Margot Robbie Will Probably Win An OscarBy toddNovember 06, 2017
Margot Robbie Will Probably Win An Oscar

 

Margot Robbie is so hot that if she wants to be taken seriously as an actor and win an Oscar is to make herself ugly. There’s only three ways to win an Oscar: make yourself a cripple (Daniel Day-Lewis), make yourself ugly as fuck (Monster, Monster’s Ball), or star in a movie where Hollywood sucks it’s own dick (La La Land). Robbie appears to have hit two outta three with I, Tonya. She’s ugly as shit and (spoilers) somebody becomes a cripple in the movie. Here’s the trailer for said movie and here’s some pics of Margot Robbie at the 2017 Hollywood Film Awards in case you forgot what she looks like in real life.

 

 

  Margot Robbie is so hot that if she wants to be taken seriously as an actor and win an Oscar is to make herself ugly. There’s only three ways…

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Kara Del Toro Did The #REVOLVE AwardsBy toddNovember 03, 2017
Kara Del Toro Did The #REVOLVE Awards

 

I don’t know what the #REVOLVE awards are. I’m okay with admitting that. Do you know what they are? Didn’t think so. Kara Del Toro was there. There was some other people there too but they weren’t Kara Del Toro and they didn’t wear this dress, so I just scrolled past them. Sorry, other people. No hard feelings.

 

  I don’t know what the #REVOLVE awards are. I’m okay with admitting that. Do you know what they are? Didn’t think so. Kara Del Toro was there. There was…

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Bella Thorne’s New Movie Made $742By toddNovember 01, 2017
Bella Thorne’s New Movie Made $742

 

I remember seeing trailers for Amityville: The Awakening in 2014, so I have no idea what the hell happened to make it finally get a release date in 2017. Anyway, it sucks and made no money. 

The Weinstein Company’s “Amityville: The Awakening” grossed a minuscule $742 total at 10 locations on Saturday, two weeks after the haunted house sequel began streaming for free on Google Play. Bella Thorne, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jennifer Morrison, and Cameron Monaghan star in “Amityville: The Awakening,” which was directed by Franck Khalfoun from his own script. It’s produced by TWC’s Dimension and Blumhouse.

The Bella Thorne in this trailer doesn’t look like the Bella Thorne we know today, and this is a Weinstein thing, so feel free to draw your own conclusions. This probably isn’t the big break she was looking for I feel.

 

 

  I remember seeing trailers for Amityville: The Awakening in 2014, so I have no idea what the hell happened to make it finally get a release date in 2017. Anyway,…

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Heidi Klum’s 2017 Halloween Party Was OkBy toddNovember 01, 2017
Heidi Klum’s 2017 Halloween Party Was Ok

 

Halloween was last night, so that means every site like this has their annual Heidi Klum post. Halloween is Heidi Klum’s Christmas and New Year and whatever else, so she takes it pretty seriously. Here she is as the werewolf from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”. This is disturbingly problematic. Michael Jackson was black when he turned into that werewolf. Heidi Klum is white. She is unable to understand the experiences of black men who turn into werewolves. And has Heidi Klum sat down and did her research about how werewolves have been consistently persecuted throughout history? Shame on her.

 

  Halloween was last night, so that means every site like this has their annual Heidi Klum post. Halloween is Heidi Klum’s Christmas and New Year and whatever else, so…

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Selena Gomez Is SingleBy toddOctober 31, 2017
Selena Gomez Is Single

 

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have split after 10 months. Maybe he just likes chicks with one kidney.

Selena Gomez, 25, and The Weeknd, 27, have ended their relationship, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. “She and Abel have been going back and forth for a few months about their relationship,” says an insider. “It’s been hard with him being on tour and her shooting in New York. That wasn’t easy on them.” While Gomez “always made an effort” to attend his shows when she could, “that played a part in them getting distant,” adds the insider. “It’s over for now, but they’re still in touch.”

Like a dog returning to its own vomit, Selena was spotted with Justin Bieber a bunch of time, recently, so obviously Selena Gomez is complicit in white supremacy smh.  She probably agrees with John Kelly about The Civil War. She didn’t want to date a black man because he does drugs and sings about it? Interesting. A THREAD.

 

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‘Stranger Things 2’ Is Here, PeopleBy toddOctober 27, 2017
‘Stranger Things 2’ Is Here, People

 

Awww yeah. Is everybody ready for some 80s movie nostalgia? I sure am. Winona Ryder at the Stranger Things 2  premiere last night is giving my penis nostalgia. The chick who plays Nancy could also get it. Consensually, of course. If she was into it. Also, these kids are super adorable. It’s a shame at least one of them will have to release a statement about sexual assault allegations in like 20 years. Probably the one with the messed up teeth. Oh, and Eleven looks like a corporate lawyer. Not sure where I’m going with this, so I’ll stop now because I gotta go binge watch the fuck outta this. I’m kinda concerned, because if they really want to be 80s, the sequel has to suck pretty bad.

