Jim Carrey‘s ex-girlfriend hasn’t even been dead a week at the hands of BIG PHARMA, but Ariana Grande was on Live with Kelly and Michael this morning, and well, you can’t trust anybody who hates America.
“My childhood crush, like, my lifelong crush, it kind of all goes together — it’s Jim Carrey,” Grande answered without hesitation when co-host Michael Strahan asked her who her childhood crush was. “I love him so much.” “I met him, and like, cried,” she added. “It was really weird. It was so weird. It was so uncharacteristic of me. I’m usually sort of chill. I’m usually somewhat contained, but I met him and [makes crying face].”
Look, I don’t know what Jim Carrey is into besides this and stuff that doesn’t contain mercury like batteries or air, but he should probably try to find out exactly what “I live him so much means”, because #1 her ass looks like this, #2 depending on what she means, her ponytail would pair very well with said ass, #3 she’ll pay for your dates, #4 she’s alive.