Kim Kardashian Needs A Friend

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are basically the plot of Chappie if Kanye West was two South Africans who shouldn’t be allowed to star in other creative mediums besides music. Kanye really wants to be taken serious as a fashion designer, so he designed a plain white t-shirt and charges $120 for it. That’s pretty much all you need to do to be in high fashion. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is slowly morphing to the point where Kanye will just have to take her batteries out when he wants her to stop talking. In the meantime, can somebody please tell her that her gross ass doesn’t need to be in tight leather pants like this? Please? I’m begging. Every time I see her ass, I want to throw a harpoon at it and use it’s oil in a lamp.

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