I thought Pia Mia was the name of a car. It’s not. It’s the name of a singer from Guam who apparently became famous by posting songs on YouTube. The first video that popped up in Google was for a song called “Fuck With U ft. G-Eazy” and she has a song on Divergent. I see a lot of Kid’s Choice Awards in her future. Anyway, these are pictures of her and Kylie Jenner holding hands yesterday on their way to get GoGurt instead on their way to being dropped into a volcano which is what I had hoped.