Ariel Winter showed up to yet another event with an overly long name on Friday night. This time it was “Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue”. I hope when she was there that somebody introduced her to a gay dude, because I have no idea what’s going with the shit she’s been wearing lately. What is this about? What is the meaning of this? How does this happen? Why?What kind of mirror does she have at home? Is an imprisoned spirit trapped inside? Did ex-boyfriend bring her back the heart of a pig instead and that’s why they broke up? I don’t understand. Help me understand.