I haven’t posted about Charli XCX in a while, because well, she’s mostly unattractive. I guess this is what she looks like when she’s not on stage testing the quality control of fabric and wearing whatever that stuff is she calls makeup. I assume it’s makeup. Yeah, so this is Charli XCX. Or I think this might be Charlotte Aitchison. Charlotte seats you at The Cheesecake Factory and has a Lauren Conrad book in her Honda Civic that she reads on her lunch break after tweeting at Ryan Gosling.