Last night it was reported that former good NBA player, and current bad NBA player, Lamar Odom, was found unconscious and unresponsive around 3:15pm at Nevada’s Love Ranch in Crystal about 70 miles outside Las Vegas with liquid pouring out of his nose and mouth. At this time, he’s listed in critical condition and on life support with his heart, kidneys and lungs failing. Not only will this not leave a good impression on the hookers, it sucks pretty much overall. Luckily, this tragedy isn’t going to waste, because after cutting off contact with Odom and screaming when showed at SoulCycle, Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner rushed to Las Veags because they “love him” lol jk they need footage.
“It’s [a] s**t show,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “The Kardashians are trying to run everything. They walked into the hospital with cameras rolling. It was shocking, but hardly a surprise.” Khloe was “extremely upset,” the source told Radar,” adding that “they are all crying and pretending like they care. “The doctors have been working non-stop to make sure Lamar pulls through and the Kardashians are making everything a circus,” the source told Radar. “It is ridiculous. They’re bossing people around. They are trying to take over the situation, so typical.”
Awww, that’s sweet, but remember the last thing Odom said about the Kardashian’s? Take it away, Lamar.
Hours after the incident, Odom put on a microphone and spoke to a paparazzo about what transpired. “I am not, not, not the person that they’re trying to make me out to be—whoever’s doing it. I live in Las Vegas. I live in Las Vegas!” the former NBA player said in the TMZ video. “So, was there an address or a place given? Was there an address or a place given? Or I just guessed right? Did I just guess right?” Odom instructed the cameraman not to interrupt him or “put words in my mouth.” “Did I just guess right where this girl may be? You know I know Khloé, right? You know I know her, right?” he asked. “So, how would you think I ended up there?” “I would think there was some communication between you two,” the paparazzo said. “OK then,” Odom replied. “It’s hard for me to keep my composure.” “To everybody I know that supports me I’m sorry but that’s just it. The dog has to fight back. That’s it. Y’all won. Y’all beat me down, degraded me. You said I would do everything in the world,” Odom said. “I’m a womanizer, a f–king drug addict, everything. You know what I’m saying? I probably couldn’t even get f–king hired by Home Depot right now because of how people look at me. It’s over! If it happens again I will air everything out. Nobody got followed, nobody got hassled, nobody got harassed, nobody got grabbed on, none of that. None of that. Didn’t happen. “Probably was the most hurtful part is that I beat her to the punch. I didn’t want to come up here. You know what I’m saying? Somebody should be calling up here saying, ‘Hell no that didn’t happen!” You know what I’m saying? ‘That is ridiculous! It’s crazy!’ I don’t now what type of move it is. I don’t know. I don’t know.”Odom added, “It’s just not the truth.”
I guess you’re free to take that however you want. Two months ago he said that, then today he’s on life support. I’m not a detective, but I’m available to be interviewed on any Investigation Discovery show if needed. Hit me up.