Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves RespectBy toddApril 24, 2017
Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect

 

Rihanna is hot as hell and can do whatever she wants in my opinion. Like posting this pic of Queen Elizabeth’s head on her body. You probably won’t believe this, but people got offended.

 

be humble.

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But little do those people know that Rihanna is a Black Belt Social Media Troll, so this happened.

 

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Amber Heard And Elon Musk Are OfficialBy toddApril 24, 2017
Amber Heard And Elon Musk Are Official

 

Amber Heard is bisexual, but can’t be in relationships with women because women earn 70% of what men make, so after being rumored to be dating Mars guy, Elon Musk, they made it Instagram and paparazzi official this weekend. Elon Musk is very rich and has almost realistic hair plugs. He also has 5 kids, so Amber better figure out a plan for that before it gets too serious.

 

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth ControlBy toddApril 21, 2017
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

Bella Thorne

 

…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

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Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn FrappuccinoBy toddApril 21, 2017
Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn Frappuccino

 

Even though I live in the South, I don’t like spending $5 to drink pure diabetes, but Starbucks has a new Unicorn Frappuccino and just like most of the stories on your Snapchat, Katy Perry tried it. The results were fascinating!

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Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”By toddApril 20, 2017
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

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Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th TimeBy toddApril 20, 2017
Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th Time

 

It’s unclear if this is some sort of secret settlement that was reached, but People named Julia Roberts the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2017. Julia Roberts is 49 and has 49 teeth.

It’s been 26 years since Julia Roberts was first on the cover of PEOPLE’s World’s Most Beautiful issue, and she’s still our favorite pretty woman.  The stunning star is, for a record fifth time, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World – though she can hardly believe it. “I am very flattered,” she tells PEOPLE’s editor-in-chief Jess Cagle in this week’s cover story.

I haven’t checked, but there’s probably an article about this that says something about white privilege and why they didn’t pick a plus-sized, gay immigrant with a hijab/black woman with natural hair/trans woman instead of a Julia Roberts, so there might be a march about this later. I’m gonna stop now, because I really don’t want to look at Julia Roberts’ face anymore. It’s weird, right? It just looks weird. Maybe this issue is really about scarecrows and this was all some kind of mixup.

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‘Stranger Things’ Shannon Purser Is A Bisexual NowBy toddApril 19, 2017
‘Stranger Things’ Shannon Purser Is A Bisexual Now

 

Last year, the world fell in love with Barb. The friend from Stranger Things who couldn’t get her boyfriend and had to make things weird for everyone instead of being happy that Nancy was getting some. Barb’s real name is Shannon Purser. She wants us to know she’s bisexual.

 

 

Since we’re living in the second act of Demolition Man, Shannon Purser had to offer an apology in a post revealing her sexuality in case for some reason she offended someone somewhere who might @ her on Twitter trying to educate words she’s never heard of.  This is why I don’t come out as gay. I don’t gay people explaining what words I can and can’t use. Your loss!

 

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Anne Hathaway Is Less AnnoyingBy toddApril 19, 2017

Anne Hathaway looks like she likes her own Facebook statuses, but tight leather pants make any skinny, moderately attractive chick less annoying. Even a generic, jar of mayonnaise like Anne. Her bodyguard looks like he might not agree with me, but he probably knows her better than I do, so I’ll defer to him.

Anne Hathaway looks like she likes her own Facebook statuses, but tight leather pants make any skinny, moderately attractive chick less annoying. Even a generic, jar of mayonnaise like Anne….

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This Instagram Chick Said Drake Knocked Her Up Then Ignored Her TextsBy toddApril 18, 2017
This Instagram Chick Said Drake Knocked Her Up Then Ignored Her Texts

 

A “model” by the name of Layla (@iamlaylalace) said Drake pretty much stalked her on Instagram, got her pregnant, then dipped. She has pulled every single receipt.  (Swipe that Instagram box thing).

 

#Drake got some explaining to do (swipe for more)

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She had some more words to say. Specifically, Drake has a two-inch penis.

 

ALSO IMA MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR I NEVER CHECKED FOR THIS LIL 2 INCH DIRTY DICK ASS NIGGA !!! HIS LIEING ASS SENT FOR ME !!! NEVER DID I THROW MY SELF AT HIM !!!! NEVER A GROUPIE !!!! NEVER DID I ASK FOR ANY OF THIS !!!! NO WE DIDNT MEET AT NO VIDEO SHOOT/STUDIO/CONCERT OR IN NO CLUB !!! THIS MAN MADE IT HIS BUIESNESS TO ASK TO MEET ME OFF OF SEEING A PIC OF ME THAT WAS SENT TO HIM BY HIS MANS.I NEVER ASKED HIS MANS TO SEND DRAKE A PIC OF ME EITHER LETS JUST MAKE THAT CLEAR TOO !!! WHEN I MET HIS MANS I HAD NO CLUE HE EVEN KNEW DRAKE !!! UNTIL THE NEXT DAY WHEN HIS MANS HIT ME UP ON INSTAGRAM AND TOLD ME THEY WERE FRIENDS !!! EVEN THOU I WAS NERVOUS TO EVEN MEET DRAKE HE MANAGED TO PERSUAD ME INTO LEAVING MY COUNTRY WITH HIS MANS TO MEET HIM.I WAS LIVING MY LIFE DRAMA FREE BEFORE ALL OF THIS AND HERE HE COMES OUT OF FUCKING NOWERE !!! CORRUPTING MY FUCKING LIFE !!!

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Say what you want about Drake and his actions, but at least he didn’t body shame this woman. That should get him some points on Twitter and Tumblr while he’s denying he got this chick pregnant. I mean, wouldn’t we all? I feel like we all would.

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It’s A Kardashian West EasterBy toddApril 17, 2017
It’s A Kardashian West Easter

 

If Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West are known for anything, it’s their love of Jesus and his teachings and pictures of themselves, so what better way to celebrate Jesus dying then being hatched from an egg 2017 years ago than a family photo where Kanye looks like he’s slowly dying inside?

 

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