Now that Hayden Panettiere is out of hospice care after giving birth to this dude’s baby a month ago, she hit up the Critics’ Choice Awards last night looking like a hot baby food truck. Meaning, her boobs are massive. I guess nature does this to boobs so men will want to get women pregnant immediately after they have a baby, because men can be easily tricked whenever we see huge boobs. Sorta like when Scarlett Johansson goes into an audition and comes out with the part. Or when Katy Perry has a #1 album. What’s that about? That can’t be right. None of that seems right.