Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends

Kendall Jenner

The Kardashians/Jenners are by and large a societal failure, so that’s why Kendall Jenner is on the cover of magazines like Allure where her excruciating banality is allowed to kill trees. Like this bullshit. 

It also helps to have an inner circle of glamorous, social-media-savvy friends, including models Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, and Baldwin, with whom Jenner got matching broken-heart tattoos. “This is going to sound really, really lame, but we all call ourselves the Super Natural Friend Group because we all have such cool individual lives and we’ve been dreaming about them since we were so young,” says Jenner, who’s fiercely loyal to her coterie. 

Christ. I won’t even comment that “Super Natural Friend Group” sounds like a Disney channel show about junior high kids investigating ghosts with no help from the skeptical town sheriff and their busy parents, but no mention of Taylor Swift? You just got yourself a track on her new album, Kendall. 

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