BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan does dumb shit.
Lindsay Lohan has come up “woefully short” with her remaining community service hours and should face arrest as soon as she returns to the U.S. from London, a California prosecutor said Wednesday. The “Mean Girls” star is due for a probation progress report Thursday, and so far she’s completed less than 20 hours of the 125 additional community service hours she agreed to complete by May 28, Santa Monica City Attorney Terry White told the Daily News. “We’ll probably ask that her probation be revoked,” White said Wednesday. “It doesn’t appear she’s taking it very seriously.” Lohan received the extra hours after White challenged the log sheet she submitted in January to satisfy the sentence in her 2012 reckless driving conviction. “She’s had more than enough opportunity to finish. But she turned in some hours that were extremely suspect, that the court disallowed, and now, given the last chance of all last chances, she’s come up.”
Lindsay completed 240 hours of community service back in January at the very last possible minute, so never underestimate the last minute scheduling of a woman who loves coke more than she fears jail. She’s gonna get this time done, because nobody in prison is gonna pay her an eight ball to jack off on her tits.