When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.
Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.
Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of a restaurant where men are popping a vein pretending to be interested in what their wives and/or girlfriends are saying. Not sure if these tacos are a metaphor or a visual euphemism, but my penis thinks they might be. He’s pretty good investigative journalist.
Bella Thorne has been posting vacation bikini pics all over Instagram, and I don’t know where she is exactly, but based on her face, it appears meth isn’t really hard to find there. Not sure what’s going on with the boobs either. This is all just disappointing. She’s like a six-pack of Faygo away from a Juggalette beauty contest.
Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a special Weekend Dump you can look at instead of watch Trump’s parade float be carried by immigrants or watch him declare martial law because of a terrorist attack that happened in Narnia or whatever he has planned for today.
Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or in love with her body and wants you to know that somebody else is as well? Either way it’s pictures of her ass. Here’s another one. Maybe you’ll like them too.
This was Ariel Winter at the grocery store two days ago.
I haven’t posted about Christina Hendricks in a while but it’s Valentine’s Day and that makes me think of chocolate and chocolate reminds me of Christina Hendricks. And Christina Hendricks attended the Fist Fight premiere last night. It’s the movie with Ice Cube and the dude from It’s Always Sunny and they play teachers. Why are you even still reading this did you see that banner pic, like why are you gay.
Katy Perry finally remembered she was Katy Perry last night at the Grammys after parties because she had her rack out. This almost almost makes up for what she wore to the actual Grammys and her new song she performed at the Grammys. The song still sucks even when she’s singing behind a fence. You can’t even see her boobs when she stands behind a fence. That’s dumb.