How You Doin, Elizabeth Olsen?By toddMay 23, 2017
How You Doin, Elizabeth Olsen?

 

Elizabeth Olsen attended ‘The Square’ premiere in this dress, and realistically, I could just stop here, but remember when Tom Hiddleston wanted to get a joint Facebook account with Elizabeth Olsen and she just wanted some set dick then he broke up with her? Then he started dating Taylor Swift? Dude ain’t too bright, huh?

 

  Elizabeth Olsen attended ‘The Square’ premiere in this dress, and realistically, I could just stop here, but remember when Tom Hiddleston wanted to get a joint Facebook account with…

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Drake Won 13 Billboard Music AwardsBy toddMay 22, 2017
Drake Won 13 Billboard Music Awards

 

The 2017 Billboard Music Awards were last night, and if you didn’t know who people win those, “the Billboard Music Awards finalists are based on album and digital songs sales, streaming, radio airplay, touring and social engagement.” So basically you win if you sell the most albums and people talk about your album a lot online. So if Drake‘s Views was a movie, it would be Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. And Drake is basically Hakeem Olajuwon getting trophies after Adele and Taylor Swift retired to play baseball.

 

Here’s one of Drake’s speeches. Vanessa Hudgens is probably getting a lot of texts.

 

  The 2017 Billboard Music Awards were last night, and if you didn’t know who people win those, “the Billboard Music Awards finalists are based on album and digital songs…

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Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal SplitBy toddMay 19, 2017
Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal Split

 

It’s that time again, friends. That time when Leonardo DiCaprio dumps a hot model he’s been banging for a year for no other reason than because he can. Maybe Nina Agdal got dumped because she thought global warming was a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese. Or maybe she got dumped for the same reason DiCaprio dumps everyone. Take it away and act surprised, People.

That’s because, the source says, “He’s not ready to settle down and just isn’t in the mindset to get married or have kids.”

That’s ok. According to Instagram, it looks like she’s open for business.

 

 

#fbf to when the DiCaprio world was her oyster.

 

  It’s that time again, friends. That time when Leonardo DiCaprio dumps a hot model he’s been banging for a year for no other reason than because he can. Maybe…

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Cannes In A BikiniBy toddMay 18, 2017

Roger Ailes died and Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures hit, so that kinda balances out the whole Chris Cornell dying thing. So enjoy today’s silver linings.

 

Also, here’s Unattractive Hadid grabbing Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs:

 

She loves me @bellahadid @haileybaldwin

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Roger Ailes died and Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures hit, so that kinda balances out the whole Chris Cornell dying thing. So enjoy today’s silver linings.   Also, here’s Unattractive Hadid grabbing…

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Jessica Chastain Did Cannes & LinksBy toddMay 18, 2017
Jessica Chastain Did Cannes & Links

 

A drunk Jennifer Lawrence worked a stripper pole  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne wants you to see her nipple piercing  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Anna Kendrick in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Good lawd, Alexandra Daddario  [  Popoholic  ]

A moment with Camila Marrone   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Settle down, Kate Upton  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Bella Hadid did Cannes  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is having white people problems  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Celebrities react to Chris Cornell‘s death   [  The Blemish  ]

#tbt Jessica Chastain at Cannes in 2o16  [  IDLY  ]

 

  A drunk Jennifer Lawrence worked a stripper pole  [  Dlisted  ] Bella Thorne wants you to see her nipple piercing  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Anna Kendrick in a…

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Khloe And Kim Kardashian Are ProfessionalBy toddMay 16, 2017

Not sure what NBC Upfronts is but they had a thing and two of the refurbished pleasure model Kardashians went. Namely, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Kim looks like she escaped Madame Tussauds at this point, and Khloe looks like if she could just get her ass big enough, and NBA player will give her a baby so she doesn’t have to do this anymore. I think Kim has thoughts about that in pic #4.

Not sure what NBC Upfronts is but they had a thing and two of the refurbished pleasure model Kardashians went. Namely, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Kim looks like she escaped Madame…

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Can We Please Get Ariel Winter A Stylist?By toddMay 15, 2017

Look, I realize Ariel Winter is fully embracing her curves or whatever to the detriment of all those around her lately, but can she get a gay guy to do that for her? I’m willing to start a Go Fund Me or cut more of the EPA budget to throw some money at this problem at this point. Like, how do you look in the mirror then leave this house in this? And why is she waving at people? Stop bringing attention to yourself. Just go to the nearest place serving brunch and talk this over with anybody dude you see there.

Look, I realize Ariel Winter is fully embracing her curves or whatever to the detriment of all those around her lately, but can she get a gay guy to do…

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‘Baywatch’ Had A PremiereBy toddMay 15, 2017

 

Hollywood is almost running out of things to reboot that are only marketable because of brand recognition and nostalgia, so here’s some pictures from the Baywatch premiere.  I honestly don’t understand why Alexandra Daddario isn’t more famous than Jennifer Lawrence and why she continues to shit like this, because damn. For The Rock‘s sake, I hope this movie doesn’t flop since it will probably be used against him during the upcoming Presidential debates.

 

  Hollywood is almost running out of things to reboot that are only marketable because of brand recognition and nostalgia, so here’s some pictures from the Baywatch premiere.  I honestly don’t…
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Mother’s Day Dump 05.14.2017By toddMay 14, 2017

Gurl bye

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It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.

 

Gurl bye A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on May 13, 2017 at 12:26pm PDT   It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I…

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