Brie Larson Saw The ‘Kong: Skull Island’ ReviewsBy toddMarch 09, 2017

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now she’s wearing a dress where we can’t see her boobs. This is a travesty. I’m gonna need a bunch of people on Twitter to call for a boycott of this movie to bring the ratings down. You can say the movie doesn’t represent trans gorillas or no character is wearing a hijab and that’s problematic or whatever. They’ll think of something. They always do.

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes….

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Katy Perry Got Break Up HairBy toddMarch 06, 2017

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck.  Please enjoy.

 

I WASNT READY TILL NOW

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Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom On Are A Break If You Believe That Kinda ThingBy toddMarch 02, 2017
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom On Are A Break If You Believe That Kinda Thing

 

Hey, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven’t taken a break from their year long relationship. That means they broke up and feel the need to publicly drag this out.

“Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time,” a statement to PEOPLE from both of their reps reads. The couple dated for a little over a year.

Man, glad they cleared that up before “rumors or falsifications get out of hand. Unlike Orlando Bloom’s penis that was probably in the hand of this chick at a pre-Oscars party. Just to warn you, that chick isn’t Katy Perry. I can’t speculate on Orlando Bloom’s game, but he banged Selena Gomez and got this pregnant. Katy Perry is 32, kind of annoying,  and looks like her left eye is finally gonna melt off after years of teasing us. A year with Orlando probably exceeded Taylor Swift’s voodoo doll’s expectations. Eh, there’s always John Mayer or a DJ.

 

  Hey, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven’t taken a break from their year long relationship. That means they broke up and feel the need to publicly drag this out….

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Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’By toddMarch 01, 2017
Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’

 

Everything about Kong: Skull Island looks like some CGI bukkakke bullshit, but Brie Larson is in it, and this is the movie where she’s cashed in on winning that Oscar last year for that movie about her and that annoying kid locked in that room. Her acting won’t save this, but her breasts at the European premiere of this stupid shit will save this post. They look great. That’s probably why that dude kidnapped her kept her in that room.

 

 

She was mad at Casey Affleck on Sunday night, but she looks pretty happy here.

 

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Amy Adams’ Breasts Weren’t Nominated EitherBy toddFebruary 27, 2017
Amy Adams’ Breasts Weren’t Nominated Either

 

We can all agree that Amy Adams should have been nominated instead of Emma Stone, then won Best Actress, but if we can’t agree on that, let’s just agree that Amy Adams’ look fantastic and I’m not sure why those aliens left in Arrival unless they’re sending her dick pics right now.

 

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A Bunch Of 2017 Oscars Red Carpet PicsBy toddFebruary 27, 2017
A Bunch Of 2017 Oscars Red Carpet Pics

 

Who the hell else knows what else is gonna come about the 2017 Oscar today. Maybe Carrie Fisher is alive and won Best Actor. We just don’t know what’s real anymore. Until then here’s a bunch of photos from the red carpet when it was a simpler time during the Oscars.

 

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Emily Ratajowksi Is Laced UpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she  looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner…

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Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On TrumpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017
Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On Trump

 

So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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  So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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Ariel Winter Wore This To A PartyBy toddFebruary 23, 2017

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Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.

 

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