Labor Day Dump 09.04.2017By toddSeptember 04, 2017

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Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.

 

A post shared by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Aug 27, 2017 at 11:52am PDT Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to…

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Mother’s Day Dump 05.14.2017By toddMay 14, 2017

Gurl bye

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It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.

 

Gurl bye A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on May 13, 2017 at 12:26pm PDT   It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I…

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Weekend Dump 05.19.2017By toddMarch 19, 2017

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Duke just lost to the Confederate Flag. I’m fine. I’m totally fine. This is Trump’s America. Anyway, here’s the Weekend Dump. If you can make it past her tits, Lindsey Pelas looks like The Joker for some reason. Probably needs a new surgeon. Whatever, I’m bitter right now.

 

A post shared by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:29pm PDT   Duke just lost to the Confederate Flag. I’m fine. I’m totally fine. This is Trump’s America….

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Ben Affleck Just Got Out Of RehabBy toddMarch 15, 2017
Ben Affleck Just Got Out Of Rehab

 

Ben Affleck went on Facebook last night to let everybody know he recently went to rehab for alcohol addiction. Here’s the post.

 

I have completed treatment for alcohol addiction; something I’ve dealt with in the past and will continue to confront. …

Posted by Ben Affleck on Tuesday, March 14, 2017

 

Well. This explains a lot of things. Mostly this, this, and this. But mostly importantly, this.  It doesn’t explain why I can’t think of anything negative to say two posts in a row. I guess I can say something about Rachel Maddow last night. What was all that about? Hillary Clinton didn’t take an L that hard.

 

  Ben Affleck went on Facebook last night to let everybody know he recently went to rehab for alcohol addiction. Here’s the post.   I have completed treatment for alcohol…

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White Lady Allison Williams Would Like To Preach To You About DiversityBy toddMarch 10, 2017
White Lady Allison Williams Would Like To Preach To You About Diversity

 

Fresh off her HBO show, Girls, with no black people on it, Allison Williams has scored big at the box office with what is probably the best movie about microaggressions and literal cultural appropriation, Get Out, written by a half white dude, Jordan Peele, with a white wife and all white friends. Now comes the part about diversity.

“Girls” star Allison Williams blasted Hollywood at Refinery29’s International Women’s Day celebration, saying “one of the biggest problems . . . is that the people making decisions are disproportionately old, disproportionately white and disproportionately men. When they leave we have to make sure the people who replace them more accurately reflect the way the world actually looks.”

Look, I get it. White liberals hate white people more than Trump supporters hate Muslims, and they’ve reached the point where they’re running white dudes off  Twitter because they signed on to play a white character. And as we all know, only Asians can do karate. Or is that a stereotype? I honestly can’t tell anymore. Basically, no white people should be cast in anything anymore, because we need to accurately reflect the way the world actually looks. Especially in America where it’s 70% white people. I don’t know, just wade through them until you find somebody not white, doesn’t matter who. No longer shall we suffer from the oppression boot of systematic racism as long as they’re aren’t any white people on TV or in movie. That should definitely solve it. Unclear how Allison Williams would feel about that, but it was her idea.

 

 

  Fresh off her HBO show, Girls, with no black people on it, Allison Williams has scored big at the box office with what is probably the best movie about…

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President’s Day Dump 02.20.2017By toddFebruary 20, 2017

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot

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Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a special Weekend Dump you can look at instead of watch Trump’s parade float be carried by immigrants or watch him declare martial law because of a terrorist attack that happened in Narnia or whatever he has planned for today.

 

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:49pm PST   Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a…

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Super Bowl Dump 02.05.2017By toddFebruary 05, 2017

Superbowl Sunday! Who’s ready?

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Hey dudes. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and special Weekend Dump. I live in Atlanta so if if Atlanta wins during Black History Month, the White House might send nukes. Yes, a football game today. We get it. You don’t like “sportsball” lol man you’re killing on Twitter right now. Every cares that you don’t like football and they all think you’re super cool for saying so.

 

Superbowl Sunday! Who’s ready? A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Feb 5, 2017 at 8:08am PST   Hey dudes. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and special Weekend Dump. I…

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Monday Dump 01.30.2017By toddJanuary 30, 2017

Body is a Wonderland

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Man, this Trump presidency thing is going great, isn’t it? Like, I really can’t protest every weekend for the next four years, y’all. Somebody need to pull my name out of the protest hat and let me know what month I get, because this is exhausting. I’m thinking about buying stock in Sharpies, though. Something good has to come from this. I just looked on Facebook and tried to find the #AllLivesMatter crowd, but I guess they’re busy. But I did find a lot of people with beards and non-prescription glasses being reactionary and with memes. Always a good time. Anyway, here’s the Weekend Dump, which will now be the Monday Dump, because Monday’s the next four years are gonna be rough. You deserve a treat.

 

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MLK Day Dump 01.16.2017By toddJanuary 16, 2017

chaos

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I’m doing the Weekend Dump on MLK Day, because it’s technically a holiday. It should be a good time. It’s a good day for your conservative friends to post Martin Luther King, Jr. quotes without any context or understanding, and telling you that he never looted, rioted, or burned anything down even though their grandparents made his life and cause a living hell, put him in jail, then killed him anyway. Here’s some pictures to look at while you think of some flame Facebook comments. I have a dream that you’ll do me proud.

 

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Happy Holidays Dump 12.25.2016By toddDecember 25, 2016

#fbf #mexico #travel

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Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy whatever the hell you’re into. The shitter’s full. I’ll see you fine people on Tuesday. In the meantime, here’s the Merry Happy Christmas Holidays edition of the Weekend Dump. This is my gift to you. There’s lots of asses and people spreading cheer and such. Enjoy at your leisure.

 

Also, the good people who own this site you know and love recently bought a new site, so for my Christmas gift, you can go check them out here. It would mean a lot to me. Yes, it would. Don’t be an asshole today on the day of Jesus’ birth. I just saw a picture of him on Facebook, and I really need to know his skin care routine.

 

 

#fbf #mexico #travel A photo posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Dec 23, 2016 at 12:57pm PST   Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy whatever the hell you’re into. The shitter’s…
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