Matthew Vaughn Might Direct ‘Man Of Steel 2’ For Some Reason, Maybe MoneyBy toddMarch 14, 2017
Matthew Vaughn Might Direct ‘Man Of Steel 2’ For Some Reason, Maybe Money

 

So Man Of Steel 2 is still a thing. Yay. I thought Superman died in Batman vs Superman. Maybe in this one he comes back to life and kills himself in his car while listening to The Promise Ring since he’s a whiny emo mama’s boy.  Also, Man of Steel 2 is in the DCEU, so you probably want be able to figure out he killed himself in the final edit. Matthew Vaughn must want an infinity pool at his house. This is the only way this makes any sense.

Sources tell us that Kingsman: The Secret Service filmmaker Matthew Vaughn is Warner Bros.’ top choice to direct Man of Steel 2, and preliminary conversations about the prospect have taken place. This isn’t yet in the deal-making stage, and Vaughn could very well end up not directing the film, but he’s who Warner Bros. wants at this point in time. Moreover, sources tell us that if Vaughn for some reason doesn’t direct Man of Steel 2, Warner Bros. still wants him to helm another superhero movie in the DCEU.

Kickass was great and X-Men: First Class wasn’t terrible, but David Ayer also made some movies that were kinda great and not terrible before Suicide Squad, and we see how all that turned out. I know, I know, Suicide Squad has an Oscar. So does Gwyneth Paltrow and Three 6 Mafia. Let’s not get carried away here.

 

Here’s Gal Gadot since something good has to come from this post.

 

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The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I GuessBy toddMarch 13, 2017
The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I Guess

 

I refuse to let myself get excited for DC movies anymore, because they all generally suck, and the people who have seen Wonder Woman already weren’t exactly stingy with the adjectives that mean “suck”. But at least DC make halfway decent trailers. This one for Wonder Woman is obviously the best one even though it gives us an origin story like we haven’t known who Wonder Woman is since 1941. But hopefully the origin story will solve the mystery of why Wonder Woman is the only person on  Themyscira who has an Israeli accent.

 

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Chalize Theron Is An Action Star Now In ‘Atomic Blonde’By toddMarch 10, 2017
Chalize Theron Is An Action Star Now In ‘Atomic Blonde’

 

There’s this cool trend now when white actors get old they become action stars, but the trailer for the new Charlize Theron movie, Atomic Blonde, seems like it won’t be like Taken 3 where they needed 42 smash cuts to make us believe Liam Neeson could jump a fence. But what it does have is the new thing where you use a somber cover song that’s meant to be ironic and another completely on the nose song. Charlize Theron is a killer queen, get it?! If not, here’s Queen’s Killer Queen to make sure you know Charlize Theron is a queen in the figurative sense and also kills people. I know it’s subtle, so you gotta look for it. (Side note: I hate everything today. My apologies).

 

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Brie Larson Saw The ‘Kong: Skull Island’ ReviewsBy toddMarch 09, 2017

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now she’s wearing a dress where we can’t see her boobs. This is a travesty. I’m gonna need a bunch of people on Twitter to call for a boycott of this movie to bring the ratings down. You can say the movie doesn’t represent trans gorillas or no character is wearing a hijab and that’s problematic or whatever. They’ll think of something. They always do.

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes….

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ TeaserBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ Teaser

 

According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass, makes fun of Superman, makes fun of Wolverine, and tells Stan Lee to shut up. If you look closely, you can see Marvel slapping DC in the face their dick.

 

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson In The ‘Ghost In The Shell’ PostersBy toddMarch 02, 2017
Here’s Scarlett Johansson In The ‘Ghost In The Shell’ Posters

 

You’ve probably heard about the Ghost In The Shell movie. It’s the one where Scarlett Johansson, a Danish and Jewish woman born in Manhattan, plays a Japanese cyborg cop named Major Motoko Kusanagi. I don’t know how to turn this into anti-Semitism, but it looks like one of Motoko’s powers don’t include keeping her rack from getting in the way of arresting people.

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JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’By toddMarch 01, 2017
JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill Is Gonna Win An Oscar For ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

 

Guys, apparently Mark Hamill’s performance in Star Wars: The Last Jedi is so good JJ Abrams thinks he should win an Oscar.

“Star Wars” filmmaker J.J. Abrams doesn’t know who’s going to win the Academy Award for best actor on Sunday, but he predicts Mark Hamill will be in the running next year after “The Last Jedi” hits theaters. “I think we are all going to be very upset if he does not win an Oscar, and no one more upset than Mark,” he told us at the Oscar Wilde Awards in L.A., which supports the U.S. Ireland Alliance.

It’s unclear if Abrams is trolling Hamill with an ego lens flare or not, but I think the world would be a better place for a while if the dude who played Luke Skywalker takes home an Academy Award. Before we argue about this, please note that Gwyneth Paltrow and Three 6 Mafia have one. And that one dude who made a black and white, silent movie a few years ago. What the fuck was that about. Get outta here.

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Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’By toddMarch 01, 2017
Brie Larson Is Really Trying To Get Me To See ‘Kong: Skull Island’

 

Everything about Kong: Skull Island looks like some CGI bukkakke bullshit, but Brie Larson is in it, and this is the movie where she’s cashed in on winning that Oscar last year for that movie about her and that annoying kid locked in that room. Her acting won’t save this, but her breasts at the European premiere of this stupid shit will save this post. They look great. That’s probably why that dude kidnapped her kept her in that room.

 

 

She was mad at Casey Affleck on Sunday night, but she looks pretty happy here.

 

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The Last ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Trailer Is Badass, Has Kurt RussellBy toddMarch 01, 2017
The Last ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Trailer Is Badass, Has Kurt Russell

 

The 42 trailers and movie Suicide Squad tried to make finally dropped last night. And it’s the last Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer. All the characters are back doing the things their characters did in the last trailers and last movie, but we finally get to see Kurt Russell as Star Lord’s dad. Remember that Star Lord’s dad is an alien who is super into hitting, then subsequently quitting, white lady Earth pussy. Same.

 

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