WARNING: This post contains a gallery of Kate Beckinsale‘s Memorial Day legs. Guard the eternal souls of your children carefully!
In 2002, Jim Bob Duggar ran for U.S Senate, and since anybody named Jim Bob obviously has life figured out, he explained on his campaign website that “rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes.” I mean, not Josh of course. Josh was free to molest because Jesus and stuff. Speaking of religion and politics, if any religion truly believed in an malevolent invisible man, wouldn’t they stay out of politics since the dude said he would eventually handle it? Jesus idgaf to politics, but since this America and you can’t go around killing people without repercussions unless you’re a cop, we can’t stone gay people or women who get abortions anymore, so they just try to make laws while saying they love and will pray for you. vegas doesn’t hedge bets this much. It makes sense I guess if you don’t think about it too much. But back to the story, Jim Bob said incest was punishable by death unless, you know, if your sister brushes her hair seductively in front you and your parents can cover it up unlike Kate Beckinsale’s hot ass legs.