You weirdos like Chloe Grace Moretz, specifically her ass that I didn’t know she had until January. Now that I know these two things, I guess I have to post every “Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants or shorts” thing. This is one of those things. A thing where Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants but not shorts. You’re welcome. And how’s your day going, btw? I feel we don’t talk anymore.