‘Justice League’ Had A PremiereBy toddNovember 14, 2017
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

  Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is…

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Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is GoneBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is Gone

 

Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying anything not to be associated with this shit anymore. One of the best reasons so far is that Brett Ratner, noted douchebag and sexual harasser, help produce Wonder Woman. Gadot is not about that life.

A Hollywood source tells Page Six that Gadot — who last month backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner, where she was due to present him with an award — is taking a strong stance on sexual harassment in Hollywood and doesn’t want her hit “Wonder Woman” franchise to benefit a man accused of sexual misconduct.

Man, Gal Gadot or Brett Ratner? That’s a tough one. I assume every exec at Warner Bros. has taken a turn drop kicking Ratner out of a fourth floor window until his spine is dust.

“Brett made a lot of money from the success of ‘Wonder Woman,’ thanks to his company having helped finance the first movie. Now Gadot is saying she won’t sign for the sequel unless Warner Bros. buys Brett out [of his financing deal] and gets rid of him.” The source added of Israeli-born Gadot, “She’s tough and stands by her principles. She also knows the best way to hit people like Brett Ratner is in the wallet. She also knows that Warner Bros. has to side with her on this issue as it develops. They can’t have a movie rooted in women’s empowerment being part-financed by a man ­accused of sexual misconduct against women.”

What’s weird here is that Ratner is only on board because he has a deal with Warner Bros., but more importantly, he and Patty Jenkins are like best friends. Or were best friends. Pretty sure they aren’t friends anymore. But in conclusion, Gal Gadot basically pulled her dick out in the only acceptable way one should pull their dick out, and is forcing a studio to choose the star of their best reviewed superhero movie in 10 years or Brett Ratner. Turns out superheroes don’t need capes. Also, the CGI on Cyborg looks really dumb.

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Hello, Madison BeerBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Madison Beer

 

After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems like a waste of time now. I think this might be my first time ever posting pics of Madison Beer. [Does Google search] oh, because she’s 18. Way too old for Roy Moore. I feel pretty good about my chances now.

 

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Hello, Demi LovatoBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Demi Lovato

 

The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know it’s only there to distract from the fact that Taylor Swift was nominated for five awards but didn’t win any. Not sure if Demi won anything or not. Probably not. She sucks.

 

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Louis CK Really Enjoys MasturbatingBy toddNovember 10, 2017
Louis CK Really Enjoys Masturbating

 

You’ve heard the rumors for years. Gawker and Jezebel has been trying to tell you for years. Women comedians have been trying to tell you for years. Louis CK‘s standup and shows have been trying to tell you for years. And yesterday, in an article in The New York Times,  five women let us know that dude really likes masturbating in front of women who don’t want them to masturbate in front of them.

In 2002, a Chicago comedy duo, Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov, landed their big break: a chance to perform at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colo. When Louis C.K. invited them to hang out in his hotel room for a nightcap after their late-night show, they did not think twice. The bars were closed and they wanted to celebrate. He was a comedian they admired. The women would be together. His intentions seemed collegial. As soon as they sat down in his room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Louis C.K. asked if he could take out his penis, the women said. They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then he really did it,” Ms. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. “He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating.”

We can just skip over the fact that Louis CK has to remove all his clothes in Aspen to jerk it to two women just standing there, but basically every story in this article is a version the exact same thing: a women/women are in a room with C.K. then he just whips his dick out and starts jerking off. What the hell is that about? Fucking weirdo. Like, if a woman wants to see your dick, she’ll ask to see your dick. If not, she doesn’t wanna see it. Anyway, HBO has already dropped him. Orchard, the distribution company for his new film is considering not even releasing it, and FX Networks might drop all his shit. This news probably doesn’t make him wanna jerk off, so that’s good news.

