I guess if you’re gonna get a Kardashian repeatedly pregnant, then Kourtney Kardashian is probably your best choice. Off top, she doesn’t look like Kim or Khloe, and that’s what you look for when you want to get somebody pregnant. God doesn’t even want Khloe pregnant. Also, Kourtney will take all your kids to the beach while you party in Vegas. She’ll even wear these jean shorts things so you can still look at her butt if your Vegas hotel has free wi-fi. Lots of positives here.