Wonder Woman Did EmpireBy toddFebruary 24, 2017
Wonder Woman Did Empire

 

Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were any indication, WB is gonna continue to throw shit against the wall in hopes it makes enough money to clean up the shit they have to clean up from the last wall. The fourth, Wonder Woman, drops June 2, and depending on who you ask, it’s great or an unmitigated disaster. Kinda like our new President. Anyway, WB has to spend a lot of money on advertising, so Wonder Woman got the cover of Empire Magazine. She looks like she’s about to fight Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Wonder Woman

  Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were…

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Emily Ratajowksi Is Laced UpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she  looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.

When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner…

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Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On TrumpBy toddFebruary 24, 2017
Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On Trump

 

So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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  So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.

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Ariel Winter Wore This To A PartyBy toddFebruary 23, 2017

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Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.

 

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Rihanna Was Named Harvard’s 2017 Humanitarian Of The Year RecipientBy toddFebruary 23, 2017
Rihanna Was Named Harvard’s 2017 Humanitarian Of The Year Recipient

 

Rihanna is going to Harvard to accept an award. This seems peak 2017.

Rihanna has been named the 2017 Harvard University Humanitarian of the Year, and will come to campus to accept the Peter J. Gomes Humanitarian Award at a ceremony next Tuesday (Feb. 28).

Why tho?

“Rihanna has charitably built a state-of- the-art center for oncology and nuclear medicine to diagnose and treat breast cancer at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados,” said S. Allen Counter, the Harvard Foundation’s director. She has also created the Clara and Lionel Foundation Scholarship Program [named for her grandmother and grandfather] for students attending college in the U.S. from Caribbean countries, and supports the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, a multiyear campaign that will provide children with access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.”

I mean, I hope would get an award if I did all that, so goof for Rihanna. She’s hot as hell and gives money to treat breast cancer and educating young girls. I know what you’re saying, Rihanna doesn’t deserve this. You’re probably right. I look at the list of nominees and it was between her and the time you tweeted #NoDAPL during brunch. You were so close! Maybe next year, man.

 

#TBT

 

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Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s EatingBy toddFebruary 23, 2017
Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s Eating

 

Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of a restaurant where men are popping a vein pretending to be interested in what their wives and/or girlfriends are saying. Not sure if these tacos are a metaphor or a visual euphemism, but my penis thinks they might be. He’s pretty good investigative journalist.

 

When ppl comment on how much food we take down

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#TBT

 

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Karlie Kloss And Taylor Swift Aren’t Friends Anymore Because Of Tom HiddlestonBy toddFebruary 22, 2017

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What was once slumber party scissoring and herbal tea, has turned petty for once-friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss. It was all Tom Hiddleston’s fault. Wait no, it was Taylor Swift’s psychosis.  Star Magazine reports: (via Cele|bitchy)

Another day, another squad member who’s ditched Taylor Swift. Once joined at the hip, Taylor and Karlie Kloss have fallen out, and it’s all because of Taylor’s embarrassing fauxmance with Tom Hiddleston. “Karlie actually warned Taylor that it was a bad, distasteful idea,” snitches a mutual friend. “Taylor slipped out and accused Karlie of being jealous, and they haven’t really spoken since.” Indeed, Karlie isn’t up for talking to – or about – her ex pal. She went so far as to cancel an Australian interview that had planned to ask about their friendship because “she didn’t have anything nice to say,” explains the source. “Things between them were never balanced: it was always Taylor calling the shots. Eventually Karlie was going to get tired of being her little minion.”

Even if this isn’t remotely true, it feels true, because Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who would scream, “YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!” to friend she’s had for years if that friend points out an issue with her new dick. Milo kinda seems that way too.

 

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Michael Fassbender Is Probably Your Next James Bond Maybe Who KnowsBy toddFebruary 22, 2017
Michael Fassbender Is Probably Your Next James Bond Maybe Who Knows

 

Although I’d much rather see Idris Elba as 007 (yes, I know Idris Elba isn’t white much like I know Scarlett Johansson isn’t Asian), it looks like Michael Fassbender will probably be the next James Bond. Read this first, then feel free to type angry in the comments about that whole Scarlett Johansson thing.

James Norton and Michael Fassbender are the frontrunners to become the next James Bond in the week Daniel Craig became the second longest-serving 007. Craig has starred as the spy in four films over more than 11 years, although is it not known if he will continue in the franchise. His last outing as Bond was in 2015’s Spectre, but shortly after its release he said he would rather “slash my wrists” than appear in another film as the secret agent. According to bookmakers Coral, betting has surged on Norton or Fassbender taking over from Craig.

Fassbender has straight up said in interviews that he doesn’t want to play James Bond at all, but I’m sure if they come with enough Bond money, he’d play James Bond and any other Bond they’d like him to play. Maybe JaMarcus Bond. If dude can play a guy in a purple helmet and cape, he can’t be above playing a spy on a yacht who drowns in pussy.



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Kate Upton Has A VideoBy toddFebruary 22, 2017
Kate Upton Has A Video

 

I just realized this video of Kate Upton for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue existed, but I wrote about how she got the cover after throwing a hissy fit if she didn’t so, so I’m gonna be like Christopher Nolan and close out this trilogy. Except this doesn’t have as many plot holes as it does huge tits and feigned modesty.

 

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Sophie Mudd In A Bikini & LinksBy toddFebruary 22, 2017
Sophie Mudd In A Bikini & Links

 

This is how Bella Hadid exits a car  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Leah Remini says Tom Cruise could star in Mission Impossible: Scientology  [  Dlisted  ]

The Wonder Woman movie is fantastic or shit or just okay  [  The Superficial   ]

Kelly Brook‘s 1998 photoshoot is a sad reminder   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

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