Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done AlreadyBy toddMay 26, 2017
Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done Already

 

Bella Thorne is a mess. Here’s another story about that.

Well, that was short lived. Bella Thorne tweeted that she’s over Cannes, France, on Thursday, May 25 — just one day after she was spotted making out with Scott Disick. The same day of the Famous in Love actress’ tweet, the self-proclaimed Lord was spotted moving on with his ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli.

As previously reported, the 19-year-old actress made headlines when she was first spotted with Disick at Catch L.A. on May 15. The two then sparked rumors of a romance after jetting off to Cannes on Tuesday, May 23, where they packed on the PDA and got cozy while lying by a pool.

“Rumors of a romance”? They were banging for like 10 days. I don’t recall seeing them skipping in a meadow. He had his hands on her ass for a while then moved on. It happens.

 

Memorial Day #fbf

 

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Tom Cruise Hasn’t Been In The Same Room With Suri Cruise For 1,346 DaysBy toddMay 25, 2017
Tom Cruise Hasn’t Been In The Same Room With Suri Cruise For 1,346 Days

 

Tom Cruise was last photographed with Suri Cruise in September 2013. Ten Mission Impossible movies have been released since then.

Tom Cruise was just miles away from his daughter, Suri, on May 20 and did not set up a visit with her, In Touch is reporting exclusively. The actor attended an event with fans to promote his new film, The Mummy, at the Hollywood and Highland Center in LA. While Tom gushed about his work, his daughter, Suri — whom he hadn’t seen in person in 1,346 days — was just 23 miles away in Calabasas with her mom, Katie Holmes. But instead of visiting his little girl, 11, when the event ended, Tom hopped on a private jet to Australia to continue promoting the film. “Tom could have easily made the trip to see Suri. It only takes about 30 minutes without traffic. It would’ve only added a few hours to his busy schedule”.

I would say something about Scientology, but we shouldn’t spew hateful rhetoric against Scientology or peaceful Scientologists might also abandon their kids. Am I doing this right? Let me know.  All good. Suri probably thinks Jamie Foxx is her dad now anyway.

 

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Ariel Winter Is Very SubtleBy toddMay 25, 2017
Ariel Winter Is Very Subtle

 

Ariel Winter posted this pic on Instagram yesterday where she gave a shout out to her boyfriend, new friends, and stairs. Very sweet. But remember, this is Ariel Winter so this candid picture was taken 45 times before she was satisfied with her butt’s placement to ensure it was the most important part of this picture and the actual reason she posted this pic in the first place. Whether it be stairs or a casual event, Ariel Winter really wants you to know she was there. Specifically, her ass and boobs.  That’s her thing now. Cool.

 

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Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This WeekendBy toddMay 24, 2017
Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This Weekend

 

Two days ago, a suicide bomber blew himself up after an Ariana Grande concert, killing 22 people (mostly kids) and wounding 59 others (also, mostly kids), in Manchester. After that, the UK raised their terror threat to critical. But good news, everyone. Katy Perry and The Chainsmokers are coming to perform this weekend. Be sure to head out with your kids and loved ones.

Katy Perry, Lorde, Lana Del Rey, Imagine Dragons, Shawn Mendes and The Chainsmokers are not bowing to the terrorists, because they’re fully committed to performing in England this weekend … with an asterisk.  They’re all performing at the BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend Saturday and Sunday, and all have pledged to take the stage as planned. Here’s the rub. 50,000 people are expected to attend, and the fan base is young … similar to the crowd at Ariana Grande’s ill-fated concert. Our sources say the various teams representing the artists are working with the venue to ramp up security in a huge way. We’re told security was already at red alert level, but it pales by comparison to the new plan keeping the venue and the crowd safe.

Pretty awesome of them to not bow to terrorists by getting 50,000 people together in a confined area in a country that just pretty much accepts getting shredded by a nail bomb as just another day in the life. Because haven’t you heard? Love conquers all. Hugs not hate will defeat terrorism. That must be why all those victims from Monday have come back to life. Too bad if you don’t believe that. You must be racist. I feel so sorry for you. Something about Timothy McVeigh and The Crusades and George Bush.

 

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Taylor Swift Can’t Help HerselfBy toddMay 24, 2017
Taylor Swift Can’t Help Herself

 

Earlier this month, we learned that Taylor Swift has been secretly dating Joe Alwyn. Joe Alwyn is a 26-year old British actor who still lives with his parents. Joe sounds like a millennial icon Stop me if you’ve heard this before:

A source said: “Taylor and Joe are the real deal, this is a very serious relationship.”

Apparently we know this because The Sun “leaked” it.  We also know that the only person who has ever managed to pull off leaking something on Taylor Swift without an instructional Power Point presentation from her PR and legal team is Kim Kardashian. After this news “leaked”, this was the followup:

We’re told she’s obviously a little “bummed” that the news of her relationship got out. However, the insider said, “At the same time, she is really excited about being with Joe and is hoping she can relax a little bit more now and just enjoy being with him.”

lol k. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston broke up in September. Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn started dating in October. Taylor couldn’t wait to get this shit out. She would have posted a pic on Instagram of Joe putting costume on her cat last Halloween if she could have. She had to stab herself in the thigh with her keys every time they wore matching outfits and she opened her front camera or this narrative would’ve been destroyed.

“Taylor has been insanely private about her relationship with Joe,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively about the couple, who have been dating for several months. “She wanted to get to know him without any chaos. She has learned from the past.” Jetting in under the radar and reportedly renting a house in North London, Swift is determined to keep her relationship out of the spotlight — and so is Alwyn.

Yet here we all are reading about it. And the whole “- and so is Alwyn” is super cute like he has any fucking say in this at all. Her PR team probably put a black hood on him, threw him in a van, and has doing red carpet prep right now.  We all know how this is gonna end. Joe isn’t gonna text back one day within the timeframe stipulated in his signed agreement and Taylor will break up with him (and we’ll know about it the next day via her PR team), then 6 months later she’ll have a new album called, Songs With Thinly Veiled References to Joe Alwyn, since she has to go through men like tampons and still play the victim. Pretty sure this is some sort of preexisting condition.

 

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Scarlett Johansson Is Banging SNL’s Colin JostBy toddMay 23, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Is Banging SNL’s Colin Jost

 

Scarlett Johansson’s divorce was five months ago, but a woman got needs. In Scarlett’s case, that means another basic white guy.

Scarlett Johansson’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live” was such a hit, she ended up making out with “Weekend Update” co-host Colin Jost at the afterparty, multiple sources exclusively confirmed to Page Six. A witness told Page Six, “Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar at the ‘SNL’ season finale party at 30 Rock . . . They would make out a bit, then go back to talking,” says the source. “They were at the bar in front of everyone . . . they made out at least twice . . . Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people. Another source confirmed, “Scarlett and Colin were flirting and canoodling in full view of everyone at the afterparty, including the ‘SNL’ cast and crew. They were laughing and seemed to really hit it off.”

Obviously, this article doesn’t say they banged, but if Colin Jost couldn’t close this, then maybe he should pass it off to Michael Che.

 

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Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last NightBy toddMay 23, 2017
Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last Night

 

So far, 22 people have died (including an eight-year-old girl) and 59 people have been wounded (among them are 12 children under the age of 16) after a man entered Manchester Arena following Ariana Grande‘s concert and blew himself up with a nail bomb. You might want to sit down for this, because I know it might be shocking to learn, but the man was a Muslim. I for sure thought for a minute there he might be Mormon or Buddhist. You never know with these kind of attacks.

A powerful explosion shook part of the cavernous Manchester Arena late Monday as concertgoers streamed out following the American pop star’s last song. An 8-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have been named as the first victims killed. Police said they believed a man carrying explosives acted as a lone attacker and died in the blast, and that they are now trying to determine if he may have been part of a wider network. A 23-year-old man was arrested Tuesday in south Manchester in connection with the bombing.
I know what my fellow liberals might be thinking right now during this time of tragedy: “Oh yeah? But what about white people?!”. You’re right. Maybe somebody should go to talk to some of the victims and some people in Syria and some people in refugee camps and tell them that Richard Spencer is their true enemy. They’ll probably be so grateful to you for explaining to this to them. I vote for Shaun King. But we all know that liberal’s reactions to terrorist attacks are the GOP version of school shootings. We’ll offer up thoughts and prayers and not much else, while tripping over ourselves not to offend anyone.

 

So, terrorists targeted an arena full of children, teenage girls and women for the simple fact they had the audacity to enjoy a concert put on by a female perform who inspires them. What’s your plan for that? Tell people they shouldn’t point out that a religious ideology can easily corrupt their followers or the follower who haven’t been corrupted yet might strap on a nail bomb vest themselves? Fuck yourself. Also, the irony of you warning me not to paint Muslims with a broad brush or they all might get radicalized then still believing Trump won because Russia sent out some emails shouldn’t be lost on you.

 

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Drake Won 13 Billboard Music AwardsBy toddMay 22, 2017
Drake Won 13 Billboard Music Awards

 

The 2017 Billboard Music Awards were last night, and if you didn’t know who people win those, “the Billboard Music Awards finalists are based on album and digital songs sales, streaming, radio airplay, touring and social engagement.” So basically you win if you sell the most albums and people talk about your album a lot online. So if Drake‘s Views was a movie, it would be Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. And Drake is basically Hakeem Olajuwon getting trophies after Adele and Taylor Swift retired to play baseball.

 

Here’s one of Drake’s speeches. Vanessa Hudgens is probably getting a lot of texts.

 

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Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal SplitBy toddMay 19, 2017
Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal Split

 

It’s that time again, friends. That time when Leonardo DiCaprio dumps a hot model he’s been banging for a year for no other reason than because he can. Maybe Nina Agdal got dumped because she thought global warming was a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese. Or maybe she got dumped for the same reason DiCaprio dumps everyone. Take it away and act surprised, People.

That’s because, the source says, “He’s not ready to settle down and just isn’t in the mindset to get married or have kids.”

That’s ok. According to Instagram, it looks like she’s open for business.

 

 

#fbf to when the DiCaprio world was her oyster.

 

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Amy Schumer Is SingleBy toddMay 17, 2017
Amy Schumer Is Single

 

Amy Schumer and her boyfriend split up before her wrote “BEN WAS HERE” on something then hung himself from it.

It’s Splitsville for Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch. “Amy and Ben have ended their relationship after thoughtful consideration and remain friends,” a rep for Schumer told Page Six on Tuesday night.  The comedian, 35, dated Hanisch, a Chicago-based furniture designer, for about a year and a half.

I’m sure this will be played out as, “I GUESS HE JUST COULDN’T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN”, because what man doesn’t want a miserable, self-loathing fat chick who likes to talk about her periods and how her vagina smells like an open grave all the time? Not sure why Ben let this ray of sunshine slip away.

 

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