it appears he’s been stress eating. Maybe it’s for the scene in…

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Gigi Hadid Found Grunge On SpotifyBy toddApril 13, 2017

The attractive Hadid, Gigi Hadid, wore flannel and cut off jean shorts yesterday, but she only must have gotten halfway through the grunge station because I don’t see her wearing birkenstocks or overalls pigtails or sending *911 from her pager to get heroin. She’s not even practicing any type of witchcraft here. She got all this shit off Pinterest. Not realistic at all tbh.

The attractive Hadid, Gigi Hadid, wore flannel and cut off jean shorts yesterday, but she only must have gotten halfway through the grunge station because I don’t see her wearing birkenstocks…

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Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s BazaarBy toddApril 13, 2017
Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s Bazaar

 

Marilyn Monroe was a mentally unstable white lady who was killed by the Kennedy’s died of a drug overdose, so you can see why she has such wide appeal in Instagram quotes. Bella Thorne channeled whatever that is for Harper’s Bazaar and also did an interview.  You can read it, or you just assume it’s like every former Disney star interview (“Disney didn’t let me do anything so now that I’m out of Disney I have to prove that I’m my own woman and that basically just means getting naked a lot”).  Here’s some pictures they took for the interview.

 

Bella Thorne

 

Here’s also a picture of Bella Thorne and Bella Thorne’s butt designed to look like a tribute to her friend.  You know how y’all do on Instagram.

 

When you match your bestie miss you already lex

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Katy Perry Has Even Shorter Hair NowBy toddApril 12, 2017
Katy Perry Has Even Shorter Hair Now

 

After cutting her hair off when Orlando Bloom broke up with her, Katy Perry cut more of her hair off yesterday for some reason. Maybe it’s like that story in the bible except when she cuts off her hair she gains the power to actually sing or ward off John Mayer.

 

fifth element flow

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  After cutting her hair off when Orlando Bloom broke up with her, Katy Perry cut more of her hair off yesterday for some reason. Maybe it’s like that story…

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Bella Thorne Is Still TryingBy toddApril 10, 2017
Bella Thorne Is Still Trying

 

Bless her heart. Bella Thorne posted another bikini pic where we can’t see her meth face, so that’s helpful if you were looking to masturbate tho this. Not sure why you would when there’s porn and that United Airlines video readily available online. No judgment. Whatever works for you, man.

 

Live right. Eat right. Do you. #worldhealthday #friday

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  Bless her heart. Bella Thorne posted another bikini pic where we can’t see her meth face, so that’s helpful if you were looking to masturbate tho this. Not sure…

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Charlotte McKinney Did SummumBy toddApril 10, 2017

I haven’t posted much about Charlotte McKinney because the enormous rack that’s attached to her hasn’t really done anything recently, but Summum Magazine called her to ask if her enormous rack would mind posing for their magazine and that they would pay her because they can’t pay her enormous rack directly.

 

[ pics via Summum ]

I haven’t posted much about Charlotte McKinney because the enormous rack that’s attached to her hasn’t really done anything recently, but Summum Magazine called her to ask if her enormous…

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Is Out & LinksBy toddApril 10, 2017

Henry Cavill in Christopher ReevesSuperman suit   [  Dlisted  ]

Brooke Burke topless on the beach   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thorne did Terry Richardson   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Torrie Wilson in a bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Elsa Hosk topless in a magazine (NSFW)  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lindsay Lohan in a burkini   (NSFW  site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Johan Hill lost 200 pounds again  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Mel B‘s ex-husband is a monster  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

More Ariel Winter  [  IDLY  ]

Henry Cavill in Christopher Reeves‘ Superman suit   [  Dlisted  ] Brooke Burke topless on the beach   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Bella Thorne did Terry Richardson   [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Torrie…

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Katy Perry Googles ‘Katy Perry Hot’ A LotBy toddApril 06, 2017
Katy Perry Googles ‘Katy Perry Hot’ A Lot

 

Katy Perry posted some unattractive pics on Instagram yesterday (this and this), then Googled “Katy Perry hot” to make herself feel better. See the results below!

 

was feeling insecure about my last two posts so

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Google’s algorithm returned a result from 10 years ago for “Katy Perry hot”, so you know they really have it figured out over there. Very advanced code. Hats off to them.

 

  Katy Perry posted some unattractive pics on Instagram yesterday (this and this), then Googled “Katy Perry hot” to make herself feel better. See the results below!   was feeling…

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Miranda Kerr Is Promoting WonderbraBy toddApril 05, 2017

Not to be confused with Ashley Graham promoting Wonderbread, Miranda Kerr was in Seoul  to promote the Wonderbra. I’ve never been to Korea, but from what I’ve seen, there’s probably a huge market for the Wonderbra there. Wonderbra has really done their research.

Not to be confused with Ashley Graham promoting Wonderbread, Miranda Kerr was in Seoul  to promote the Wonderbra. I’ve never been to Korea, but from what I’ve seen, there’s probably…

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This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet PostBy toddApril 04, 2017
This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Post

 

As you know, I’ll post any “Jessica Chastain showed up on a red carpet” pics regardless of event and so I ca here everyone in the comments make red carpet jokes. Because she has red hair LOL I see what you did there. Good stuff, good stuff.  Today, it’s for AMC’s The Son. The description sounds like Dallas set in the Old West.  Cool. The point of this post is Jessica Chastain and her boobs. Let’s not get sidetracked.

 

  As you know, I’ll post any “Jessica Chastain showed up on a red carpet” pics regardless of event and so I ca here everyone in the comments make red…

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