Scarlett Johansson Did Another ‘Ghost In The Shell’ PremiereBy toddMarch 30, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Did Another ‘Ghost In The Shell’ Premiere

 

Scarlett Johansson is a far left liberal and far left liberals hate her now, but loved her back in January. Much like with their genders, the far left’s acceptance tends to be fluid (haha nailed it!).  She’s was in NYC last night promoting the movie white people in NYC will boycott, because they think will help solve racism or whatever they read on Slate. She wore this dress.

 

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‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New TrailerBy toddMarch 28, 2017
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New Trailer

 

I didn’t post the new Justice League trailer here because this isn’t a video game site, and I’m not doing to let DC fool me again. I will post the new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer though, because I actually laughed at some of the jokes and it has actual acting and I could tell the whole thing wasn’t shot entirely in front of a green screen. It has a shit load of Iron Man and Michael Keaton as Vulture. It looks pretty great since Zack Snyder and Warner Bros. aren’t involved in any way.

 

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Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

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Here’s The First Five Minutes Of ‘Ghost In The Shell’ If You’re InterestedBy toddMarch 23, 2017
Here’s The First Five Minutes Of ‘Ghost In The Shell’ If You’re Interested

 

Who wants to see the first 5 minutes of Ghost In Shell? I sat through it. I feel you should suffer too.

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‘The Matrix’ Is Getting A Reboot. Yay.By toddMarch 15, 2017
‘The Matrix’ Is Getting A Reboot. Yay.

 

In case we’ve yet to realize Hollywood is mining every successful franchise for a reboot of that money it made in the past, Warner Bros. is now planning a reboot of The Matrix. Great.

It’s still not clear what shape the project will take, but sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Warner Bros. is in the early stages of developing a relaunch of The Matrix, the iconic 1999 sci-fi movie that is considered one of the most original films in cinematic history, with Zak Penn in talks to write a treatment. Sources say there is potential interest in Michael B. Jordan to star, but much must be done before the project is ready to go.

The Matrix is horribly dated, and lets not talk about the two sequels. If they wanna save money and still make it have the same social message, just make the plot about Neo staring into his phone for two hours then having to learning karate by watching a YouTube tutorial.

 

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Matthew Vaughn Might Direct ‘Man Of Steel 2’ For Some Reason, Maybe MoneyBy toddMarch 14, 2017
Matthew Vaughn Might Direct ‘Man Of Steel 2’ For Some Reason, Maybe Money

 

So Man Of Steel 2 is still a thing. Yay. I thought Superman died in Batman vs Superman. Maybe in this one he comes back to life and kills himself in his car while listening to The Promise Ring since he’s a whiny emo mama’s boy.  Also, Man of Steel 2 is in the DCEU, so you probably want be able to figure out he killed himself in the final edit. Matthew Vaughn must want an infinity pool at his house. This is the only way this makes any sense.

Sources tell us that Kingsman: The Secret Service filmmaker Matthew Vaughn is Warner Bros.’ top choice to direct Man of Steel 2, and preliminary conversations about the prospect have taken place. This isn’t yet in the deal-making stage, and Vaughn could very well end up not directing the film, but he’s who Warner Bros. wants at this point in time. Moreover, sources tell us that if Vaughn for some reason doesn’t direct Man of Steel 2, Warner Bros. still wants him to helm another superhero movie in the DCEU.

Kickass was great and X-Men: First Class wasn’t terrible, but David Ayer also made some movies that were kinda great and not terrible before Suicide Squad, and we see how all that turned out. I know, I know, Suicide Squad has an Oscar. So does Gwyneth Paltrow and Three 6 Mafia. Let’s not get carried away here.

 

Here’s Gal Gadot since something good has to come from this post.

 

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The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I GuessBy toddMarch 13, 2017
The New ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Looks Pretty Okay, I Guess

 

I refuse to let myself get excited for DC movies anymore, because they all generally suck, and the people who have seen Wonder Woman already weren’t exactly stingy with the adjectives that mean “suck”. But at least DC make halfway decent trailers. This one for Wonder Woman is obviously the best one even though it gives us an origin story like we haven’t known who Wonder Woman is since 1941. But hopefully the origin story will solve the mystery of why Wonder Woman is the only person on  Themyscira who has an Israeli accent.

 

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Chalize Theron Is An Action Star Now In ‘Atomic Blonde’By toddMarch 10, 2017
Chalize Theron Is An Action Star Now In ‘Atomic Blonde’

 

There’s this cool trend now when white actors get old they become action stars, but the trailer for the new Charlize Theron movie, Atomic Blonde, seems like it won’t be like Taken 3 where they needed 42 smash cuts to make us believe Liam Neeson could jump a fence. But what it does have is the new thing where you use a somber cover song that’s meant to be ironic and another completely on the nose song. Charlize Theron is a killer queen, get it?! If not, here’s Queen’s Killer Queen to make sure you know Charlize Theron is a queen in the figurative sense and also kills people. I know it’s subtle, so you gotta look for it. (Side note: I hate everything today. My apologies).

 

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Brie Larson Saw The ‘Kong: Skull Island’ ReviewsBy toddMarch 09, 2017

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now she’s wearing a dress where we can’t see her boobs. This is a travesty. I’m gonna need a bunch of people on Twitter to call for a boycott of this movie to bring the ratings down. You can say the movie doesn’t represent trans gorillas or no character is wearing a hijab and that’s problematic or whatever. They’ll think of something. They always do.

The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this.  Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes….

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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