Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand SunlightBy toddApril 24, 2017
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight

 

Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity. And if she wore a bikini it wouldn’t be that positive, I’m guessing. But maybe she could read up on how sunlight works, because as a year-round tan person, I find this post highly offensive. Mostly because of her tan lines. Tan lines are gross. Sorry you had to hear it this way, Hannah.

 

Don’t know if it’s physically possible for me to get any more tan….

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You don’t know if it’s physically possible for you to get any more tan? *clears throat, slowly raises hand* Ever wonder why you don’t put suntan lotion on a bathing suit?

  Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity….

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth ControlBy toddApril 21, 2017
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

Bella Thorne

 

…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

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Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn FrappuccinoBy toddApril 21, 2017
Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn Frappuccino

 

Even though I live in the South, I don’t like spending $5 to drink pure diabetes, but Starbucks has a new Unicorn Frappuccino and just like most of the stories on your Snapchat, Katy Perry tried it. The results were fascinating!

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Abigail Ratchford Says Happy Friday & LinksBy toddApril 21, 2017
Abigail Ratchford Says Happy Friday & Links

 

Chris Pratt was surprised you though Passengers was creepy  [  Dlisted  ]

Kim Kardashian is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Demi Lovato‘s bathing suit porn  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Only Emily Ratajkowski could do an ad like this   [  Popoholic  ]

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  Chris Pratt was surprised you though Passengers was creepy  [  Dlisted  ] Kim Kardashian is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Demi Lovato‘s bathing suit porn  [  DrunkenStepfather  …

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How You Doin, Jessica Simpson?By toddApril 20, 2017

You kids today don’t remember when you had to read about Jessica Simpson everyday because she was the slighter dumber Kate Upton with bigger breasts. Turns out she still has those and it basically a billionaire from selling sunglasses to chicks named Katlyn and Ashleigh at Target. She’s also supposedly a raging alcoholic which you can pretty much tell from these pics as well. Shout out to her husband. Glad he enjoyed his evening.

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Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”By toddApril 20, 2017
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

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Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th TimeBy toddApril 20, 2017
Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th Time

 

It’s unclear if this is some sort of secret settlement that was reached, but People named Julia Roberts the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2017. Julia Roberts is 49 and has 49 teeth.

It’s been 26 years since Julia Roberts was first on the cover of PEOPLE’s World’s Most Beautiful issue, and she’s still our favorite pretty woman.  The stunning star is, for a record fifth time, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World – though she can hardly believe it. “I am very flattered,” she tells PEOPLE’s editor-in-chief Jess Cagle in this week’s cover story.

I haven’t checked, but there’s probably an article about this that says something about white privilege and why they didn’t pick a plus-sized, gay immigrant with a hijab/black woman with natural hair/trans woman instead of a Julia Roberts, so there might be a march about this later. I’m gonna stop now, because I really don’t want to look at Julia Roberts’ face anymore. It’s weird, right? It just looks weird. Maybe this issue is really about scarecrows and this was all some kind of mixup.

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‘Stranger Things’ Shannon Purser Is A Bisexual NowBy toddApril 19, 2017
‘Stranger Things’ Shannon Purser Is A Bisexual Now

 

Last year, the world fell in love with Barb. The friend from Stranger Things who couldn’t get her boyfriend and had to make things weird for everyone instead of being happy that Nancy was getting some. Barb’s real name is Shannon Purser. She wants us to know she’s bisexual.

 

 

Since we’re living in the second act of Demolition Man, Shannon Purser had to offer an apology in a post revealing her sexuality in case for some reason she offended someone somewhere who might @ her on Twitter trying to educate words she’s never heard of.  This is why I don’t come out as gay. I don’t gay people explaining what words I can and can’t use. Your loss!

 

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Anne Hathaway Is Less AnnoyingBy toddApril 19, 2017

Anne Hathaway looks like she likes her own Facebook statuses, but tight leather pants make any skinny, moderately attractive chick less annoying. Even a generic, jar of mayonnaise like Anne. Her bodyguard looks like he might not agree with me, but he probably knows her better than I do, so I’ll defer to him.

Anne Hathaway looks like she likes her own Facebook statuses, but tight leather pants make any skinny, moderately attractive chick less annoying. Even a generic, jar of mayonnaise like Anne….

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