Alexandra Daddario Didn’t Win Any Billboard Music AwardsBy toddMay 22, 2017

I guess if there was a point to the 2017 Billboard Music Awards for me is that Alexandra Daddario went and wore this dress. Depending on what angle she gets, Alexandra Daddario can either look super hot, possessed by a demonic spirit, or the robot crew member of an Alien movie. But titties.

I guess if there was a point to the 2017 Billboard Music Awards for me is that Alexandra Daddario went and wore this dress. Depending on what angle she gets,…

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Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty GoodBy toddMay 19, 2017
Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty Good

 

Wonder Woman had a screening for the media last night, and apparently everybody really like it (you can read what they all said here).  So, let’s get the obvious out of the way here first. When it comes to DC movies, we’ve heard this shit before. Second,  Gal Gadot isn’t really a great actor. If you say she is, you’re lying to yourself. Third, I hope the reviews of this movie aren’t great in the same way the Ghostbusters remake were great. Not liking a movie that’s mostly women doesn’t make you sexist. You don’t have to be afraid of not liking it. Fourth, DC and Warner Bros. have fucked my emotions three times now, and I don’t want to be the abused spouse who keeps getting beat and coming back because I think Geoff Johns will change. Fuck him. Fifth, some of the reviews call Wonder Woman the “best DCEU movie so far”.  And the McGriddle is the best thing at McDonald’s. That’s a really fucking low bar. Sixth of all, please let all this be true. I want to Wonder Woman to resemble an actual movie. I don’t want to sit through another DC movie bored and miserable then be told I just don’t get it. Shit ain’t that deep, bro. Go jack off to your Zack Snyder shrine on your own time. Don’t project that onto me.

 

  Wonder Woman had a screening for the media last night, and apparently everybody really like it (you can read what they all said here).  So, let’s get the obvious…

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Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’By toddMay 19, 2017
Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’

 

I guess Aquaman is filming. Man, can you believe they’re filming another superhero movie? This one is about a dude who can talk to fish and stuff. Cool. Amber Heard plays his wife Poison Ivy I meant Mera. His wife’s name is Mera. Here’s some pics of her from the set.

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  I guess Aquaman is filming. Man, can you believe they’re filming another superhero movie? This one is about a dude who can talk to fish and stuff. Cool. Amber…

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Zac Efron Is Playing Ted BundyBy toddMay 16, 2017
Zac Efron Is Playing Ted Bundy

 

Ted Bundy had a very productive 1970s as far as sadistic sociopaths go. He murdered at least 30 women (that we know of), and used his knowledge of law enforcement to avoid being identified. During that time, he would wear a fake cast and use crutches to approach women (college students), then kidnap them, brutally sexual assault them with various objects, dump their bodies, then return days later to wash their hair, put makeup on them, then have sex with their corpses. Sometimes he decapitated them and took their heads home as souvenirs. He escaped jail twice. After one of his escapes, he broke into a 20-year old’s house and strangled her to death, tore one of her nipples, tried to chew her ass off, then sexually assaulted her with a hair mist bottle. Ted Bundy was not a good person. Women described him as “handsome” and “charismatic”.  He was electrocuted into the shadow realm in 1989 at the age of 42. Anyway, Zac Efron is playing him in a movie.

Zac Efron has come on board to star as serial killer Ted Bundy in the independent drama “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile”.  The project follows the dysfunctional relationship between Bundy and his long-time girlfriend Liz. Bundy, a killer and rapist of young girls and women who was notoriously charming, was executed in Florida in 1989.

A relation drama about a serial murderer and rapist and the woman who loved him? Ok then, guy. Sure. I guess this role needed a person who is trying to act like a human person so this seems like perfect casting.  They’ll probably have to add a subplot where Ted Bundy gets super into steroids.

  Ted Bundy had a very productive 1970s as far as sadistic sociopaths go. He murdered at least 30 women (that we know of), and used his knowledge of law…

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‘Baywatch’ Had A PremiereBy toddMay 15, 2017

 

Hollywood is almost running out of things to reboot that are only marketable because of brand recognition and nostalgia, so here’s some pictures from the Baywatch premiere.  I honestly don’t understand why Alexandra Daddario isn’t more famous than Jennifer Lawrence and why she continues to shit like this, because damn. For The Rock‘s sake, I hope this movie doesn’t flop since it will probably be used against him during the upcoming Presidential debates.

