The MET Gala is an annual celebrity event where famous people go dressed up in dumb shit to raise money and awareness for people who make costumes or something. It’s like a really pretentious pageant that’s supposed to be influential or whatever. But I’m supposed to be talking about titties here and I think we can all agree that Katy Perry has nice titties. That’s probably like her only redeeming quality other than she hasn’t made a new album in a while. But mostly her titties.