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Kevin Spacey Got Cut Out And Replaced In A Movie That Drops In 6 WeeksBy toddNovember 09, 2017
Kevin Spacey Got Cut Out And Replaced In A Movie That Drops In 6 Weeks

 

Kevin Spacey literally just got removed from an already completed Ridley Scott movie and replaced with Christopher Plummer. Deadline reports:

In an unprecedented bold move, director Ridley Scott, along with Imperative Entertainment’s Dan Friedkin and Bradley Thomas, have decided to remove Kevin Spacey from their finished movie All The Money In The WorldChristopher Plummer has been set to replace Spacey in the role of J Paul Getty. Re-shoots of the key scenes are expected to commence immediately. Scott is also determined to to keep the film’s December 22 release date. Spacey worked about eight to 10 days on the film, but the character is an important presence even if much of the action in the thriller involves the frantic efforts of the kidnapped heir’s mother Gail Harris (Williams), and Getty’s advisor (Wahlberg) to free the youth. The nightmare escalated after the family received his severed ear as proof the kidnappers were going to kill him if the money wasn’t delivered.

If you told me last year that Kevin Spacey would be having a worse 2017 than Trump, “grabbing dicks” would probably have been in my question somewhere. Pretty sure this has never happened before. And I’m not really sure how I feel about this. I hope they don’t replace John Lennon on all Beatles albums with John Mayer. Although I would like to see them CGI Christopher Plummer over Bill Cosby on every episode of The Cosby Show. That would be pretty neat. It would go a long way to explain why Denise is really light skinned.

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The CMAs Made A Trump Joke Last NightBy toddNovember 09, 2017
The CMAs Made A Trump Joke Last Night

 

Ahead of the 2017 CMAs, the Country Music Association banned journalists from asking artists about the “mass shooting in Las Vegas, gun rights or political affiliations at the awards show” or lose their credentials. Country music artists told them to suck a dick. The ban was then listed. Then last night, co-hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood opened the show with this. Per USA Today:

“We can’t be doing any of our silly little songs because this year’s show is a ‘politics-free zone,’ ” Underwood joked. “Are you kidding me? That’s not fair,” Paisley rebuffed, offering sample lyrics of political spoofs such as, “Way down wander on the Scaramucci” and “Hold me closer, Bernie Sanders.” “Right now, he’s probably in his PJs, reaching for his cellphone,” Paisley sang. “Right now, he’s probably asking Siri, ‘How in the hell do you spell Pocahontas?’ “In the middle of the night from the private seat of a gold-plated White House toilet seat, he writes, ‘Liddle Bob Corker,’ ‘NFL’ and ‘covfefe,’ ” Paisley continued, before his co-host joined in to finish the chorus. “It’s fun to watch it, that’s for sure, until little Rocket Man starts a war. Then maybe next time he’ll think before he tweets.”

You might say the Country Music Awards would be the last place you’d expect Trump to get roasted. I guess because it’s a room full of white people in cowboy hats? I don’t know. But again, it’s Trump. Dragging him at every opportunity is the one thing that crosses racial divides. Also, Carrie Underwood is hot as hell and I needed  reason to download these pics.

 

 

 

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Smallville’s Allison Mack Is Second In Command Of A Sex Slave CultBy toddNovember 09, 2017
Smallville’s Allison Mack Is Second In Command Of A Sex Slave Cult

 

NOT MY CHLOE! Sorry. Smallville‘s Allison Mack (who played Chloe) has reportedly been brainwashed into a horrific sex slave cult run by Keith Raniere. The cult is called NXIVM and you can read about that fucked up shit here. According to the cult’s former publicist, Mack is second in command and recruits “younger” women for Keith Raniere to brand and rape. Per The Sun:

The Smallville star orders her “slaves” to sleep with cult leader Keith Raniere, starve themselves for 12 hours a day and hand over naked pictures every month…SMALLVILLE star Allison Mack has recruited as many as 25 women into the terrifying NXIVM slave cult, according to the group’s former publicist. The actress has allegedly been brainwashed by cult leader Keith Raniere to recruit “slaves” into a secretive cult where they are forcibly branded with her initials and ordered to follow her commands 24 hours a day, Frank Parlato told Sun Online. The cult is called DOS, believed to be short for “dominus obsequious sororium” – Latin for the “master over the slave women”, and is the dark side of so-called “self-help” group NXIVM, according to Parlato – who was the first to lift the the lid on the cult’s sordid activities on his website The Frank Report. In one shocking email seen by Sun Online, slaves are told to fast for 12 hours a day, take cold showers and perform a “daily act to honour” their master. The email tells followers they must refrain from eating for “12 hours from the last time you have anything other than water w. lemon or black tea w. lemon + honey (sparkling water is ok)”.

