Not sure if you’re ready for a sexy Lena Dunham dance that’s probably an indictment of the patriarchy or bathing suit inequality or whatever Salon decides to read into this, but you can’t deny the sheer animal magnetism that’s being displayed here. The animal magnetism in the sense that animals are magnets for food. I want to apologize if you’re at work right now and your penis detached from your body. Not sure what the workplace policy is on that.
Wash your eyes out: