About once or twice a year Sophia Bush shows up to an event or walks down the street to remind everyone how damn hot she is, and Friday she blessed the dress by putting it on and going to NBCUniversal’s 2015 Winter TCA Tour. This might be top secret, but my penis 160 confirmed kills in her vagina. I also beat up Thor in a bar one time. You can read more in a my book. What, you don’t believe me? *slips on uniform* hahahaha, joke’s on you! I’m in a uniform now so that means I’m incapable of lying and if you don’t believe every word I say, you’re a traitor. How would you like me to sign your copy?