While we’re waiting for Sanders to convince all the superdelegates he called corrupt to join him because he has the best chance to beat Trump even though he couldn’t beat Clinton (should be any day now), here’s Megan Fox on Chelsea telling Chelsea Handler that her aborted baby plays with the dog who was given to Chelsea by another ghost family member. Now that’s how you do a fucking run on sentence. Respect. I don’t really have much to add besides the fact that Megan Fox is the level of hot where she can walk around saying shit like this and people smile and applaud.
[h/t The Superficial ]