Yesterday, V Magazine dropped some images of their upcoming issue claiming Selena Gomez was topless. That, of course, was bullshit. Selena Gomez was topless in the same way girls are topless when they go use your bathroom. Anyway, the backlash was immediate, with people calling it “Selena Gomez’s child prostitute shoot‘”. Ok, so here’s the thing. If you look really close at these pictures, you won’t see the fascist boot of the patriarchy stomping on her neck. Selena Gomez is a grown ass woman. If she wants to pose without a shirt for a magazine cover, then that’s what she’ll do. I’m sorry the first thing you thought when you saw these was “child prostitute” when you saw these in the town square of your Virginia settlement, but that that probably says more about you than it does about her. Damn. Why y’all gotta get me this mad this early in the morning? This is a holy day. A day where usually normal people starve themselves and draw targets on their foreheads for ISIS.