White millennials have been emailing in since Tuesday to warn me that the world will end in November because Hillary Clinton won’t give them every single thing they demand like their parents, so that’s been fun. I don’t reply, because I know it’s been a rough week for them. The law of averages says that at least one of them had a panic attack and had to call their mom from their car because their favorite bubble tea place closed down. It’s been a lot to handle this week. But I hope these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Kourtney Kardashian in London renew their faith that anything is possible, because Lindsay looks a billion times hotter than Kourtney here. I bet nobody saw that coming. You can still hope that Clinton goes to prison or hope the DNC finally allows the mail in votes from Mars to be counted, but I hope you can appreciate these pictures for a moment.