Lily Collins Is HelpingBy toddJanuary 20, 2017

I would post about Lily Collins more, but when was the last time you clicked on a Lily Collins post? I assume never. But she’s hot and she attended some event last night and here’s pictures of that event. She’s all smiles because she doesn’t know that her uterus will be forcibly removed by 5pm today when the world is enveloped in total darkness and chaos. If that doesn’t happen, I think Twitter and Facebook might have lied to us.

 

I would post about Lily Collins more, but when was the last time you clicked on a Lily Collins post? I assume never. But she’s hot and she attended some…

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Ruby Rose Did The Suit Thing At The 2017 People’s Choice AwardsBy toddJanuary 19, 2017
Ruby Rose Did The Suit Thing At The 2017 People’s Choice Awards

 

Last few times I wrote about Ruby Rose she wanted to bang Taylor Swift and threw fries at a bartender, so this post is pretty lame in comparison to those. This site contains a lot of “fake news” as the young people of today say, but it also has a lot of hot chicks and other things the 18-34 demographic enjoy, so I guess it all works out in the end. Like I’d work Ruby Rose’s end, amirite? Wow, that was bad. Forget I said that, just photoshop that out if you send this to somebody.

 

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Bryce Dallas Howard Looks DifferentBy toddJanuary 18, 2017
Bryce Dallas Howard Looks Different

 

I don’t know about you, but when I watched the first episode of Black Mirror season 3, I said, “goddamn Bryce Dallas Howard got thick as hell” and they kinda took me out of the story, because I kept thinking that and tuned out the part where the need for social media likes is slowly killing our souls or whatever the message was. She was pretty thick, right? Like, I wasn’t imagining that. And they had her jogging a lot which was weird. She showed up to the Gold premiere last night where she looked like she actually had been jogging since she filmed Black Mirror. Or maybe it just looks that way since she’s wearing a black dress. This could be what Matthew McConaughey is commenting on here.

 

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Hilary Duff Wore These PantsBy toddJanuary 18, 2017

Hilary Duff seems to be going to the gym a lot this year, and I only bring that up because she wore these pants to go workout at the place she works out. I also bring this up because I feel whoever makes these pants should send her ass a handwritten thank you note with cologne on it.

Hilary Duff seems to be going to the gym a lot this year, and I only bring that up because she wore these pants to go workout at the place…

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Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya HardingBy toddJanuary 18, 2017
Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya Harding

 

I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding. Oh wait. Maybe I can.

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It’s Julianne Hough’s Abs AgainBy toddJanuary 16, 2017

I realize I’m posting two white girls in a row on MLK Day, but we’ve made enough progress that I can look at these and not get shot, so hopefully MLK would appreciate this. That being said, here’s Julianne Hough leaving the ab place again where I assume she just works out her abs and butt. This building looks pretty secret. Ashley Graham probably doesn’t know where this building is.

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MLK Day Dump 01.16.2017By toddJanuary 16, 2017

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I’m doing the Weekend Dump on MLK Day, because it’s technically a holiday. It should be a good time. It’s a good day for your conservative friends to post Martin Luther King, Jr. quotes without any context or understanding, and telling you that he never looted, rioted, or burned anything down even though their grandparents made his life and cause a living hell, put him in jail, then killed him anyway. Here’s some pictures to look at while you think of some flame Facebook comments. I have a dream that you’ll do me proud.

 

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Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, EveryoneBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, Everyone

 

Let’s forget for a moment that the “standards of beauty” are literally different for every person on the planet, Lonely Lingerie has created oh Jesus I can’t finish this.

New Zealand underwear label Lonely Lingerie has launched a no-frills underwear campaign called ‘#LonelyGirlsProject’. It features real women photographed in casual settings–more often than not in their very own homes.

Pretty please, with sugar on top, can we stop with the “real women” bullshit? I was under the impression that the only criteria for being a real woman was having a vagina. Unless you mean that “real women” like to eat and not work out. What if I told you that Victoria’s Secret models weren’t androids created in a lab, but real women who also consume food and have vaginas. They also managed to win the genetic lottery? And what if I told you this doesn’t make them less realer than women who wear Spanx to hide their Type 2 Diabetes? Please get over it. You’re not helping anyone.

 

But here’s two rich white ladies in their apartment in Bedstuy. I’m sure all “real women” can relate:

 

An outtake of our Lonely Girls, Lena & Jemima Shot by @zaraeloise for #lonelygirlsproject

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Lena & Jemima for Lonely Girls ♡ Shot by @zaraeloise in NYC for #lonelygirlsproject

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And if your message and cause about celebrating “real women” diluted and never to be taking seriously again, ask Kylie Jenner to be involved because you need Instagram likes. Great work.

 

@kyliejenner in her Lexi Underwire. #LonelyLingerie

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Since we’re on the topic of Lena Dunham and lies, she’s on the cover of Nylon. They call her a “feminist powerhouse”. Of course I expect to read shit like this on Friday the 13th:

 

Our February cover is here! And we’re thrilled to have feminist powerhouse and queen of controversy @lenadunham gracing it We met up with Dunham in L.A. and talked about the emotional rollercoaster that is the final season of ‘Girls,’ self-awareness, our current political climate, and more // Click the link in our bio for our full interview with Dunham, and grab a copy of our February issue on newsstands 1/17! photographer: @sofiaandmauro // photo assistants: Leon Singleton & @seancostellophoto // stylist: @sallylyndley // stylist’s assistants: Nicola Rowlands & @hntrwdrff // hair: @marcusrfrancis at @starworksartists // makeup: @fabiolamakeup at @traceymattinglyllc // manicurist: @kaitmosh at @cloutierremix // set design: Jamie Dean at @walterschupfermanagement

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Julianne Hough Is Into FitnessBy toddJanuary 12, 2017

I’m only kinda aware that Julianne Hough exists and is kinda famous for some reason. Dancing? Is it dancing? idk. Her ass? Probably her ass. Oh, and maybe from that one time she decided to do black face for Halloween. She’s famous today because of her abs. Here’s some pictures of said abs. I hope your day is going well. I feel like we don’t talk as much as we used to.

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Amy Adams Got A Star & LinksBy toddJanuary 12, 2017
Amy Adams Got A Star & Links

 

Joe Jonas stole his brother’s marketing gimmick   [  Dlisted  ]

Ariel Winter is see through  (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Madonna in lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar is terrifying  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Miley Cyrus naked in Plastik  (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Meet Morgan Lux  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

The dress is no match for Hilary Duff‘s ass  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Megyn Kelly‘s butt got me like  [  The Superficial   ]

A dude murdered his friends because they made fun of him for buying fake drugs  [  COED   ]

Steve Harvey is having a bad week   [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Well damn, Jessica Biel  [  Popoholic  ]

#tbt When Amy Adams‘ boobs really wanted you to see Arrival    [  IDLY  ]

 

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