Liev Schreiber’s Son Dressed Like Harley Quinn For Comic-ConBy toddJuly 24, 2017
Liev Schreiber’s Son Dressed Like Harley Quinn For Comic-Con

 

When people in the future read about 2017, there will be a chapter about how people tried to find their self-worth in characters from comic book movies designed to sell toys, and the people in the future will just laugh and laugh. There might be a chapter about Liev Schrieber’s son, who liked Harley Quinn’s costume, decided to wear it because it was cool, then had grown adults praising him as a hero when all he wanted was to dress up then go get some chicken nuggets. There will probably be an addendum to that chapter where people turned on him when he got older because he said he also liked 2nd Amendment and drug testing people who get welfare. But until then, this little boy is obviously a hero.

 

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Lena Dunham Is Coming To ‘American Horror Story’ For Some ReasonBy toddJuly 20, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Coming To ‘American Horror Story’ For Some Reason

 

Since we haven’t discovered a pesticide to get rid of her, Lena Dunham is coming back to TV in season 7 of American Horror Story.

 

 

When she’s not partly responsible for making Presidential candidates lose or making a dog’s life a hellish nightmare, Lena Dunham acts and says a lot of stupid shit on Twitter. Hopefully Ryan Murphy will kill her on the show and we can get to see what that would look like. The world is a terrible place and we need to find joy wherever we can.

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Guess Which One Is Kylie JennerBy toddJuly 19, 2017
Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner

 

You really don’t need me to tell you why Madame Tussauds’ wax thing of Kylie Jenner is their most realistic wax thing of all time. If Kylie Jenner was in Bladerunner, she’d be the first one killed because she would be the obvious choice. You wouldn’t even need to do that test. Just shoot on sight. I also included some pics of her Instagram to compare. It’s the real Kylie Jenner in those pics. Or is it though? Maybe the real Kylie Jenner died three years ago. We just don’t know.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Threw Up In The Lobby Of Broadway’s ‘1984’By toddJuly 19, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Threw Up In The Lobby Of Broadway’s ‘1984’

 

Apparently the Broadway production of George Orwell is so NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL EDGY that people in the audience routinely vomit. But Jennifer Lawrence is so relatable and down-to-Earth that she vomited because she thinks she’s immune to viruses.

“Midway through the show, Jennifer Lawrence bolted from her seat. Several people saw her getting sick in the lobby. The ushers were very helpful and courteous in helping her out.” But a friend of Lawrence’s explained that the star’s reaction had nothing to do with the play but rather, “She caught the stomach flu from her nephews.” The pal added that poor Lawrence is “really sick.” While Lawrence handled the situation with impressive aplomb, others have not made it out of “1984” unscathed.

Remember in Contagion when a worldwide epidemic was started by a white lady who decided to get on a plane even though she was really sick? Jennifer Lawrence had a stomach virus and decided to sit in a crowd of a Broadway show. Then threw up all over the only exit. White ladies are always doing the most.

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Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ PremiereBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

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I Forgot Megan Fox Was On InstagramBy toddJuly 18, 2017
I Forgot Megan Fox Was On Instagram

 

Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now in 2017. Since then, it appears her and her plastic surgeon have become pretty close. It happens. So maybe that’s why she cropped her face out of this pic. Still would. Yes, my friends. Still would.

 

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Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Run For OfficeBy toddJuly 17, 2017
Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Run For Office



Caitlyn Jenner is considering running for Senate or something else in California. This is Trump’s America.

Jenner revealed that Sunday during an interview with John Catsimatidis on AM 970 in New York City (via Complex’s Kyle Neubeck):

I have considered it, I like the political side of it. The political side of it has always been very intriguing to me. Over the next six months or so, I [have to] find out where I can do a better job. Can I do a better job from the outside, kind of working the perimeter of the political scene, being open to talk to anybody? Or are you better off from the inside. And we are in the process of determining that.”

 Should she run, Jenner would almost certainly run as a Republican, given her outspoken support for the party.
Caitlyn Jenner has killed someone with her car, so she has the qualifications to either be a Senator or date Sarah Jessica Parker. Democrats thought she was one of them because she used to be a man, but turns out that transitioning doesn’t make you transition from being rich. We really swung and missed on that one, huh? Better luck next time.
Also, here’s Black Chyna’s mom. She has some thoughts about Caitlyn Jenner. I think I’m supposed to say “TRIGGER WARNING” for this.


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R. Kelly Is Holding Women PrisonerBy toddJuly 17, 2017
R. Kelly Is Holding Women Prisoner

 

Apparently R. Kelly didn’t appreciate you saying he abused women and pissed on teenage girls, so he changed his tactics and created a secret brainwashing cult where he can abuse women and piss on teenage girls without going to jail. This article Buzzfeed posted this morning is some disgusting shit.

