KONG HAVE CORNROWS NOW

Even though her ass has been exposed to gamma radiation and looks like something a shark would attack, the grossest thing about Khloe Kardashian now is that she has cornrows now. She must feel pretty bad about Bruce Jenner getting all the credit for being the first transgendered person in their family, but she’ll probably take all that aggression out by skinning General Hopper’s men out of Fort Bragg alive until Arnold Schwarzenegger blows her up at the end of the movie.