I met Amanda Seyfried in 2012 at a bar in LA, and by “met”, I mean we stood next to each other at the bar waiting for drinks. And Josh Harnett had on a wool beanie, two jackets, and a scarf. In Los Angeles. Anyway, she’s about 4’5″ and looks like she weighs 80 pounds, with 40 of that being tits. Long story short, she’s blonde, skinny, and has huge tits. Awesome. She also does taxidermy and wore cornrows to the Ted 2 premiere. Everything I said two sentences ago is now meaningless.