Her mutant sister has been linked to her third NBA player this month (the second without brain damage), so Kourtney Kardashian got a text from her mom telling her to post her ass on Instagram, because this family turns pretty much everything into shit like this. Even emergency plane landings where they should have all died. Luckily for her kids, Kris Jenner knows plane crash deaths only get one news cycle. Two tops. So here’s Kourtney Kardashian’s 37-year old mom ass. Yay? I won’t even mention the caption. Not sure why were all upset about the Armenian genocide.