Hey, It’s The ‘Blade Runner 2049’ PhotocallBy toddSeptember 21, 2017
Hey, It’s The ‘Blade Runner 2049’ Photocall

 

Not that you care, but Blade Runner is one of my favorite movies even if it’s kinda boring and Harrison Ford makes his usual weird faces a lot, so my erection for Blade Runner 2049 is very painful right now. It has Ryan Gosling in it, but I guess that’s fine. Denis Villeneuve hasn’t made a bad movie, yet so I’m not really holy shit the chick in green is named Ana De Armas and I just found that out and I think I’m in love now. Aww yeah. You know what this means, guys. At least one Ana De Armas post a week until I get bored and move onto something else. You know how we do.

 

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Jay Z Reportedly Turned Down The 2018 Super Bowl Halftime ShowBy toddSeptember 21, 2017
Jay Z Reportedly Turned Down The 2018 Super Bowl Halftime Show

 

Jay Z was reportedly offered the 2018 Super Bowl halftime show and turned it down. Per The Source:

The rap mogul turned down the coveted halftime spot for next year’s Super Bowl, which boasts past shows from the likes of Missy Elliot, Janet Jackson and his wife Beyoncé. The Sun Newspaper quoted an “insider” close to Jigga as saying that, “He really has no plans to do the half-time show,” in reference to the Super Bowl performance in Minneapolis next year.  Last week, Jay showed his solidarity with ousted NFLer Colin Kaepernick by shouting him out during his stage performance in NYC.

Yesterday, the NFL responded to the rumor.

“No decisions have been made on the performer(s) and we are not going to speculate on particular artists,” an NFL spokesperson told Complex. “Along with Pepsi, we know that we will put on a spectacular show. When it is time to announce her name we will do it. Or his name. Or their names.”

NFL sounds a bit petty there. Todd’s Super Bowl prediction: no black artists will perform during the 2018 Super Bowl halftime show. We all know it’s gonna Taylor Swift cosplaying at Beyonce.

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Olivia Munn Had To Pay To Get A Cameo In ‘Ocean’s Eight’By toddSeptember 21, 2017
Olivia Munn Had To Pay To Get A Cameo In ‘Ocean’s Eight’

 

Ocean’s Eight is another entry into that hot, new studio trend where instead of making an original movie starring awesome women, they just gender swap an already established bankable IP to hedge their bets in the name of feminism. And if the movie gets bad reviews, and you happen not to like it, you just obviously hate women and movies starring women and you probably have mommy issues or something. And you also hate Hillary Clinton just because she’s a woman and nothing else. I heard if you scream that at people enough, they’ll realize it. Anyway, Olivia Munn wanted to catch this girl power wave so hard, she paid to be in it (via The Wrap).

Olivia Munn has a glamorous cameo in the upcoming heist film “Ocean’s Eight” —  but it cost her a pretty penny….Munn went all-out for wardrobe, hair and makeup (as one would for the actual event, hosted by Anna Wintour and largely considered the biggest night in fashion), and was shocked to see the production send back invoices for the costs she incurred….It’s a whole scene at the Met Ball and they’re like, Do your own glam.’ I got the dress, all that, and then you submit the bills for it because I’m part of your movie,” Munn told SiriusXM host Julia Cunningham on Entertainment Weekly Radio. But the bills come right back to you,” she concluded. “It actually cost me money to be in ‘Ocean’s Eight.’”

Aww, fuck yeah. Female empowerment, bitches. You know, until a studio worth $12B makes you pay for your own makeup and wardrobe. Warner Bros. can pay Zack Snyder to ruin superhero movies, but they can’t pay for Munn’s run to Sephora? Wait, who hates women again?

 

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‘The Punisher’ Trailer Is InsaneBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
‘The Punisher’ Trailer Is Insane

 

I think enough time has passed for us to all agree that Defenders was ass. It was. Let’s move on. Cool jokes, guys. Great job. Totally riveting. Now it’s time for The Punisher to drop. This probably isn’t the place for jokes, just a singular force of wanton destruction and murder. Also, Metallica. Also, this screencap would be good for one of those “What Antifa thinks they are” memes. Haha, just kidding, Kyle and Christopher.

 

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Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise AgainBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
Linda Hamilton Is Coming Back To ‘Terminator’ Franchise Again

 

Since every corpse has to be dug up and put in front of a camera so studios can cash in on your nostalgia (what up, Jamie Lee Curtis , every recent Harrison Ford movie, and Pennywise ), Linda Hamilton is returning to the Terminator franchise for the first time since 1991.

After waving hasta la vista, baby, more than 25 years ago, Linda Hamilton is returning to the world of Terminator, reuniting with James Cameron, the creator of the sci-fi franchise, for the new installment being made by Skydance and Paramount. Cameron made the announcement at a private event celebrating the storied franchise, saying, “As meaningful as she was to gender and action stars everywhere back then, it’s going to make a huge statement to have that seasoned warrior that she’s become return.” With Hamilton’s return, Cameron hopes to once again make a statement on gender roles in action movies. “There are 50-year-old, 60-year-old guys out there killing bad guys,” he said, referring to aging male actors still anchoring movies, “but there isn’t an example of that for women.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 70 and Linda Hamilton is 60, so who knows what the plot of this movie will be. Maybe it’s 2029 and they go back in time to save Medicaid.

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Britney Spears Is Ready For The 2028 OlympicsBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
Britney Spears Is Ready For The 2028 Olympics

 

Remember in 2007 when we all thought Britney Spears would be fond partially decomposed in a Cracker Barrel dumpster by now? PLOT TWIST: She’s just selling out Vegas and doing backflips at a gymnastic place. Britney still has those Serena Williams legs and ridiculously tight ass, so maybe she’ll represent USA in the 2028 Olympics. Everybody seems to be on board.

 

 

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This Is Halle Berry’s New Boyfriend, GuysBy toddSeptember 20, 2017
This Is Halle Berry’s New Boyfriend, Guys

 

Usually only reserved for 20-something white girls who need tracks, Halle Berry is now dating a music producer who looks like this.

Halle Berry is updating her relationship status. The actress posted a photo of herself with British music producer Alex Da Kid on Instagram Tuesday. “My balance,” she wrote alongside the pic, which Alex Da Kid also shared on his social media accounts with a similar caption. This is the duo’s first post together, but a source tells E! News that couple has been together for two months. “They have been seeing each other for about two months and met through friends in the industry,” the source tells us.

He’s 35 and still calls himself  kid, so feel free to draw your own conclusions. But Google any Halle Berry relationship and you’ll find the phrase “BITTER DIVORCE BATTLE” at least twice, mostly because Halle is crazy. Like, legit crazy. Like she might get shot at Georgia Tech crazy. But Alex looks pretty happy, so kudos to him. For now.

 

My balance

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Blac Chyna Wants To Be A RapperBy toddSeptember 19, 2017
Blac Chyna Wants To Be A Rapper

 

Dropping domestic violence allegations against an easily manipulated man in exchange for $20K a month in child support is always a safe bet in any economy, but does it compare to that streaming money you could get off morbid curiosity alone? Probably not. Blac Chyna is trying to become a rapper now, and it seems to be going really great. Via Page Six:

“She’s met with four labels . . . [is] collaborating with very big artists, and there’s going to be big news coming soon,” an insider confirmed. “Yes, she is trying to rap and no, [it’s] horrible,” the cynical music source sniffed. “All the majors are listening, and, sadly, she will likely get a deal. If she lands it, somebody will be stupid enough to give her a seven-figure advance.” We’re told the former exotic dancer has already turned down a deal with a major label. “She wants the music to be right,” a source close to her told us.

I mean, if the Dr. Phil chick and Iggy Azalea can be rappers, why not? Let her be a rapper. Nothing matters. Let’s all continue screaming into the void and move on from this.

 

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The 69th Emmys Were Last NightBy toddSeptember 18, 2017
The 69th Emmys Were Last Night

 

I’m not gonna spend a lot of time on the 69th Primetime Emmys (you can read the full list of winners here), but Donald Glover won Best Actor and Best Director in a comedy series for Atlanta, so that’s awesome. Sean Spicer was there and apparently it was worse than terrorism. Also, Elisabeth Moss won Best Actress for Handmaid’s Tale. Cool. Celebrating Moss winning for being in a show about the horrific treatment of women while also ignoring her being a hardline Scientology cultist in real life is some cognitive dissonance I guess we’re all doing now. Nice. Anyway, here’s some pics.

 

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Fergie Seems Okay & LinksBy toddSeptember 18, 2017
Fergie Seems Okay & Links

 

Leah Remini outed Jada Pinkett-Smith  [  Dlisted  ]

Nina Dobrev is wide open  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jennifer Lawrence topless in mother! (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Remember Rachel Bilson?  [  Popoholic  ]

Halsey in a sports bra  [  Egotastic  ]

Bella Thorne went to a rave  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kendall Jenner “walked” the runway  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lawd, Selena Gomez  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Ariel Winter talks about her weird ass mother  [  The Blemish  ]

Fergie did the 2017 Rock In Rio Festival this weekend  [  People  ]

 

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