 

  Hollywood is almost running out of things to reboot that are only marketable because of brand recognition and nostalgia, so here’s some pictures from the Baywatch premiere.  I honestly don’t…
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Amy Schumer’s New Movie SucksBy toddMay 12, 2017

Amy Schumer has a new movie coming out today called Snatched, and I’m glad I looked at the cast and the synopsis, because I thought it was about Amy Schumer in a room with bread. It’s not.

When her boyfriend dumps her before their exotic vacation, a young woman persuades her ultra-cautious mother to travel with her to paradise, with unexpected results.

The “ultra-cautious mother” is played by Goldie Hawn, so off top you know this movie is less believable than Transformers, because when a woman comes out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina, she grows up to look like this. Maybe they should have said Amy Schumer was adopted. It currently has a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I assume that will go up once Teen Vogue reviews it or reviewers get death threats and petitions for them to lose their jobs because they hate women instead of hating bad movies or whatever. I would call Schumer the female Dane Cook, but at least Dane Cook isn’t a horrific human being.  Oh, and if you need another reason not to see this, Lena Dunham posted this. You’d think Lena would stop publicly supporting things after Hillary Clinton. Honestly, we should be blaming her more than Comey.

 

 

Amy Schumer has a new movie coming out today called Snatched, and I’m glad I looked at the cast and the synopsis, because I thought it was about Amy Schumer in…

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The 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards Were Last Night, Here’s Some PicsBy toddMay 08, 2017
The 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards Were Last Night, Here’s Some Pics

 

Like I said, the 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards were last night. I didn’t watch them. You probably didn’t either. Or maybe you did. I don’t know you. All I know is that Cara Delevingne shaved her head, the cast of the Fast and Furious abominations won the Generation Award, and the two dudes from Moonlight won Best Kiss. Here’s 58 pics of people who attended. Pretty exciting stuff.

 

  Like I said, the 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards were last night. I didn’t watch them. You probably didn’t either. Or maybe you did. I don’t know you….
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‘Wonder Woman’ & ‘IT” Have New TrailersBy toddMay 08, 2017
‘Wonder Woman’ & ‘IT” Have New Trailers

 

Depending on who you ask, trailers for two highly anticipated movies dropped over the weekend or trailers for two movies dropped over the weekend. Here they are.

 

Wonder Woman

 

 

The trailer looks great. Gal Gadot looks great. Some of the shots looks great. It looks like 15 mins of the movie will be slo mo shots which isn’t great. I really, really, really want to like this movie. I really do. But DC is an abusive spouse that we all keep going back to hoping they’ll change. If this movie sucks, I’m going to get DC drunk and burn them alive in bed. I can’t take this shit anymore.

 

IT

 

 

This trailer also looks great. The book was a masterpiece. The acting looks great. At the same time, I know it’s very possible that everyone involved could easily fuck this up. For one, I don’t understand the Pennywise here. Pennywise dressed as a clown to lure kids. This Pennywise is not how you lure kids. I also don’t know if Pennywise is evil in this version because he was forehead-shamed as a kid. Maybe they’ll answer that.

  Depending on who you ask, trailers for two highly anticipated movies dropped over the weekend or trailers for two movies dropped over the weekend. Here they are.   Wonder…

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This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TrailerBy toddApril 14, 2017
This Is The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer

 

Guys. The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi just dropped. Full disclosure: My erection came out with the lightsaber sound.

 

 

 

Day 1 of Star Wars Celebration Day in Orlando yesterday:

 

Also, watch this and ugly cry if you’re into that:

  Guys. The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi just dropped. Full disclosure: My erection came out with the lightsaber sound.       Day 1 of Star Wars…

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Has A Teaser TrailerBy toddApril 10, 2017
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Has A Teaser Trailer

 

The first teaser for Thor: Ragnarok dropped today, and while we wait for the Vox article telling us that the use of Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” is insensitive in this political climate, you can see Thor’s new cut, Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum, and an alien dude shooting an M-16. And for some reason the Hulk is using weapons. Kinda defeats the purpose of being the Hulk, no? Please don’t comment, nerds.

 

  The first teaser for Thor: Ragnarok dropped today, and while we wait for the Vox article telling us that the use of Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” is insensitive in…
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