Good news, guys. Batshit conspiracy theories aren’t regulated to just your cousin in Texas, because there’s one in Brazil right now that makes her fans think she was killed in 2002 and replaced by a clone named Melissa Vandella (they even have a site called “Avril Is Dead”). In related news, where are we all meeting up to greet the aliens? Can we make it someplace warm? Is it cool if I make my own sign? Lemme know what you guys decide.
Here’s her latest video. If I was Avril, I’d probably just go along with this.