Demi Lovato Did The 2017 Jingle BallBy toddDecember 18, 2017
Demi Lovato Did The 2017 Jingle Ball

 

More like the Jiggle Ball haha but anyway, Demi Lovato performed at Jingle Ball 2017 and wore jeans that weren’t jeans really because they wouldn’t fit over her thighs or something. She’s 5 pounds away from modeling Fashion Nova jeans on Instagram. Click through these pics for fake lesbianism and physics defying denim.

 

  More like the Jiggle Ball haha but anyway, Demi Lovato performed at Jingle Ball 2017 and wore jeans that weren’t jeans really because they wouldn’t fit over her thighs…

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Bella Hadid Wants AttentionBy toddDecember 15, 2017
Bella Hadid Wants Attention

 

Bella Hadid, sister of the Hot Hadid, attended the Knick/Lakers game in MSG, and she’s pretty much every white chick sitting sideline at a NBA. She’s wondering why everyone in the building is watching who they paid to see instead of her. You know, as evidenced by these pictures. Settle down, Bella.

 

  Bella Hadid, sister of the Hot Hadid, attended the Knick/Lakers game in MSG, and she’s pretty much every white chick sitting sideline at a NBA. She’s wondering why everyone…

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Farrah Abraham Is Still HereBy toddDecember 15, 2017
Farrah Abraham Is Still Here

 

Dear lord. We’re still gonna have Farrah Abraham in 2018, aren’t we? I assumed her brain would be melting from an STD by now, but she attended the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club’s NEON Flow holiday party in Vegas last night and fed strippers sushi for some reason. They look like they’re afraid to get it close to their mouths. And Farrah is dressed as Ho Santa. Anyway, look at these pictures then go through one of those rooms where you get sprayed down after you’ve come into contact with a virulent disease.

 

  Dear lord. We’re still gonna have Farrah Abraham in 2018, aren’t we? I assumed her brain would be melting from an STD by now, but she attended the Crazy…

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Hailey Baldwin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 14, 2017
Hailey Baldwin Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

The least unattractive Baldwin, Hailey Baldwin, is today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar. Great. Apparently there’s some weird workout in lingerie theme this year. Do women workout in lingerie? Not sure if that’s a thing. Do they want to make men believe women workout in lingerie? I feel this is promoting unrealistic workout standards.

 

 

  The least unattractive Baldwin, Hailey Baldwin, is today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar. Great. Apparently there’s some weird workout in lingerie theme this year. Do women workout in lingerie? Not…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is In A ThongBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is In A Thong

 

Dude, what happened to Roy Moore? He rode in on a horse and hated gay and black people and everything. Thought for sure he’d have Alabama locked up. I guess the whole pedo thing was a big turn off to everyone except white evangelical Christians. Wild. As a liberal, I hope the Democrats cheering this on realize they can’t run against a racist, pedo every time and know that Doug Jones only won because he doesn’t like fondling 14-year-olds at the mall and not because his ideology won hearts and minds. Oh yeah, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a thong on Instagram. She should let Doug Jones hit.

 

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  Dude, what happened to Roy Moore? He rode in on a horse and hated gay and black people and everything. Thought for sure he’d have Alabama locked up. I…

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Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ PremiereBy toddDecember 13, 2017
Karen Gillan Did The ‘Jumanji’ Premiere

 

It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her at the premiere in Hollywood. In spite of being a redhead and so white she’s see through, Karen Gillan is pretty hot. She’s also like 8 feet tall I feel. I thought she was hot before you when I used to watch Dr. Who, so that makes me cooler than you or however that works when people say things like that.

 

  It’s 2017 and nothing should shock you anymore except maybe Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is apparently a good movie. Karen Gillan is in that movie. This is her…
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Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ PremiereBy toddDecember 11, 2017
Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere

 

Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.

 

  Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress…

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday NightBy toddDecember 11, 2017
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Had A World Premiere Saturday Night

 

It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that in the South. I say that because John Boyega was trapped here on Friday, but he eventually made it to the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Here’s pictures from that premiere. The Last Jedi early reviews are calling this the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, but they also said that about The Force Awakens (it wasn’t) and Rogue One (it really wasn’t), and they only people the studio invites to these early screenings are Star Wars dorks and people paid to say it was great, so when you watch the movie you can judge for yourself. It might be the greatest Star Wars movie ever, but we really won’t know until Disney makes the 6,378 other Star wars movies they have planned or until people realize the Star Wars franchise is just a cash cow for a consolidated monopoly. Either or.

 

  It snowed in Atlanta on Friday. And when I say “it snowed”, I mean it pretty much snowed all day Friday and all night. We aren’t prepared for that…

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Emily Sears Has A CalendarBy toddDecember 08, 2017
Emily Sears Has A Calendar

 

It’s 2017 and Instagram models are still making calendars for some reason. Emily Sears now has one. I assume it’s not a productivity app. She announced the calendar on Instagram, but I didn’t include the caption because I don’t want to be that involved in the promotion of this thing. If you want to save money and want an actual calendar, just go to her Instagram and print off 12 pictures and make you one. That would probably be the best option in this economy.

 

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If Saudi Arabia was smart, they’d make their woman robot look like Emily Sears and sell them in America and Japan. They’re pretty weird of over there, too.

 

  It’s 2017 and Instagram models are still making calendars for some reason. Emily Sears now has one. I assume it’s not a productivity app. She announced the calendar on…

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Demi Lovato Has A Problem With TIME’s Person Of The YearBy toddDecember 07, 2017
Demi Lovato Has A Problem With TIME’s Person Of The Year

 

There’s really nothing more on brand for Demi Lovato than going on Twitter and shitting on something positive or telling somebody what they should be doing then deleting the tweets later and asking why you think what she tweeted was news because there’s bigger things people should be worried about. So, naturally, she has a take on 2017 TIME’s Person Of The Year.

 

We can assume she’s talking about Taylor Swift here. Or Nicki Minaj. Or any other person she’s passive aggressively shaded on Twitter.

Valid point (the runner-up was Donald Trump).

 

I men, they were on the cover, but still. “It’s annoying that it’s just about impact on the news.” I don’t know what that means. Maybe people who hang around Demi Lovato know. I love Demi, because if she wasn’t famous and had to seem normal, she’d be tweeting about how everyone in Congress are humanoid lizards and how Amazon Echo can read your mind WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

 

  There’s really nothing more on brand for Demi Lovato than going on Twitter and shitting on something positive or telling somebody what they should be doing then deleting the…

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