Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’By toddAugust 18, 2017
Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’

 

We have Nazis running wild in the streets, but if there’s anything that bring America together during these trying times, it’s seeing Demi Lovato‘s bland, awkward ass doing whatever she’s doing here first thing in the morning on your television. Thanks, Good Morning America. This is just what we all needed. I moved more typing this than she does here.

 

 

  We have Nazis running wild in the streets, but if there’s anything that bring America together during these trying times, it’s seeing Demi Lovato‘s bland, awkward ass doing whatever she’s…

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Danica Patrick Is Very FlexibleBy toddAugust 18, 2017
Danica Patrick Is Very Flexible

 

Here’s Danica Patrick in a bikini doing this thing by her pool at her new house. That butt looks pretty tight. For those not familiar with Danica Patrick, she’s a NASCAR and IndyCar driver, and if you look at this picture for longer than 15 minutes, she’ll eventually crash into that wall.

 

I have been craving this playful day by the pool!!!!!!! Thank you @stenhousejr for building our dreams!

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  Here’s Danica Patrick in a bikini doing this thing by her pool at her new house. That butt looks pretty tight. For those not familiar with Danica Patrick, she’s…

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Blac Chyna Is Selling Dolls Of HerselfBy toddAugust 18, 2017
Blac Chyna Is Selling Dolls Of Herself

 

I assume Blac Chyna was in a meeting trying to figure out how to keep cashing in on her Kardashian fame and somebody said, “lol Chyna dolls” as a joke and now this is where we are. It’s important for little girls and boys to know they can grow up to be thots if they so choose. If these dolls don’t come with a bag of Hot Cheetos, they’re missing a great marketing strategy in my opinion.

 

  I assume Blac Chyna was in a meeting trying to figure out how to keep cashing in on her Kardashian fame and somebody said, “lol Chyna dolls” as a…

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Ariel Winter’s Breasts Announce Season 9 Of ‘Modern Family’By toddAugust 17, 2017

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9

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There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have announced she was filming season 9 of Modern Family, but remember, this is Ariel Winter. She has large breasts and wants to remind us at every opportunity. She also has a very big ass. I believe Ariel Winter is the only current topic where you should listen to both sides.

 

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9 A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Aug 15, 2017 at 9:20am PDT   There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have…

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Bella Thorne Unfortunately Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.

Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone…

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Katherine Langford Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

Katherine Langford is that chick who was in that Netflix show that tried to make teen suicide look like a fun, cool project to do for some reason. Great job, guys. And why didn’t that dude listen to all the tapes at once? Oh yeah, they needed 13 episodes. Forgot about that. Yeah, so Katherine Langford is cute and thick and brunette. Hollywood only has room for one of those, so Kat Dennings better watch her back at auditions.

Katherine Langford is that chick who was in that Netflix show that tried to make teen suicide look like a fun, cool project to do for some reason. Great job,…

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Rita Ora Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

If you were too busy watching Game Of Thrones or Nazis getting punched in the face and running over people yesterday, the Teen Choice Awards 2017 were last night. The problem with letting teens choose things is that Cole Sprouse gets an acting award and Kendall Jenner wins a modeling award. Teens are mostly dumb. But Rita Ora was there and this Rita Ora post (NSFW) was pretty popular, so this post is Rita Ora in a hot dress and link to where she isn’t in a hot dress. Really can’t beat this kind of bargain, folks.

If you were too busy watching Game Of Thrones or Nazis getting punched in the face and running over people yesterday, the Teen Choice Awards 2017 were last night. The…

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Christina Milian’s Breasts Are For The KidsBy toddAugust 11, 2017

I have a passing knowledge of who Christina Milian is. She sings sometimes? She acts maybe? Both? I assume she’s not that great at either. But I do know what Netflix and boobs are, and Christina Milian attended the “sneak peek of Netflix’s ‘True and the Rainbow Kingdom’ at Pacific Theatres at The Grove” last night and she wanted everyone to see her boobs. Google tells me True and the Rainbow Kingdom is an animated children’s series about an 8-year-old and her cat. I guess Christina thought this was the appropriate outfit for this or she just read “sneak peek” on the email invite and got confused.

I have a passing knowledge of who Christina Milian is. She sings sometimes? She acts maybe? Both? I assume she’s not that great at either. But I do know what Netflix…

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Hey, Remember Jessica Simpson?By toddAugust 10, 2017

We’ve pretty much burned through everything else, so it’s almost time for early-2000s nostalgia, so here’s some pictures of Jessica Simpson walking around NYC yesterday. She looks like Margot Robbie on Lupus medication. If Stranger Things lasts 15 more seasons, I’m sure she’ll be referenced at some point.

We’ve pretty much burned through everything else, so it’s almost time for early-2000s nostalgia, so here’s some pictures of Jessica Simpson walking around NYC yesterday. She looks like Margot Robbie…

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Kylie Jenner Is 20By toddAugust 10, 2017

day at Mommy’s

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Kylie Jenner technically turns 20 today, but this version of Kylie is more like 4, because she’s rebooted more than Spider-Man. Khloe is a failed franchise and Kim and Kourtney have aged out of the Kris Jenner Extended Thot Universe, so it’s basically up to Kylie and Kendall to keep Kris from having to get Pappa John’s to appear in every episode for those product placement dollars. Anyway, happy birthday, Kylie. You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 

 

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