Here’s A First Look Of “Ant-Man and The Wasp” If You’re Into ThatBy toddJanuary 17, 2018
Here’s A First Look Of “Ant-Man and The Wasp” If You’re Into That

 

Not sure why we’re getting a new Ant-Man movie, but the first look Ant-Man and The Wasp dropped yesterday. The Wasp’s outfit has an inverted dick and balls on it. Great design, guys. This is all I have to say about this.

 

  Not sure why we’re getting a new Ant-Man movie, but the first look Ant-Man and The Wasp dropped yesterday. The Wasp’s outfit has an inverted dick and balls on…

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Timothee Chalamet Hates Woody Allen NowBy toddJanuary 16, 2018
Timothee Chalamet Hates Woody Allen Now

 

Timothee Chamalet (that’s how he spells it), who is getting Oscar buzz for his performance in Call Me By Your Name, will be seen in Woody Allen‘s upcoming A Rainy Day In New York along with Rebecca Hall. He regrets that decision now, obviously. This decision probably came after months of thought and a crisis of conscience lol jk.

 

 

Man, cool apology. One could make the case that you wouldn’t have to apologize if you didn’t accept the role in the first place. One could also make the case that you’re only making this apology to preemptively stop the 4,000 hit piece about you if you happen to win the Oscar. So…fuck off? Yeah, fuck off.

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Rebecca Hall Hates Woody Allen NowBy toddJanuary 15, 2018
Rebecca Hall Hates Woody Allen Now

 

In the 90s, Woody Allen started having sex with the Korean orphan he and Mia Farrow adopted when she was 8. There’s also an entire Wikipedia page called, “Woody Allen sexual assault allegations”. But despite all this, in 2008, Rebecca Hall was in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona. In 2018, Rebecca Hall will be seen in Woody Allen’s A Rainy Day in New York. But before this movie comes out, Hollywood really fucked up Hall’s chance to be in a third Woody Allen movie, because Hollywood has to pretend they hate Woody Allen now.

 

The day after the Weinstein accusation broke in full force I was shooting a day of work on Woody Allen’s latest movie in New York. I couldn’t have imagined somewhere stranger to be that day. When asked to do so, some seven months ago, I quickly said yes. He gave me one of my first significant roles in film for which I have always been grateful, it was one day in my hometown – easy. I have, however subsequently realized there is nothing easy about any of this. In the weeks following I have thought very deeply about this decision, and remain conflicted and saddened. After reading and re-reading Dylan Farrow’s statements of a few days ago and going back and reading the older ones – I see, not only how complicated this matter is, but that my actions have made another woman feel silenced and dismissed. That is not something that sits easily with me in the current or indeed any moment, and I am profoundly sorry. I regret this decision and wouldn’t make the same one today. It’s a small gesture and not one intended as close to compensation but I’ve donated my wage to @timesup. I’ve also signed up, will continue to donate, and look forward to working with and being part of this positive movement towards change not just in Hollywood but hopefully everywhere. #timesup

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Ah, I see. Rebecca Hall is sorry for working with Woody Allen after “re-reading” some things she already knew. She totally would have come to this decision on her own with no external pressure, I bet. Totally. Actors apologizing for working with Woody Allen is being called “a movement” now. I have to say, “I apologize for working with a director who I knew was a piece of shit before I worked with him and I’m also donating my salary so I’m not in a think piece and look like I care after the fact” is my new favorite thing. Shout out to performative allyship.

 

This first picture in this gallery is Rebecca Hall sharing a nice moment with Woody Allen and his child bride. Very sweet.

 

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The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice Awards

 

Despite what you might think today, I didn’t watch the Critics Choice Awards last night because I have some sort of plague and I’ve been taking shots of Mucinex (not an #ad), but it was a thing that happened last so here’s some pictures of the people who were there. Nancy from Stranger Things was there and she’s like really cute. Hi, Nancy. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are apparently still together even though she’s a violent domestic abuser and she was allowed to attend. Maybe Evan is afraid to leave. Olivia Munn was also there for some reason. I don’t know. Enjoy!

 

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Gal Gadot Did The Critics Choice AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
Gal Gadot Did The Critics Choice Awards

 

Gal Gadot went to the Critics Choice awards last night, and she wasn’t nominated for anything because she can’t really act, but she won the #SeeHer Award. The award is “to push boundaries on changing stereotypes and recognize the importance of accurately portraying women across the entertainment landscape.” She won for Wonder Woman and not Justice League, because Wonder Woman wasn’t just a bunch of closeup shots of her ass. Get you a woman who can do both.

 

 

  Gal Gadot went to the Critics Choice awards last night, and she wasn’t nominated for anything because she can’t really act, but she won the #SeeHer Award. The award…

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Margot Robbie Did The Critics AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
Margot Robbie Did The Critics Awards

 

BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy Kerrigan is a elitist bitch for not having seen I, Tonya yet” take. I know it’s hard to remember Nancy Kerrigan while Hollywood is inviting Tonya Harding to events right now, but Kerrigan is the woman’s knee Harding gear her boyfriend towards so he could club it with a police baton. Fuck Tonya Harding. And also Margot Robbie but in a different connotative way. Congrats on her win for playing a crazy person. Critics love that.

 

 

  BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy…

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Mark Wahlberg Is Great At NegotiatingBy toddJanuary 10, 2018
Mark Wahlberg Is Great At Negotiating

 

As you might know, after it was found out that Kevin Spacey tried to bang a 14-year-old, Ridley Scott replaced him with Christopher Plummer in All The Money In The World and they had to do reshoots. Since they had to do reshoots, Mark Wahlberg and Michelle Williams had to come back. Then this happened.

