I don’t have access to the Rihanna in a bikini pics or the Gigi Hadid in a bikini pics, so to make you feel my pain, here’s Christina Aguilera at The Voice Season 8 thing or whatever this event is supposed to be. As you can see, Christina Aguilera isn’t in a bikini. And shouldn’t wear a bikini. Or be allowed in the same room as a bikini. Or be allowed to say the word bikini. Or know what a bikini looks like. And should have her punch card revoked at Cook Out. And not be allowed withing a 100 yards of a Cook Out. Or a beach. A place where she might have a midnight feeding that would scare homeless people or any marine mammals that may have surfaced at that particular time.