You can tell that Iggy Azalea is a legit rapper because she has Scarface on her shirt, but what you may not know is that she’s insane. Apparently she’s forgiven Nick Young over this, but if he cheats again she’s gonna cut off his dick. She said it on “Orlando & The Freakshow” radio show on Wild 94.1 I’m sure all his friends and teammates haven’t mentioned or joked about this yet. Pretty sure of that. Men would never do that.
“No, I’m not cool with it. Like, you will have half a penis. I already said ‘One more video, just one more thing, and you will lose a quarter of your meat.’ That’s why he got to slide this time. Just let me get some real evidence, and you’re gonna lose half an inch.
I expect this marriage to last a long time, because every man loves the threat of the woman he shares a place with cutting off his dick. We love it! Can’t get enough. I bet they’re super happy and the house is always full of interesting and meaningful conversation. There’s no way he looks or talks to other chicks now. He has one who will cut off his dick! Can’t get much better than that when it comes to love.