Last week we learned that if a Christian molests children, it’s just a simple mistake that can be corrected by building houses and praying very much like when Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski made errors in judgment. Josh Duggar is just a poor sinner who was tempted by the devil and his sisters who are all one big succubus of Satan and harlots for Beelzebub. He really had no choice but to sneak in their bedrooms are fondle them as they slept. And according to Josh Duggar’s father-in-law, Michael Seawald, we shouldn’t judge Josh, even though Josh has no issue judging strangers who don’t fondle children and just want to get married, because after all, Josh prayed a bunch, you guys. Also, did you know that we all want to molest kids, but God is judging us so we don’t? It’s true. Michael said so.
“Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh. We should not be shocked that this occurred in the Duggar’s home, we should rather be thankful to God if we have been spared such, and pray that he would keep us and our children from falling.”
Although I’ll give this dude a modicum of credit for being the fist person in this family that actually mentioned the victims, he can get the fuck out of here with the rest of it. I’m an atheist and I haven’t molested any kids. Why? Maybe because I wasn’t raised in a house where jacking off can send you to hell and sexual oppression is part of the curriculum that teaches homeschooled kids that Moses won WWII with just an eagle and a bible. Or maybe I’m just not a pervert in Arkansas who can’t let his underage sisters walk around in towels without trying to fuck them. Josh Duggar is a child molester. Plain and simple. No amount of praying or confessing is gonna make him less of sexual deviant. Also, what do you think of these pictures of Ariana Grande, Josh? Hahahahahaha, she’s 21!! Joke’s on you, buddy!