UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m fragile.
Ryan Seacrest, the gayest heterosexual of all time, is now currently dating Adriana Lima, the third best Victoria’s Secret model of al time. I don’t pretend to understand 2016 anymore.
E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City. The two connected during their time in Rio for the 2016 Summer Olympics, and the rest, as they say, is history!
Like, this alone makes me want to kneel during the national anthem and I don’t even know why. It just seems like a gross injustice. Seacrest also dating this before. Exactly how rich is this dude? Every time I see something about Seacrest, I always think Neil Patrick Harris leaving his husband is somehow going to be involved. I can’t be the only one to see this.