Kylie Jenner And Tyga Broke Up Again

Kylie Jenner

So Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up again. TMZ tells me “this time there’s no going back“.  I assume they would know better than I would. 

Kylie and Tyga are finished … dunzo … for good-zo. Sources connected to the former couple tell TMZ … it happened days before the Met Ball last week. They were both at the gala, but they did not walk the red carpet together, and that was her decision. As for why … everyone’s being tight-lipped, but we do know this. Tyga took his mom and a model to Mother’s Day lunch (Her maybe? – ya boy, Todd) … and he’s not telling his friends whether she’s his new GF. We also know this … the breakup was acrimonious. We’re told Kylie was bent out of shape that Tyga had the nerve to go to the Met Ball. He was only invited because of her, and she’s mad at herself that she didn’t think to have him made persona non grata.

Ok, here’s how all this works. Blac Chyna, a non-Kardashian, has been sucking all the Kardashians’ attention dry the past month. Kim and Khloe are mad about it (Khloe probably would have talked about it on her TV show that nobody watched, but it got canceled). Kylie is super mad about it. Kris Jenner stays collecting checks. So Kylie had to get attention somehow. I guess this was it. I hope it works, because this was the only card Kylie had to play. Mostly because she’s frighteningly dumb. If it doesn’t work, maybe Kris Jenner can see if anybody from the 76ers might be interested, or she can just salvage her for parts. That’s always a possibility. 

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