Farrah Abraham Is Adopting A Human Child

I know the title is in pretty big letters and bold and stuff, but I just want to stress the fact that Farrah Abraham is adopting a child. Not in the “my dog thinks he’s human!” sense, but like, a small human person. If you’re on the fence about late term abortions, I hope this changes your mind.

“I’m happy to confirm I’m moving forward in my adoption process. This means I will be making some changes in my career to welcome a new addition to my family,” the 24-year-old tells Us. “Very excited and this feels so right. I’m very blessed for this opportunity.”

I’d like to think any respectable adoption agency will have trained snipers with orders to shoot to kill on the roof if she decides to show up, so who knows where this baby is coming from. There probably is no baby. What the hell am I doing right now? This is stupid. Why are we doing this?

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