Mark Wahlberg was paid $1.5 million for reshooting his scenes in All the Money in the World, three people familiar with the situation but not authorized to speak publicly about it tell USA TODAY, while Michelle Williams was paid an $80 per diem totaling less than $1,000.  That works out to Williams being paid less than 1% of her male co-star.

My god. This is just ANOTHER example of the gender wage gap in Hollywood where women are systematically oppressed by a patriarchal society. THIS IS AN EGREGIOUS GENDER PAY GAP oh wait:

“USA TODAY has since learned Wahlberg’s team actually negotiated a hefty fee, with the actor paid $1.5 million for his reshoots. Williams wasn’t told.”

This line was taken out of the original article this morning, because well, of course. Taking it out makes for better outrage. It appears Michelle Williams needs a new team. Or not, because in business, it’s widely know that if you negotiate a rate for yourself, you’re negotiating for all your co-workers as well. That’s just how business works. When you get a raise or bonus because you demanded it, then everybody gets a raise or bonus because that’s the fair thing to do. It happens all the time. Not sure why this doesn’t happen in Hollywood, which is also a business.  There’s also, you know, this (per USA Today):

I adore (Scott), worship him, would do anything for him,” Williams says. “I hated that this man’s time and expertise and gentlemanly-ness was going to be kind of for naught. So when I got the phone call about the change of plans I was thrilled. I was enlivened, it picked me up off the couch a little bit and got me excited.” She continued: “I said I’d be wherever they needed me, whenever they needed me. And they could have my salary, they could have my holiday, whatever they wanted. Because I appreciated so much that they were making this massive effort.”

So basically, Mark Wahlberg thought his time was worth $1.5M and Michelle Williams thought her time wasn’t because she worships Ridley Scott. Good to know. I’m sure Scott will love to work with her again. But if I had any advice for Michelle Williams it would be that now the time has come for you to get up. The rest had you fed up but yo I won’t let up. On the rhythm and rhyme thats designed to make your behind move to what I’m inclined to pure hip hop no sell out. If you ain’t in it to win it then get the hell out.

 

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Greta Gerwig Regrets Working With Woody Allen Now LOL OkayBy toddJanuary 10, 2018
Greta Gerwig Regrets Working With Woody Allen Now LOL Okay

 

Lady Bird writer/director Greta Gerwig was in Woody Allen’s 2012 film, To Rome With Love. She also wore all black to Sunday’s Golden Globes, because protecting women from sexual predators was an important fashion statement that night. So naturally, after she accepted the Best Picture – Musical or Comedy award, she was asked if she regretted working with Allen. Gerwig responded with “WELL MAN LEMME TELL YA” then jumped through a wall like a cartoon character and ran away. Since then, she must have read the ONLINE BACKLASH so in an interview with The New York Times yesterday, she finally found the strength to speak up.

I would like to speak specifically to the Woody Allen question, which I have been asked about a couple of times recently, as I worked for him on a film that came out in 2012. It is something that I take very seriously and have been thinking deeply about, and it has taken me time to gather my thoughts and say what I mean to say. I can only speak for myself and what I’ve come to is this: If I had known then what I know now, I would not have acted in the film. I have not worked for him again, and I will not work for him again. Dylan Farrow’s two different pieces made me realize that I increased another woman’s pain, and I was heartbroken by that realization. I grew up on his movies, and they have informed me as an artist, and I cannot change that fact now, but I can make different decisions moving forward.

I totally understand Gerwig here. If Gerwig had known what Woody had done in the 90s, she never would have agreed to work with her idol in 2012 even though what Woody Allen did in the 90s was common knowledge and easily available on the Internet prior to her agreeing to being in the film. She was 29 in 2012, so she probably didn’t know how to do a Google Search. I’m sure she does now, so maybe today she can look up “classic white woman victimhood”.

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Here’s A Bunch Of 2018 Golden Globes PicsBy toddJanuary 08, 2018
Here’s A Bunch Of 2018 Golden Globes Pics

 

Now that the 2018 Golden Globes are over, we have a month or so until Hollywood’s next circle jerk where they pat themselves on the back for bringing awareness to an issue that’s been around for decades because it has recently impacted them directly then proceed to have zero follow through. The Oscars should be a good show, my man. Until then, here’s a lot of pics from the thing last night. My apologies if I left anyone out, but understand I just downloaded the first 42 that showed up when I searched “Golden Globes Arrivals.” Nothing personal, you see.

 

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Elisabeth Moss Won A Golden Globe Because Hollywood Is Totally Self-AwareBy toddJanuary 08, 2018
Elisabeth Moss Won A Golden Globe Because Hollywood Is Totally Self-Aware

 

Hey, so Elisabeth Moss won Best Actress in a TV show for Handmaid’s Tale at the Golden Globes last night and check out what she said! Per Variety:

Moss accepted the award with a quote from “The Handmaid’s Tale” by Canadian author Margaret Atwood. “We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in the blank white spaces at the edges of print. It gave us more freedom. We lived in the gaps between the stories,” Moss quoted. Moss then went on to praise the author and all those fighting through the years for the ideals behind the “Time’s Up” movement that is taking place today. “Margaret Atwood, this is for you and and all of the women who came before you and after you who were brave enough to speak out against intolerance and injustice, and to fight for equality and freedom in this world. We no longer live in the blank, white spaces at the edge of print. We no longer live in the gaps in the stories. We are the stories in print, and we are writing the stories ourselves,” she said.

Black dress? Check. Shout out to equality for women? Check. Failed to mention that she’s a Scientologist while accepting an award for playing a woman subjugated and abused by a fucked up religion? Also check. Maybe she can play a mentally ill person or woman’s whose disappearance was covered up next to complete the troll. Damn, Hollywood is so full of shit.

 

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