The women in Kelly’s entourage initially think “This is R. Kelly, I’m going to live a lavish lifestyle,” said Mack, who worked as Kelly’s personal assistant for a year and a half starting in 2013 and has remained in touch with some members of his inner circle. “No. You have to ask for food. You have to ask to go use the bathroom. … [Kelly] is a master at mind control. … He is a puppet master.”

Yeah. It gets worse. Way worse.

According to Mack, Jones, and McGee, the women living in Kelly’s Duluth, Georgia, “guest house” or his Chicago recording studio last summer included:

  • A 31-year-old “den mother” who “trained” newcomers on how Kelly liked to be pleasured sexually. She had been best friends since high school with the girl in the videotape for which Kelly was tried in 2008. She recently parted ways with Kelly, these sources say.
  • A 25-year-old woman who also has been part of Kelly’s scene for seven years.
  • A recent arrival, a 19-year-old model who has been photographed in public with Kelly and named on music gossip websites — a rarity among the women in his circle.
  • An Atlanta songwriter who began her relationship with Kelly around 2009, when she was 19. (She is now 26.)
  • And an 18-year-old singer from Polk County, Florida. Mack said the Florida singer is Kelly’s “favorite — his number-one girl.”

Mack, Jones, and McGee claim that women who live with Kelly, who he calls his “babies,” are required to call him “Daddy” and must ask his permission to leave the Chicago recording studio or their assigned rooms in the “guest house” Kelly rents near his own rented mansion in suburban Atlanta. A black SUV with a burly driver behind the wheel is almost always parked outside both locations. Kelly confiscates the women’s cell phones, they said, so they cannot contact their friends and family; he gives them new phones that they are only allowed to use to contact him or others with his permission. Kelly films his sexual activities, McGee and Jones said, and shows the videos to men in his circle.

Good God. R. Kelly literally has women trapped in a closet. You can read the whole story here, if you need another reason to hate humanity. But only 90s kids will know that R. Kelly is a vile trash rapist. But this kinda clears up why he hasn’t had a hit in like 13 years.

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Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or SomethingBy toddJuly 17, 2017
Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or Something

 

When we first heard about the casting for Disney’s live-action Aladdin, it was about how they couldn’t find actors to play Aladdin and Jasmine. They finally settled on a Middle Eastern dude and a half-Indian to play Jasmine. Awesome! Two non-white people as the leads in a big budget movie! That’s great, right?! It’s 2017, so of course not lol. Aladdin set in a fictional place in the Middle East so Jasmine being half-Indian is PROBLEMATIC OMG. It’s imperative to cast real Arab actors in a movie live-action remake of a cartoon about a dude and a chick flying on a magic carpet if you want to be truly woke. Think of the children! Anyway, none of that matters, because they might as well cast my Starbucks cup as Aladdin and Jasmine, because Aladdin is gonna be the Will Smith Show.

Disney has officially found its Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie for the live-action “Aladdin” remake. The three cast members were announced at the D23 Expo on Saturday. The House of Mouse may have been having problems finding its titular Aladdin for the remake of the 1992 animated classic prior to D23 this weekend, but the same cannot be said for Jasmine and Genie. Naomi Scott has officially been cast as Princess Jasmine, while Will Smith will be taking on the Genie. Relative newcomer Mena Massoud has also joined the cast as Aladdin.

Man, I big budget movie that’ll have a wide release that has a brown man, a brown chick, and a black man as the three leads. Let’s pop the champagne for representa—oh wait, no, the movie’s still racist. Everything is racist.

While the prospect of having a person of color star in this film seems enticing, it really is not doing much for us. Aladdin strung together a few generalizations about North Africans, South East and South Asians, and blurred out our distinctions. The movie takes place in the fake city of Agrabah—combining together “Agra,” the historical city in northern India, with “Bah” to make it sound more Middle Eastern, I guess. The lack of specificity and care that went into the story is also the reason it doesn’t matter who the lead of this movie is, as long as he’s vaguely brown and maybe Muslim.

Exactly, that’s all little Arab, Middle Eastern, and Indian girls and boys will be thinking about when they go see this. The actual history of the Middle East and Central Asia instead cheering about all the sick ass carpet flips. If you need  movie to validate your existence, there might be some self-loathing involved there. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

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Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon TateBy toddJuly 14, 2017
Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon Tate

 

It’s looking more likely that Margot Robbie will be playing Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s Manson movie, but that didn’t keep Sharon Tate’s sister, Debra Tate, to say what we’re all thinking. Also, LOL.

Margot Robbie has the chops and beauty to play Sharon Tate in a Quentin Tarantino movie about the Manson murders, but Jennifer Lawrence … not so much, at least according to Sharon’s sister. Debra Tate told us if the Sharon role comes down to Margot or Jennifer … Margot’s the clear choice … and it’s not ONLY because of looks. Sounds like an unkind cut, but Debra explained why she’s not taking a shot at J Law.

That’s such a Debra thing to say. You can watch the video of Debra here, or you can look at this picture of Sharon Tate and imagine Margot Robbie doing that until Jennifer Lawrence burns an X in head and kills her.

 

Sharon Tate

 

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