Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Kris Jenner wasn’t gonna let Kim Kardashian announce her new plot device on anything other that her dumb show, but I guess the news here is that Kanye West stopped trying not to like pictures 63 weeks deep in Beyonce’s Instagram long enough to ejaculate into Kim Kardashian with the help of science because he womb is barren.

North West is going to be a big sister … Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting baby #2. After struggling to conceive, Kim made the big announcement Sunday night during “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” North was born on June 15, 2013, several weeks before her due date. Kanye and Kim have been trying for a second child for some time … visiting several different specialists and fertility doctors. No word yet on how far along she is or the sex of the baby.

Nature and her uterus didn’t want Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to breed again, but science allowed this to happen. No wonder Republicans hate science so much. I get it now. Also, if it’s twins, I hope they named them Wild and Wild.

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