Emily Ratajowksi Is Laced UpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she  looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner…

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Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On TrumpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017
Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On Trump

 

So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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  So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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Ariel Winter Wore This To A PartyBy toddFebruary 23, 2017

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Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.

 

A post shared by @triggercole on Feb 22, 2017 at 6:36pm PST     Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more…

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Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s EatingBy toddFebruary 23, 2017
Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s Eating

 

Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of a restaurant where men are popping a vein pretending to be interested in what their wives and/or girlfriends are saying. Not sure if these tacos are a metaphor or a visual euphemism, but my penis thinks they might be. He’s pretty good investigative journalist.

 

When ppl comment on how much food we take down

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#TBT

 

  Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of…

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Bella Thorne Needs A FriendBy toddFebruary 21, 2017
Bella Thorne Needs A Friend

 

Bella Thorne has been posting vacation bikini pics all over Instagram, and I don’t know where she is exactly, but based on her face, it appears meth isn’t really hard to find there. Not sure what’s going on with the boobs either. This is all just disappointing. She’s like a six-pack of Faygo away from a Juggalette beauty contest.

 

The beach is my home #happymonday #presidentsday

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  Bella Thorne has been posting vacation bikini pics all over Instagram, and I don’t know where she is exactly, but based on her face, it appears meth isn’t really…

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Charlotte McKinney Needs A New BikiniBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Charlotte McKinney Needs A New Bikini

 

Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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  Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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President’s Day Dump 02.20.2017By toddFebruary 20, 2017

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot

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Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a special Weekend Dump you can look at instead of watch Trump’s parade float be carried by immigrants or watch him declare martial law because of a terrorist attack that happened in Narnia or whatever he has planned for today.

 

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:49pm PST   Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a…

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s DayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s Day

 

Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or in love with her body and wants you to know that somebody else is as well? Either way it’s pictures of her ass. Here’s another one. Maybe you’ll like them too.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day #valentines

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This was Ariel Winter at the grocery store two days ago.

 

  Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or…

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Christina Hendricks Still Has TheseBy toddFebruary 14, 2017
Christina Hendricks Still Has These

 

I haven’t posted about Christina Hendricks in a while but it’s Valentine’s Day and that makes me think of chocolate and chocolate reminds me of Christina Hendricks. And Christina Hendricks attended the Fist Fight premiere last night. It’s the movie with Ice Cube and the dude from It’s Always Sunny and they play teachers. Why are you even still reading this did you see that banner pic, like why are you gay.

 

  I haven’t posted about Christina Hendricks in a while but it’s Valentine’s Day and that makes me think of chocolate and chocolate reminds me of Christina Hendricks. And Christina…

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Katy Perry Brought Them Out For The GrammysBy toddFebruary 13, 2017
Katy Perry Brought Them Out For The Grammys

 

Katy Perry finally remembered she was Katy Perry last night at the Grammys after parties because she had her rack out. This almost almost makes up for what she wore to the actual Grammys and her new song she performed at the Grammys. The song still sucks even when she’s singing behind a fence. You can’t even see her boobs when she stands behind a fence. That’s dumb.

 

  Katy Perry finally remembered she was Katy Perry last night at the Grammys after parties because she had her rack out. This almost almost makes up for what she…

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