 

  Awww yeah. Is everybody ready for some 80s movie nostalgia? I sure am. Winona Ryder at the Stranger Things 2  premiere last night is giving my penis nostalgia. The…

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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging A 19-Year-OldBy toddOctober 25, 2017
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging A 19-Year-Old

 

Leonardo DiCaprio dumps chicks when they think or say “marriage” or he just tosses them out like Christmas trees after they hit the 25th (RIP Nina Agdal). So, I guess a 19-year-old chick will not do either of those things for a while.

DiCaprio’s latest rumored fling is yet another stunning model, and it’s none other than 19-year-old Juliette Perkins, a blonde bombshell who is definitely worth more than just a few looks. Lucky for you, we have some pictures about Juliette that should do the trick. Juliette, who was spotted leaving a club in Los Angeles with Leo just a couple of days ago and sitting in the back seat of a car behind DiCaprio, is a woman who deserves your attention. Still only 19 years old, it’s hard to believe that the Oscar-winning actor, DiCaprio, is still capable of pulling in women like this.

FHM’s paragraph there is kinda cringey, but PLOT TWIST: a very young woman likes the advances of a rich, older dude in Hollywood. Bet you weren’t expecting that today. Now, I know some of you will think a 42-year-old dude banging a 19-year-old is gross, but it’s her choice. Time to #SupportAllWomen. Unless we don’t support women in cases like this. Can somebody send me the updated rules list?

 

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Heather Lind Says George H.W. Bush Grabbed Her Ass During A PhotoshootBy toddOctober 25, 2017
Heather Lind Says George H.W. Bush Grabbed Her Ass During A Photoshoot

 

I guess this site will now be just posts about women claiming men sexually assaulted them, so here’s another one. It seems to be good business for media sites. Anyway, in a now deleted Instagram post, Heather Lind said George H.W. Bush grabbed her ass a bunch of times during a 2014 screening of Turn: Washington’s Spies. Apparently Lind was in that show at one time or still is. That’s not the point. Per New York Daily News:

“I found it disturbing because I recognize the respect ex-presidents are given for having served. And I feel pride and reverence toward many of the men in the photo. But when I got the chance to meet George H. W. Bush four years ago to promote a historical television show I was working on, he sexually assaulted me while I was posing for a similar photo,” Lind, 34, wrote. “He didn’t shake my hand. He touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side. He told me a dirty joke. And then, all the while being photographed, touched me again. Barbara rolled her eyes as if to say ‘not again.’ His security guard told me I shouldn’t have stood next to him for the photo. We were instructed to call him Mr. President. It seems to me a President’s power is in his or her capacity to enact positive change, actually help people, and serve as a symbol of our democracy. He relinquished that power when he used it against me and, judging from the comments of those around him, countless other women before me,” Lind wrote. “What comforts me is that I too can use my power, which isn’t so different from a President really. I can enact positive change. I can actually help people. I can be a symbol of my democracy. I can refuse to call him President, and call out other abuses of power when I see them. I can vote for a President, in part, by the nature of his or her character, knowing that his or her political decisions must necessarily stem from that character.”

Bush is confined to a wheelchair and probably had no idea where it was, so it’s fortunate for Lind that he could only feebly grab her ass and not much else. Obviously, the grabbing ass part was bad, but you get what I mean. I didn’t get the part where she compared herself to a President then said she wanted to vote for a President with character but has this on her Instagram. It’s very confusing. In conclusion, we learned that George H.W. Bush is a creepy old dude who likes grabbing asses of people who don’t want their asses grabbed and that Heather Lind was in Turn once.

 

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A Middle-Aged Woman Got Arrested For Trespassing At Justin Bieber’s HouseBy toddOctober 24, 2017
A Middle-Aged Woman Got Arrested For Trespassing At Justin Bieber’s House

 

Social media tells us that when a woman shows up or wants to speak that men should just shut the hell up and listen. Justin Bieber is obviously sexist because he had this woman arrested instead of listening. This is VERY problematic and just another day in the patriarchy smh.

A Justin Bieber fan was arrested at the singer’s Beverly Hills home Monday after cops say she wandered onto the property looking for the singer … for the third time this week. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops got a call to the home around 7:30 PM … we’re told Justin’s security detained the woman until officers arrived. Our sources say the woman — in her 40’s — showed up at the home two other times in the last week and was warned by security to stay away. We’re told she made it on the property but did not make it inside the home. Justin was home during the incident, but did not make contact with the woman. She was booked for trespassing.

Jesus Christ.  A woman can’t even walk on your property unannounced whenever she chooses? Bieber’s house is basically The Handmaid’s Tale. I support all women who want to plan a march.

 

  Social media tells us that when a woman shows up or wants to speak that men should just shut the hell up and listen. Justin Bieber is obviously sexist…

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