It’s Friday and spring, so it’s about damn time somebody put on a swimsuit and got in a pool and had somebody take their picture. So thanks, Selena Gomez. Sadly this isn’t a bikini, because I guess swimsuits are supposed to be high fashion and art and bikinis aren’t, I guess? I don’t make the rules. I do make rules about shies in the house. I used to live with a Korean girl and if you wore shoes in the house it’d be like that scene in Misery with the sledgehammer.