I’m not going to pretend I know what Maria Menounos wore on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night, but how do you take it off? Because damn. Still unclear why her boyfriend waited 17 years to marry her since she has this and seems excited to do this. My penis is legit twitching right now. It just twitched again. Slow down there, little guy. We have to go to the post office here in a bit. Get yourself together.