Leonardo DiCaprio Can Relax NowBy toddFebruary 29, 2016
Leonardo DiCaprio Can Relax Now


Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar. He also used his acceptance speech to address climate change. I guess this is the part where Breitbart and The Blaze mention something about his private jet, because that’s the real problem. He should ride in a horse and buggy next time, because I bet that will stop it. Much like abstinence. 



Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar. He also used his acceptance speech to address climate change. I guess this is the part where Breitbart and The Blaze mention something about his…

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Here’s Some 2016 Oscars Red CarpetBy toddFebruary 29, 2016
Here’s Some 2016 Oscars Red Carpet


If you didn’t watch the 2016 Oscars last night, just check your uncle’s Facebook. The butthurt is flowing. I assume Chris Rock has the blood of 20 cops on his hands by now or something. I know Beyonce killed at least 50 last month. Anyway, here’s some red carpet pics.  


If you didn’t watch the 2016 Oscars last night, just check your uncle’s Facebook. The butthurt is flowing. I assume Chris Rock has the blood of 20 cops on his…

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Here’s Kat Dennings’ Huge RackBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
Here’s Kat Dennings’ Huge Rack


I had to let the hate flow out early this morning, so I’m a little behind on titties and such. So here’s Kat Dennings and her massive titties at the pre-Grammys party or something I think. She looks like something Jim Henson created then didn’t want to use, but she has huge boobs, so I guess that means she’s hot or whatever. If she was hot then she really wouldn’t be dating Josh Groban. He probably pets them like kittens. Not what you’re supposed to do with those, bro.


I had to let the hate flow out early this morning, so I’m a little behind on titties and such. So here’s Kat Dennings and her massive titties at the…

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Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The GrammysBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys


There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and the Grammys planned this ahead of time so she could use her perfected surprise face to walk on stage and deliver the prepared speech her team wrote for her to passive aggressively talk shit about Kanye West for this. Roll that calculated, focus group tested footage!



In typical Taylor Swift fashion, she doesn’t mention anyone by name when she shits on them, because she’s classy like that. If you don’t respond to one of her texts within ten minutes she’ll write an entire album about you with clues about your identity that can be easily solved with Google. Oh, sorry. I meant, GIRL POWER! Or whatever delusion and shared psychosis this continues to be.


There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and…

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David Bowie Didn’t Die For This BullshitBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
David Bowie Didn’t Die For This Bullshit


As soon as I heard that Lady Gaga was going to do a David Bowie tribute at the Grammys, I pretty much knew it was going to be some self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word, but little did I know it would be a self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word while sucking Intel’s cock and somehow mixing up Bowie with Elvis. 


Commence with the bullshit here:



Also not a fan, David Bowie’s son, Duncan Jones. Who Lady Gaga fans proceeded to call “disrespectful”. Not like his dad died a month ago or anything. Go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, sorry. I’m upset. I’ll get over it. But this is what you get for telling Lady Gaga she can sing. 


As soon as I heard that Lady Gaga was going to do a David Bowie tribute at the Grammys, I pretty much knew it was going to be some self-masturbatory Cirque…

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Ariana Grande At The Grammys & LinksBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
Ariana Grande At The Grammys & Links


Gigi Hadid is see through   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Val Fit in a bikini   [   The Superficial   ]

Hilary Duff on all fours in a bikini is exactly what it sounds like   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

2016 IS TAKING EVERYONE   [  Dlisted   ]

Ellie Goulding is see through   ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Which one of these people deserve a Grammy?   [  Reality Tea  ]

Alexis Ren is so damn hot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Good lord, Jessica Alba  [  Popoholic  ]


Gigi Hadid is see through   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Val Fit in a bikini   [   The Superficial   ] Hilary Duff on all fours in a…

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Selena Gomez Wore This To The GrammysBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
Selena Gomez Wore This To The Grammys


Selena Gomez is at the Grammys to support her BFF Taylor Swift during this very difficult time. I assume she’s also wore this dress to support your decision to masturbate right now. Go for it. She won’t mind. 


Selena Gomez is at the Grammys to support her BFF Taylor Swift during this very difficult time. I assume she’s also wore this dress to support your decision to masturbate…

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Taylor Swift Wore This To The GrammysBy toddFebruary 16, 2016
Taylor Swift Wore This To The Grammys


Hey, what’s up? Everything good? Awesome. Glad to hear it. I’m starting the Grammys stuff early, so here’s Taylor Swift in the outfit she picked out. Not sure what’s up with her hair. Or whatever she’s wearing. I’m posting these because Taylor Swift has those legs and I couldn’t just post the legs. I mean, I guess I could but then I’d have to put them on ice, then there would be a trial, so this just seems like the easiest option. 


Hey, what’s up? Everything good? Awesome. Glad to hear it. I’m starting the Grammys stuff early, so here’s Taylor Swift in the outfit she picked out. Not sure what’s up…

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