Jay Z Bought Beyonce One Of Khaleesi’s Dragon Eggs

Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen, The Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons, Hot Ass Piece) is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, and in the interview she said she doesn’t have any of the dragon eggs because Jay Z bought one for Beyonce. I guess she couldn’t afford the other two.

She admits to trying to “blag” one of Khaleesi’s dragon eggs (which birthed three now poorly behaved teenage dragons), to no avail. “Apparently Jay Z bought one for BeyoncĂ©, or something,” she laughs. “I don’t know.” No eggs reside in the Clarke residence because “they are really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art.” Like FabergĂ©? “Eggs-actly! Eggs-cellent!”

PLOT TWIST: Beyonce is now a surrogate and Kanye probably thinks he’s the real father.

 

Emilia Clarke

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