We can talk about Mariah Carey‘s New Year’s Eve thing still, but Mariah can walk on stage and just grunt and walk off. She’s earned the right to do that. It’s fine. She doesn’t care and neither should we. She also doesn’t care that kids watching Nickelodeon’s 2017 Kids’ Choice Awards see her gigantic breasts in HD. Nick Cannon didn’t come dressed like this because he thought it was a great idea. We all know why he did it. Gigantic breasts can make you do weird shit, man.