Disney’s teaser trailer for their live-action Beauty and the Beast dropped last night, and luckily it’s not called Beauty and the Beast Live!. We need to stop making those. The teaser doesn’t show much (it does show your heart the music from the animated one), but Emma Watson‘s eyebrows look better than the movies she’s been making recently. I’ll be optimistic since she’s had a lot of success with movies that have “and the” in the title, and the fact that Disney rarely fucks something up. So this might be good. Or it it might be bad. But Disney will make enough toys and straight-to-DVD sequels that the shareholders will consider “bad” a relative term. Do your part, America/China.