Mack hasn’t been in anything recently, because this schedule and diet she’s on takes up most of her time when she’s not on her Sex Slave Go app.

While Mack, who appeared as Clark Kent’s sidekick in the TV show Smallville, is allegedly a “master” in the cult. But she still must allegedly obey leader Raniere and is also ordered to find bed partners for him, run 40 miles a week and keep a strict diet to stay as skinny as possible. Parlato told Sun Online: “Allison is both a victim and a perpetrator. She is a victim because she has been brainwashed by Raniere and she is his ‘slave’. “So she has to run 40 miles a week and keep a strict 500 to 800 calorie a day diet. “But she has also recruited many women to this cult. “Before he had good looking women surrounding him somewhat but what she did is use her glamour and celebrity to take it up a notch.

Women can’t even be happy for each other even when they’re brainwashed and being raped.

“One of things that is a terrible concept to Allison is that she is ordered to find Raniere bed partners and she is conflicted because she really wants to be with him. “I’ve had women who have escaped the cult tell me that they are told to sleep with Raniere and Allison gets really jealous about it – and they tell her ‘Look I’m doing what I’m told – I don’t even want to have sex with him I’m forced to’.”

Here’s a video of Keith Raniere and Allison Mack doing an interview. I really don’t know the context of this or why it’s happening, but you can legit see her being brainwashed by this dipshit before your very eyes.

 

 

Like what the fuck is going on in Canada? Where’s Justin Trudeau? He needs to put on his pink t-shirt that says “Feminist” on it that he uses for photo ops and go handle this. And where the hell is Kristin Kreuk? If she’s in the cult I’ll rescue her myself. Then we’d have a nice dinner and see where it goes. No pressure.

 

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Taylor Swift Dropped The ‘Reputation’ Track List After It LeakedBy toddNovember 08, 2017
Taylor Swift Dropped The ‘Reputation’ Track List After It Leaked

 

Hours after the track list of Reputation leaked online, Taylor Swift posted the track list of Reputation online. Not sure what “Dancing With Our Hands Tied” is about, but I assume it isn’t about sex. Taylor Swift seems like she needs throw pillows and to control the thermostat before she has sex. In other Taylor Swift news, her lawyers are sending out takedown notices to people posting album artwork. She also thinks Joe Alwyn “could definitely be the one“. So when they eventually break up, Joseph Kahn will send a “wyd?” text that’ll be left on read and she’ll release a new album.

 

3 days until #reputation

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Mariah Carey Got Accused Of Sexual Harassment, RacismBy toddNovember 08, 2017
Mariah Carey Got Accused Of Sexual Harassment, Racism

 

Mariah Carey‘s former security guard, Michael Anello, is preparing to sue her over claims of sexual harassment and constantly referring to him as Nazi skinhead and white supremacist. Really bad news for Hillary Clinton supporters on Twitter. Per TMZ:

Mariah Carey’s former security company has threatened to sue her … and the guy who owns the company says she constantly humiliated him by referring to him as a Nazi, a skinhead, a KKK member and a white supremacist.  Michael Anello’s lawyer has prepared a draft of a lawsuit, claiming his company worked for Mariah from June 2015 to May 2017 and got stiffed on the balance to the tune of $221,329.51. Anello claims he was promised another 2 years which would add $511,000 to the tab.  Anello says Mariah humiliated him and his colleague by referring to them as members of the hate groups. Anello also claims Mariah “wanted to be surrounded with black guys, not white people.” 

Apparently every famous and powerful sexual predator has the same opening move.

The draft lawsuit also makes allegations of sexual harassment, claiming she committed “sexual acts with the intent that they be viewed by Anello.” Anello claims during a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mariah asked him to come to her room to move some luggage and when he got there, she was wearing a see-through negligee that was open. He says he tried leaving but she insisted he move the luggage. He says he left the room and there was no physical contact.

This is pretty awful. But let me make this about me for a second. My Christmas playlist is now ruined.

 

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