JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’By toddMarch 01, 2017
JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

 

Guys, apparently Mark Hamill’s performance in Star Wars: The Last Jedi is so good JJ Abrams thinks he should win an Oscar.

“Star Wars” filmmaker J.J. Abrams doesn’t know who’s going to win the Academy Award for best actor on Sunday, but he predicts Mark Hamill will be in the running next year after “The Last Jedi” hits theaters. “I think we are all going to be very upset if he does not win an Oscar, and no one more upset than Mark,” he told us at the Oscar Wilde Awards in L.A., which supports the U.S. Ireland Alliance.

It’s unclear if Abrams is trolling Hamill with an ego lens flare or not, but I think the world would be a better place for a while if the dude who played Luke Skywalker takes home an Academy Award. Before we argue about this, please note that Gwyneth Paltrow and Three 6 Mafia have one. And that one dude who made a black and white, silent movie a few years ago. What the fuck was that about. Get outta here.

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Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’By toddMarch 01, 2017
Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’

 

Everything about Kong: Skull Island looks like some CGI bukkakke bullshit, but Brie Larson is in it, and this is the movie where she’s cashed in on winning that Oscar last year for that movie about her and that annoying kid locked in that room. Her acting won’t save this, but her breasts at the European premiere of this stupid shit will save this post. They look great. That’s probably why that dude kidnapped her kept her in that room.

 

 

She was mad at Casey Affleck on Sunday night, but she looks pretty happy here.

 

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The Last ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Trailer Is Badass, Has Kurt RussellBy toddMarch 01, 2017
The Last ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Trailer Is Badass, Has Kurt Russell

 

The 42 trailers and movie Suicide Squad tried to make finally dropped last night. And it’s the last Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer. All the characters are back doing the things their characters did in the last trailers and last movie, but we finally get to see Kurt Russell as Star Lord’s dad. Remember that Star Lord’s dad is an alien who is super into hitting, then subsequently quitting, white lady Earth pussy. Same.

 

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Wonder Woman Did EmpireBy toddFebruary 24, 2017
Wonder Woman Did Empire

 

Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were any indication, WB is gonna continue to throw shit against the wall in hopes it makes enough money to clean up the shit they have to clean up from the last wall. The fourth, Wonder Woman, drops June 2, and depending on who you ask, it’s great or an unmitigated disaster. Kinda like our new President. Anyway, WB has to spend a lot of money on advertising, so Wonder Woman got the cover of Empire Magazine. She looks like she’s about to fight Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Wonder Woman

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Michael Fassbender Is Probably Your Next James Bond Maybe Who KnowsBy toddFebruary 22, 2017
Michael Fassbender Is Probably Your Next James Bond Maybe Who Knows

 

Although I’d much rather see Idris Elba as 007 (yes, I know Idris Elba isn’t white much like I know Scarlett Johansson isn’t Asian), it looks like Michael Fassbender will probably be the next James Bond. Read this first, then feel free to type angry in the comments about that whole Scarlett Johansson thing.

James Norton and Michael Fassbender are the frontrunners to become the next James Bond in the week Daniel Craig became the second longest-serving 007. Craig has starred as the spy in four films over more than 11 years, although is it not known if he will continue in the franchise. His last outing as Bond was in 2015’s Spectre, but shortly after its release he said he would rather “slash my wrists” than appear in another film as the secret agent. According to bookmakers Coral, betting has surged on Norton or Fassbender taking over from Craig.

Fassbender has straight up said in interviews that he doesn’t want to play James Bond at all, but I’m sure if they come with enough Bond money, he’d play James Bond and any other Bond they’d like him to play. Maybe JaMarcus Bond. If dude can play a guy in a purple helmet and cape, he can’t be above playing a spy on a yacht who drowns in pussy.



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The Intro To ‘Belle’ From ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Is Here For YouBy toddFebruary 21, 2017
The Intro To ‘Belle’ From ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Is Here For You

 

As you already know, Disney’s best movie about Stockholm Syndrome, Beauty and the Beast, got a live action remake and Emma Watson stars as Belle and a computer stars as the Beast. They just put out a teaser of Emma Watson singing “Belle”, one of the songs from the movie where Belle walks through the town she hates while the townsfolk give her free food and talk shit and the horses are freaks for apples.

 

 

Nice singing, Emma Watson with your fine ass.

 

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Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ RebootBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Reboot

 

Guys. Lindsay Lohan really wants to play Little Mermaid in the live action reboot of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. I don’t know about you, but I need this to happen.

I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid @disney approve that #billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack. also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula. Simply because, she is the best. take one. @disneystudios

Like we already know this is gonna go to Emma Stone or Chloe Grace Moretz or whatever, but I want to see the version of The Little Mermaid where Ariel chain smokes and converts to Islam and causes a pandemic when she gets a vagina.

 

#thelittlemermaid

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Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’By toddFebruary 16, 2017
Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’

 

So remember how much Suicide Squad sucked ass? Because it sucked horrific ass. Now Mel Gibson is reportedly in talks to direct the sequel nobody asked for except the executives who realize they shove shit down our throats and we’ll gladly pay them for it then boycott Rotten Tomatoes if they don’t like the taste.

Warner Bros. is courting the actor-director to helm Suicide Squad 2 and the sides are early in talks, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. No official offer has been made nor has any commitment. Sources say that Gibson is familiarizing himself with the material. But the studio is not being passive and is also looking at other directors, Daniel Espinosa among them.

Mel Gibson is a horrible person and a great director, so it’ll be interesting to see his TRUE DIRECTOR’S CUT in 10 years after Warner Bros. take his original edit and send it to a movie trailer company so they can send it to theaters then claim Marvel bias when they get bad reviews. That said, given today’s political climate, I do hope they cut the part where the Suicide Squad kills a lot of Jews.

 

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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Wanna Be Batman NowBy toddFebruary 14, 2017
Ben Affleck Doesn’t Wanna Be Batman Now

 

Ben Affleck reportedly doesn’t want to play Batman anymore or be involved with Warner Bros. or DC in any way. Man, I can hardly even understand why!

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  Ben Affleck reportedly doesn’t want to play Batman anymore or be involved with Warner Bros. or DC in any way. Man, I can hardly even understand why!

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‘John Wick’ Has An Honest TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2017
‘John Wick’ Has An Honest Trailer

 

I was wondering when the John Wick Honest Trailer was coming out, because usually when it takes this long, they’re having a hard time finding stuff to shit on. That’s because John Wick is a kick ass action flick and doesn’t pretend to be anything else (I’m look at you Zack Snyder/David Ayer). It’s impossible to hate on this movie, so they just hate on Liam Neeson’s old ass instead. At some point in the Taken movies you’d think he’d just burn his families’ passports.

 

 

John Wick 2 is the sequel. Ruby Rose is in John Wick 2. Ruby Rose is hot. This isn’t complicated stuff, guys.

 

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