‘Wonder Woman’ Is Killing It

Wonder Woman

 

Because all film critics are secretly paid Marvel shills who don’t understand the genius of DC films, Wonder Woman currently holds a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Wait. Shit. Let me start that over. Because all film critics review coherent and competent┬ámovies favorably, Wonder Woman currently holds a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Sorry. I screwed that intro up. Although this might cause some cognitive dissonance for DC fan boys who also hate women. That remains to be seen. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman almost has a higher score than Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad combined. It also has the lowest budget of the three, so it’ll more than likely┬ábe the most profitable of the three. If I was Martha, I’d see if I could switch kids.

 

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