Scarlett Johansson is a far left liberal and far left liberals hate her now, but loved her back in January. Much like with their genders, the far left’s acceptance tends to be fluid (haha nailed it!). She’s was in NYC last night promoting the movie white people in NYC will boycott, because they think will help solve racism or whatever they read on Slate. She wore this dress.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m talking about that super short lady with the weird head and kinda big ass? I have things to do. Like says she maybe should have stayed inside the gym until the cameras left, because damn. She also should think about staying inside until the sun goes down, because I can’t imagine a scenario where her skin and the sun get along.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m…
Alexandra Daddario was my favorite thing about True Detective and she’s my favorite thing about whatever she’s in. I even sat through that dumbass Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. She’s now my favorite thing about magazines published for a Mexican audience as in GQ Mexico. I don’t know any more.
The Chloe Grace Moretz butt posts were fun. It was a simpler time. This story doesn’t involve butts. I wish it did. It involves a dude on a skateboard offering Chloe Grace Moretz cookies then having the cops called on him.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the “Neighbors 2” star had an uninvited guest roll up to her home on a skateboard with a container full of treats. We’re told Chloe was inside but didn’t answer. The guy asked a neighbor if this was Chloe’s home, and the neighbor started grilling the guy. Cops say Moretz called the cops and reported the guy, who looked about 18. The cops never got to speak with the guy because he made a hasty retreat. LAPD’s threat management is now on this case.
It’s 2017, so it might be one of these white terrorists I keep hearing so much about. They travel on skateboards apparently. I just assumed we all knew we had a better chance to get killed by a white person in America than we did a Muslim immigrant. We should also assume if we went to Jurassic Park that we’d have a better chance to get killed by a velociraptor than a Muslim immigrant, because that’s where the velociraptors are. The only difference is, velociraptors didn’t hear what happened in the Jurassic Park movies then plant bombs where Sam Neil lives. I’d really like to know what kind of cookies this guy brought before we label him a terrorist though.
Have we as a society figured out why Anne Hathaway is annoying yet? I feel this dress she wore to the Colossal premiere in NYC is an extension of that. I don’t understand. I know she has like 89 teeth, but is she trying to hide them? We’ve seen them already. Did she go to a funeral ball after? I’m confused. Who is responsible for this?
Have we as a society figured out why Anne Hathaway is annoying yet? I feel this dress she wore to the Colossal premiere in NYC is an extension of…
Naming a movie The Zookeeper’s Wife is probably the best way to ensure it doesn’t make any money, but Jessica Chastain is in it, and that means “Jessica Chastain on the red carpet” which is my favorite subgenre to post on here. Like this. And this. And this. She’s also an atheist which is weird, because I feel if there was a God, he’d like to take credit for those titties.
Naming a movie The Zookeeper’s Wife is probably the best way to ensure it doesn’t make any money, but Jessica Chastain is in it, and that means “Jessica Chastain on the…
When Howard Stern attempted to play matchmaker with the “Ghost in the Shell” star, 32, on Tuesday, she nixed his suggestions of potential suitors like Brad Pitt or Louis C.K. before revealing who she believes is the hottest man in the world — celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. “Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay,” she said, before adding, “or Anthony Bourdain!” “There’s a running theme,” she joked.
I can cook and like yelling at people, so if Gordon doesn’t work out, just letting Scarlett know we might be able to work something out. Maybe we can talk about her new haircut before we proceed. How about switching that up a bit? Try something different? That would be really cool.
I can’t confirm this, but I think Adriana Lima and Emily Ratajkowski fought AIDS better with their dress choices. But they went to the American amfAR thing and Charlize Theron attended the amfAR Hong Kong Gala thing. Maybe Charlize was the best they could do. Hopefully the people in Hong Kong with AIDS don’t take this personally.
I can’t confirm this, but I think Adriana Lima and Emily Ratajkowski fought AIDS better with their dress choices. But they went to the American amfAR thing and Charlize Theron attended…
I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup?How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.
I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your…