Hey, remember when Salma Hayek was an actor and stuff then she was like, “wait, I look like Salma Hayek why am I not married to a French billionaire” then she married a French billionaire and got pregnant? I guess Cannes is close to her house, so she showed up with her husband and dem titties. Sorry. You can’t see them. You need at least a billion in your Well Fargo Way To save account before she’ll take them out. Or you can time travel back to the 90s and just go see any movie she was in. Either or.